Help! (1965)
Ringo Starr: Ringo
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Quotes
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Superintendent : So this is the famous ring?
Ringo : I'm in fear of me life, you know!
Superintendent : And these are the famous Beatles?
John : So this is the famous Scotland Yard, eh?
Superintendent : And how long do you think you'll last?
John : Can't say fairer than that. The Great Train Robbery, eh? How's that going?
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Ringo : They have to paint me red before they chop me. It's a different religion from ours. I think.
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Ringo : [Ringo approaches the bar and asks for] Two lagers and lime and two lagers and lime
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Superintendent : Oh come on now lads, don't be windy, where's that famous pluck?
John : I haven't got any, have you George?
George : Did have.
Paul : I have had.
Ringo : I will have! Lead on!
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Ringo : I like operations. They give you a sense of outlook, don't they?
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[In disguise at the airport. Newspapers have discovered their destination]
Ringo : Okay, who let it out?
John : Nobody'll know!
Paul : We're not going there.
John : We just put it 'round we're going there.
Paul : We're not going there!
John : We just put it 'round we're going there!
George : Just so everybody'd think we were going there.
Ringo : I'd like to go there.
John : You wouldn't like it.
Ringo : Where are we going, then?
John : Never you mind.
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Ringo : [to Clang after he has taken off the ring and put it on Clang] Get sacrificed! I don't subscribe to your religion!
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[Paul tracking foot prints]
Paul : Easterner with greasy feet speak with fork tongue.
John : Does he? What's he say?
Paul : Passing this way, hot foot, many moons to temple.
George : Don't encourage him. You've got the part Paul!
John : Dare we ask how you know?
Ringo : How?
Paul : How? I saw these footprints and this guide book which points out places of local worship.
John : To the temple!
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John : How's your... How's your equilibrium Ring?
Ringo : [Ringo plays cards with George] How's yours? You're light again, George.
George : How do you know it's not you that's light.
Ringo : Cause I never am. Am I, Paul?
Paul : Here you are, cop this, one hand.
[Paul bounces a baseball against a wall]
John : Ugly though aren't they...
Paul : Hands?
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Professor Foot : Voltage, Voltage! Up up. Up up
Paul : Up, up.
John : Up
Ringo : Are you sure I'm earthed?
Algernon : Oh no! Er, hold on, thank you.
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Ringo : They kept pulling me nose! Mine of all noses!