Help! (1965)
Paul McCartney: Paul
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Quotes
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Paul : My skin's soaked right through to the skin!
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Cameo : Boys, are you buzzing?
John : No thanks, I've got the car!
Cameo : No no no, listen. I'll have to play it back. You'll have to do it again!
[He plays the recording back so they can hear the buzzing sound]
John : Is that you?
Paul : No.
George : Well don't look at me.
[Ringo and his drums crash through the sawn-through floor to the room below]
John : That was you buzzing! You naughty boy!
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George : [referring to a drill coming through a painting] What's that?
Austrian Waiter : What's what?
George : That little whirly thing coming out of his stomach.
Austrian Waiter : I can't look!
[a hose comes through the whole the drill made]
John : It's only a hose.
[the waiter faints as the Beatles investigate the hose]
Paul : [listens into the hose then hands it to John] It's for you.
John : Who is it?
Paul : The gardener.
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Superintendent : Oh come on now lads, don't be windy, where's that famous pluck?
John : I haven't got any, have you George?
George : Did have.
Paul : I have had.
Ringo : I will have! Lead on!
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[Offering gold to Paul]
Clang : Hey, Be-a-tle! How about this, eh? Shufty gold! All of it pure gold in easy-to-handle denominational nuggets. Not marked, not a mark on 'em, eh?
Paul : No, I hate them.
Ahme : No!
Paul : I I do! I mean, they make your fingers go green.
Ahme : It is not the Beatle with the ring, he.
Paul : Aren't I?
Ahme : No unfortunately!
[laughs as Paul gives her a dirty look]
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John : [George has just passed out from seeing the size of Ahme's hypodermic needle] Now see what you've done with your filthy Eastern ways!
Ahme : No! It is Clang, the high priest, who is filthy in his Eastern ways.
John : How do we know you're not just as filthy, and sent by him to nick the ring by being filthy when you've lulled us with your filthy Eastern ways?
Paul : What filthy ways are these?
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[John and Paul are trying to get Ringo to cut his finger off]
Paul : Well, you didn't miss your tonsils, do yer?
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[In disguise at the airport. Newspapers have discovered their destination]
Ringo : Okay, who let it out?
John : Nobody'll know!
Paul : We're not going there.
John : We just put it 'round we're going there.
Paul : We're not going there!
John : We just put it 'round we're going there!
George : Just so everybody'd think we were going there.
Ringo : I'd like to go there.
John : You wouldn't like it.
Ringo : Where are we going, then?
John : Never you mind.
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Paul : [Speaking to washer woman] Do you know Clang?
Washerwoman : I'm his mother, and he's good boy!
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[Paul tracking foot prints]
Paul : Easterner with greasy feet speak with fork tongue.
John : Does he? What's he say?
Paul : Passing this way, hot foot, many moons to temple.
George : Don't encourage him. You've got the part Paul!
John : Dare we ask how you know?
Ringo : How?
Paul : How? I saw these footprints and this guide book which points out places of local worship.
John : To the temple!
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John : How's your... How's your equilibrium Ring?
Ringo : [Ringo plays cards with George] How's yours? You're light again, George.
George : How do you know it's not you that's light.
Ringo : Cause I never am. Am I, Paul?
Paul : Here you are, cop this, one hand.
[Paul bounces a baseball against a wall]
John : Ugly though aren't they...
Paul : Hands?
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Professor Foot : Voltage, Voltage! Up up. Up up
Paul : Up, up.
John : Up
Ringo : Are you sure I'm earthed?
Algernon : Oh no! Er, hold on, thank you.
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Paul : My skin's soaked right through to the skin!