- Lois Lane: Come on.
- Clark Kent: Where are we going?
- Lois Lane: I thought you might like to walk me home.
- Clark Kent: I thought you didn't need a bodyguard.
- Lois Lane: Who said anything about a bodyguard?
- Lois Lane: Clark, you can drop the Kevin-Costner-protecting-Whitney-Houston bit. I think we're safe now.
- Lois Lane: [Lois has witnessed a murder and has been receiving threats] I do not need a bodyguard and even if I did, and I mean this in the nicest possible way, you would not be my first choice.
- [walks away]
- Clark Kent: [smiles to himself realizing who her first choice would be] Thank you. I take that as a compliment.
- Lois Lane: [after Clark and Perry have advised her to omit parts of her story for safety reasons] How about the part where the man was *dead*? Can I keep that in?