Dark Angel (1990)
Dolph Lundgren: Det. Jack Caine
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Quotes
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Talec : I come in peace.
Jack Caine : And you go in pieces, asshole.
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Jack Caine : Either you're Santa Claus or you're dead, pal.
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Arwood "Larry" Smith : [trying on a jacket from Jack's closet] Hey, it fits perfectly!
Jack Caine : It should... it was mine when I was 12.
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Talec : [proudly] I Win
Jack Caine : [defiantly] Fuck you, spaceman!
[Injects him with a massive overdose of heroin to no effect]
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[after blowing away the police chief, who was trying to kill his partner]
Jack Caine : [to Laurence Smith] Never trust nobody. Caine Manual, Chapter 1, Page 1.
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Jack Caine : [while being chased by the White Boys, Larry produces a huge firearm, which resembles a cannon more than a gun] What the hell is that?
Arwood "Larry" Smith : A Christmas present from my mother.
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Jack Caine : [at the murder scene, Larry and Jack are nearly decapitated by the alien disc] Now, that's a murder weapon.
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Malone : Caine is going on vacation, isn't that right, Caine?
Jack Caine : I said I'd go, I didn't say when!
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Arwood "Larry" Smith : You may not be accustomed to working on a case under Federal juristiction, so Commander Switzer has asked me to lay out some parameters for your corporation.
Jack Caine : Parameters?
Arwood "Larry" Smith : Yes, parameters are sort of, general guidelines...
Jack Caine : I *KNOW* what the word means!
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Arwood "Larry" Smith : Evidence must be presented within a timely framework!
Jack Caine : Yeah, that's great. But I've got a friend at the university I wanna show it to first.
Arwood "Larry" Smith : What is he, a scientist?
Jack Caine : No... he's a cheerleader!
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Arwood "Larry" Smith : [after seeing Caine's apartment broken into and trashed] I think you've been robbed!
Jack Caine : You FBI guys don't miss a thing, do you?
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Jack Caine : You're gonna think I'm crazy.
Arwood "Larry" Smith : Don't let THAT stop you. It hasn't yet!
Jack Caine : I think we're dealing with aliens, and *NOT* from Mexico!
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Jack Caine : I need you to listen to me!
Arwood "Larry" Smith : You need a psychiatrist Jack!
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Jack Caine : Are you alright?
Bruce the Scientist : [Bruised and tired] Feel like I look.
Arwood "Larry" Smith : You look like shit!
Bruce the Scientist : Look who's talking!
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Jack Caine : [after Azeck, the good alien, blows up] Jesus Christ... did you see that?
Arwood "Larry" Smith : Did I see it? He almost burnt my fucking face off man!
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Jack Caine : [after foiling a convenience store robbery] Merry Christmas!
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Arwood "Larry" Smith : [Looking at Jack's jacket] Are you sure you want to go with that particular look? I think you should give it some thought. External things are very important. They tell people who you are. Know what I mean?
Jack Caine : In that case, you should ride in the trunk!
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Jack Caine : [Pointing his gun to Boner's crotch area] Ok Boner, who killed my partner? Who has got the drugs?
Boner : The fucken martians!
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Good Alien - Azeck : He Must Be Stopped
Arwood "Larry" Smith : Oh Man He's Bleeding
Jack Caine : Who Are You?
Good Alien - Azeck : An Officer Of The Law Like You... Stop Him
Jack Caine : What Does He
[Talec]
Jack Caine : Want?
Good Alien - Azeck : Blashine... A Priceless Drug Where I'm From... Rare And Illegal... What You Call... Endorphins
Jack Caine : [snorts on Talec] Dealer... Just A Lousy Dealer
Arwood "Larry" Smith : [starts writing things down] I Don't Believe Any This Is Happening
[looks back at him]
Arwood "Larry" Smith : Where Did You Say You Were From?
Good Alien - Azeck : He'll Kill Your People By The Thousands To Get It Cheaply! Stop Him... If He Returns... More Others Will Come... It'll Be A Slaughter
[in pain]
Good Alien - Azeck : He Has/At A Storage Place... DESTROY IT... Near A Water Way
Jack Caine : He Must Means/It Would Be The Old Fletcher Plant/Building
Good Alien - Azeck : [spitting] You Must Promise Me
[leans in closer barks]
Good Alien - Azeck : PROMISE ME
Jack Caine : [nodding] I Promise
[Azeck slumps back and breathes his last]