- Irene Castle: I thought you could be a first dancer, a very beautiful first dancer because you are a beautiful dancer but you're so smug and conceited that you can't see any further than your funny nose!
- Irene Castle: What's your name?
- Vernon Castle: My name's Castle.
- Irene Castle: My name's Foote.
- Walter: My name will be mud when I try to explain this to your mother.
- Irene Castle: What does 'ham' mean?
- Vernon Castle: That's just an expression.
- Irene Castle: Well, what does it mean?
- Vernon Castle: In the theater, we speak of certain actors as hams.
- Irene Castle: Oh, that makes me feel so professional! Am I, am I a real ham?
- Vernon Castle: Well, yes. You're a little one.
- Irene Castle: Oh, wonderful!
- Walter: When Mr. Fields tells you to dance, get up, keep your chin up, your chest out, and put your best foot forward.
- Mrs. Foote: Can't you leave them alone?
- Dr. Foote: I've been leaving them alone all winter. Aren't we ever going to use that parlor again?
- Vernon Castle: We've got our health, we're young, we're in Paris, we're on our honeymoon, what more do we want?
- Irene Castle: I hope I don't disappoint you.
- Vernon Castle: Come on, you know, chin up, chest out, and best foot forward
- Irene Castle: [singing] The whole French nation, You will hear them saying, A real sensation, And the people will stay, Till the break of the day, While we are dancing...
- Vernon Castle: [singing] Give me the moonlight, the music, And, darling, an armful of you, I can see myself doing, The things that I never could do, It's true, but only when you're in my arms.
- Vernon Castle: I think when people dance well together, it's because they're sympathetic to each other.
- Irene Castle: Oh, Maggie, what am I going to do?
- Maggie Sutton: Nothing. War is a man's business. Women only do what they're told.
- Vernon Castle: Hey, dance with me.
- Irene Castle: All the people downstairs.
- Vernon Castle: Look, we can do it quietly like this. Just as if we're walking on air.
- Walter: Will you be spending the night here?
- Maggie Sutton: I should say not. I find the country quiet very disturbing.
- Irene Castle: Well, Vernon, we've nothing to lose.
- Vernon Castle: Tell them to play, "Too Much Mustard."
- Irene Castle: Vernon, would they let you dance alone? Because, if they would...
- Vernon Castle: Do you think I'd want to dance without you?
- Vernon Castle: Explain to the lady I may be a little late.
- Hotel Manager: Sure will. What name will she give?
- Walter: It's his wife.
- Hotel Manager: You're wife?
- Vernon Castle: Yes. Do you mind?
- Hotel Manager: No! I don't mind; but, I don't understand it.
- Maggie Sutton: How would you like to try out for a dancing job?
- Vernon Castle: What?
- Irene Castle: Where?
- Maggie Sutton: At the Café de Paris.
- Vernon Castle: Café de Paris? Irene!
- Irene Castle: Well, you know the manager?
- Maggie Sutton: My dear, the manager knows me!
- French Landlady: Mes Amis, Vive l'Amérique!
- Vernon Castle: Viva la France!
- Irene Castle: Viva la everything!
- French Landlady: [singing] Allons enfants...
- Vernon Castle, Irene Castle, French Landlady: ...de la patrie, Le jour de gloire est arrivé!
- Irene Castle: Did Captain Castle say how long he'd be at the flying field?
- Hotel Manager: No, ma'am. He arranged for dinner at 7:30 in the private dining room.
- Maggie Sutton: Oh, sounds almost wicked.
- Hotel Manager: We cater only to a family trade, ma'am.
- Maggie Sutton: I beg your pardon.
- Hotel Manager: Not at all. My card. If I can be of any service to you, call on me.
- [exits]
- Maggie Sutton: A wife-beater if ever I saw one.