Mephiles the Dark: Welcome to my house. As you can see, I've knocked over many chairs because I get so tilted at the toWERs...
Silver the Hedgehog: Um, this isn't really tilted, or a tower...
Mephiles the Dark: Well, you see, it's a gamer pad. Not many girls come in here 'cause I get friendzoned so frequently, but that's okay...
Silver the Hedgehog: I'd like to be in the friendzone! I'd like friends!
Mephiles the Dark: It's not as pleasant as you'd think. They don't treat you like a friend; they treat you like an item.
[someone laughs]
Mephiles the Dark: Sometimes I wish I could be more than just an accessory for these women, but unfortunately, as a gamer, I don't get respect.
Silver the Hedgehog: Well, I'm not a gamer, so maybe they'll respect me!
Mephiles the Dark: That just makes you a beta cuck.
[the rest of the dubbers start cracking up]
Mephiles the Dark: That's the difference between you and I, Silver the Hedgehog! I'm a- I'm an alpha gamer...
[cracks up; soon the whole crew devolves into a laughing fit]
Mephiles the Dark: Anyway, where we- where we droppin', boys?
[loud laughter]
Mephiles the Dark: These are all the newest maps they've added... and a newspaper.
Blaze the Cat: Have you ever actually interacted with a woman in your life before, Mephiles?
Mephiles the Dark: That doesn't matter. Check out this cool gem I got on eBay for $7.
Silver the Hedgehog: It's so cool! Can I add it to my rock collection?
[the scene cuts to Sonic in a fiery landscape]
Sonic the Hedgehog: OH! OH MY GOD! SOMEONE HELP ME!
Silver the Hedgehog: Oh my god. That looked like it hurt. What do you think, Blaze?
[beat]
Silver the Hedgehog: Blaze...?
Blaze the Cat: I didn't see it.
Mephiles the Dark: Gimme back my thing. You see, I had to trap Sonic in the hell dimension 'cause he disrespected gamers.