- Dr. Jacques Von Hämsterviel: I think that went very well, don't you?
- Captain Gantu: Actually, I think...
- Dr. Jacques Von Hämsterviel: I did not ask what you think!
- Captain Gantu: But you did...
- Dr. Jacques Von Hämsterviel: That was a rhetorical question! Don't you know what a rhetorical question is?
- Captain Gantu: Yes, I believe it's...
- Dr. Jacques Von Hämsterviel: That was a rhetorical question too!
- Stitch: Aloha!
- Grand Councilwoman: Captain Stitch, the Counsel has - you have coconut cake on your uniform.
- Stitch: Sorry.
- [takes his shirt and licks it off]
- Experiment 625 - Reuben: You're gonna miss my egg salad!
- Captain Gantu: Not enough mayonnaise and too much dillweed.
- Experiment 625 - Reuben: What did you call me?
- Pleakley: We can't go into a black hole. I need to return the van to the college by six.
- Dr. Jacques Von Hämsterviel: Then you're going to be a little late, by, oh... forever!