Arlo the Alligator Boy (2021 TV Movie)
Tony Hale: Teeny Tiny Tony
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Quotes
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Arlo the Alligator Boy : Bertie, you seeing this? This tiny train is all tricked out!
Teeny Tiny Tony : Hey, hey, you got him! Thank you very much for your services, young green man. Now, where's my bag of cash?
Arlo the Alligator Boy : Oh! We gave it back to those loud farm people. Turns out, they were still angry after they got it back.
Teeny Tiny Tony : Ba-gooh-ma mia!
[stomps his hat in frustration]
Bertie : Hey, leave the kid alone! He's just a naïve and confused and misguided and lost little alligator boy. Okay?
Furlecia : And I'm just a giant hairball. Doesn't mean I don't need money, honey.
Bertie : Okay, so we gave back your stolen money.
Furlecia : How dare!
Alia : Hey, we're just trying to survive, lady! I'm a tiger. Look at me. You think I can work at a coffee shop? No, no. I can't.
Bertie : I get it. More than you know.
[Furlecia feels remorseful]
Teeny Tiny Tony : Okay. Well, why don't you get the fact that we were about to be rich and your kid messed it all up!
Furlecia : [elbows him] Knock it off, Tony. He doesn't mean it. Deep down, he's a real softie. And what's your name, sister?
Bertie : I'm Bertie, and this here is my uh...
Arlo the Alligator Boy : Friend! We're best friends! I'm Arlo.
Furlecia : I'm Furlecia, this is Teeny Tiny Tony, and Alia up front is our driver.
Alia : [giggles and swerves a bit] Oh! And I'm on my learner's permit, by the way. But, uh, I'm super good, so don't worry about a thing.
[starts batting at a toy hamburger hanging from her rearview mirror]
Arlo the Alligator Boy : Oh, that sounds safe.
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Teeny Tiny Tony : [sees Alia not driving the bus] Alia?
Alia : Huh? Yeah?
Teeny Tiny Tony : Aren't you driving the bus?
Alia : Yeah.
Teeny Tiny Tony : Should we, uh, buckle our seat belts or...
Alia : [chuckles] Yeah, yeah... You probably should.
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Teeny Tiny Tony : Here you go, kid, the address of one Ansel Beauregard, hot off the streets!
[hands Arlo the address, who gasps]
Bertie : So... where is it?
Arlo the Alligator Boy : [still smiling] I... I don't know.
Teeny Tiny Tony : It's uptown!
[points to a subway that reads "Subway Uptown"]
Teeny Tiny Tony : Way uptown!
[shows sign above reading "Way Uptown"]
Arlo the Alligator Boy : [enters the subway with the others; singing] Gonna find my dad / Gonna make him proud / Gonna hug him good / Gonna talk real loud!
Marcellus : You don't have to sing everything you're thinking, you know?
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[repeated line]
Teeny Tiny Tony : Ba-gooh-ma mia!