- If a terrorist organisation wanted to knock out the moral compass of Britain, all they'd have to do is to kill 100 celebrities at random. The entire country would have an instant nervous breakdown.
- Stress is a disease and I am the cure.
- And so Thank Christ for Wolf the Gladiator...
- I'm Christopher Morris, you're not!
- Oblong Planet proves Time is Yellow say Physicists.
- If your Grandmother was Ill, would you try and Insult her Better?
- Would it have been better if most of this Century's Greatest Scientists had been born as flies?
- I need a Veterinary Surgeon? What about the Tortoise!
- [Suicide Journalist] Suzy and a thin man found me in the Park. I was wandering around the pond and throwing stones at the ducks.
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