The Laurel-Hardy Murder Case (1930)
Oliver Hardy: Oliver Hardy
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Oliver Hardy : What a beautiful home. And what luxury! And to think its all ours.
Stan Laurel : What do you mean - ours? It's mine!
Oliver Hardy : [looks into the camera, back at Stan] There you are. Just like all the rest of them. Sitting on top of the world and turning down your best pal. Your benefactor! I might have known it. Well, goodbye. And good luck.
[looks into the camera, turns around, then back again at Stan]
Oliver Hardy : Twas ever thus.
Stan Laurel : [looks into the camera, back at Ollie] Oliver? Are you really going?
Oliver Hardy : [looks into the camera, nods his head yes, Stan gives him the umbrella, shocked, Ollie looks into the camera, back at Stan, throws the umbrella on the floor] So you would turn me out? Eh!
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Oliver Hardy : Good evening, sir. This is Mr. Laurel.
Detective : Are you sure you're a Laurel?
Oliver Hardy : Why, sure! Sure! Why?
[points to a portrait painting]
Oliver Hardy : Can't you see the family resemblance?
Detective : Yeah? That happens to be General Grant.
Oliver Hardy : Why, of course it's General Grant. His son and I belong to the same alma mater. Meaning: Delta Phi Delta. Raw-Raw-Raw. Raw-Raw-Raw. Sis--Boom--Raw.
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Oliver Hardy : You're name's Laurel isn't it?
Stan Laurel : Well, only on my mother's side. You see, it was like this, I...
Oliver Hardy : [shoves Stan] Mother's side.
[sighs]
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Oliver Hardy : Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into.
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Oliver Hardy : Why don't you be careful?
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Oliver Hardy : [to Stan, of course] You've gotten me in enough trouble!