Nanny McPhee (2005)
Thomas Brodie-Sangster: Simon
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Quotes
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Nanny McPhee : There is something you should understand about the way I work. When you need me but do not want me, then I must stay. When you want me but no longer need me, then I have to go. It's rather sad, really, but there it is.
[Nanny McPhee turns around to walk out of the room, but stops once she hears Simon]
Simon Brown : We will never want you!
Nanny McPhee : Then I will never go.
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Simon Brown : I NEVER say "please"!
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Simon Brown : [Nanny McPhee appears only after he taps her wand into the ground, he nervously quotes her] I-I *did* knock...
Nanny McPhee : I know. I heard you.
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Simon Brown : You must feel at such a disadvantage, Nanny McPhee.
Nanny McPhee : In what way?
Simon Brown : We know your name... but you don't know ours.
[holds out hand]
Simon Brown : Pleased to make your acquantence, I'm Oglinton Fartworthy.
[Children giggle whilst making farty noises]
Nanny McPhee : [Shakes Simon's hand] How d'you do.
Simon Brown : That's F-A-R-T, Fartworthy.
Tora : Booger McHorsefanny.
Lily : Knickers O'Muffin.
Eric Brown : Sandra.
Christianna : Bum.
Sebastian : I'm Bum!
Christianna : Oh, Bosoms.
[Children giggle out loud]
Baby Agatha : Bum.
Christianna : You can't be Bum, Aggie! Sebastian's Bum. You're Poop.
Baby Agatha : Poop Bum.
Sebastian : You can't be Poop and Bum!