Help! (1965)
George Harrison: George
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Quotes
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George : [realizing the curling stone is actually a bomb] Hey, it's a thingie! A fiendish thingie!
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Superintendent : Allow me. I'm a bit of a famous mimic in my own small way, you know James Cagney.
[imitating Ringo on the phone]
Superintendent : Hello, there, this is the famous Ringo here, gear fab. What is it that I can do for you, as it were, gear fab?
George : Not a bit like Cagney.
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Cameo : Boys, are you buzzing?
John : No thanks, I've got the car!
Cameo : No no no, listen. I'll have to play it back. You'll have to do it again!
[He plays the recording back so they can hear the buzzing sound]
John : Is that you?
Paul : No.
George : Well don't look at me.
[Ringo and his drums crash through the sawn-through floor to the room below]
John : That was you buzzing! You naughty boy!
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George : [referring to a drill coming through a painting] What's that?
Austrian Waiter : What's what?
George : That little whirly thing coming out of his stomach.
Austrian Waiter : I can't look!
[a hose comes through the whole the drill made]
John : It's only a hose.
[the waiter faints as the Beatles investigate the hose]
Paul : [listens into the hose then hands it to John] It's for you.
John : Who is it?
Paul : The gardener.
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Superintendent : Oh come on now lads, don't be windy, where's that famous pluck?
John : I haven't got any, have you George?
George : Did have.
Paul : I have had.
Ringo : I will have! Lead on!
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George : I'm always getting winked at these days. It used to be you didn't it Paul?
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[In disguise at the airport. Newspapers have discovered their destination]
Ringo : Okay, who let it out?
John : Nobody'll know!
Paul : We're not going there.
John : We just put it 'round we're going there.
Paul : We're not going there!
John : We just put it 'round we're going there!
George : Just so everybody'd think we were going there.
Ringo : I'd like to go there.
John : You wouldn't like it.
Ringo : Where are we going, then?
John : Never you mind.
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[Paul tracking foot prints]
Paul : Easterner with greasy feet speak with fork tongue.
John : Does he? What's he say?
Paul : Passing this way, hot foot, many moons to temple.
George : Don't encourage him. You've got the part Paul!
John : Dare we ask how you know?
Ringo : How?
Paul : How? I saw these footprints and this guide book which points out places of local worship.
John : To the temple!
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John : How's your... How's your equilibrium Ring?
Ringo : [Ringo plays cards with George] How's yours? You're light again, George.
George : How do you know it's not you that's light.
Ringo : Cause I never am. Am I, Paul?
Paul : Here you are, cop this, one hand.
[Paul bounces a baseball against a wall]
John : Ugly though aren't they...
Paul : Hands?
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George : I didn't encourage that wink!