Help! (1965)
Patrick Cargill: Superintendent
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Quotes
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Superintendent : So this is the famous ring?
Ringo : I'm in fear of me life, you know!
Superintendent : And these are the famous Beatles?
John : So this is the famous Scotland Yard, eh?
Superintendent : And how long do you think you'll last?
John : Can't say fairer than that. The Great Train Robbery, eh? How's that going?
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Superintendent : Allow me. I'm a bit of a famous mimic in my own small way, you know James Cagney.
[imitating Ringo on the phone]
Superintendent : Hello, there, this is the famous Ringo here, gear fab. What is it that I can do for you, as it were, gear fab?
George : Not a bit like Cagney.
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[Ringo is trapped in a cellar with a tiger]
Superintendent : Good lord, it's Rajah, the famous Bengal man-eater who escaped from the London Zoo this morning.
John : Good Lord! So it famous is!
Superintendent : Oh, don't worry, he's absolutely harmless. All you have to do is sing Beethoven's "Ode to Joy" from the famous Ninth Symphony in D minor.
John : Of course! Why didn't you think of that you twit!
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Superintendent : Oh come on now lads, don't be windy, where's that famous pluck?
John : I haven't got any, have you George?
George : Did have.
Paul : I have had.
Ringo : I will have! Lead on!
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Superintendent : [cowering under his desk] There's a strong case for arming the police. We aren't all masochists, you know.
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Superintendent : Yes, I believe you. Thousands wouldn't.