Crazy, Stupid, Love. (2011)
Julianne Moore: Emily
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Quotes
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Kate : As you know Robbie's shining moment this year was when he set a school record for cursing in an eighth grade English class.
[gets up and writes on blackboard]
Kate : Asshole. You're familiar with that word, Mrs Weaver?
Emily : Yes, I am and I've spoken to the Principal...
Kate : Asshole. As in someone who tells a woman he'll call and never does. Asshole. As in someone who uses honesty to get a woman into bed with him but is actually full of shit, like the rest of them.
Emily : [looking at Cal] This is not about Robbie...
Kate : Asshole. Someone who allows a woman to go downtown for 45 minutes because he's nervous!
Emily : Ewww!
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Emily : When I told you when I had to work late? I really went to go see the new Twilight movie by myself, and it was so bad.
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Cal : Let me get this straight. So you guys are a thing? You guys are a couple, right? You guys are together?
Hannah : Yeah. Yes.
Cal : No way. Break up right now.
Hannah : Daddy?
Jacob : Please don't call him that. Cal, that's not gonna happen.
Cal : Then I will mess you up!
Hannah : Dad!
Emily : Cal!
Jacob : Cal.
Robbie : Jessica?
Cal : Bernie?
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Cal : Okay. I'm having trouble understanding what's going on right now.
Hannah : Dad, this is Jacob, my boyfriend.
Cal : No, it's not.
Hannah : I was bringing him over to meet Mom.
Cal : No, no, no, no, no!
Emily : I wanna see the boyfriend.
Jacob : I can't breathe.
Emily : Please, can I take this off now?
Jacob : Cal, what are you doing with a daughter that's grown up?
Cal : I was 17, that's why we had to get married so young.
Jacob : That is something you should have told me.
Cal : You never wanted me talk about my children!
Molly : Um, I'm gonna go watch TV now.
Cal : Yeah, that's fine honey, why don't go do that?
Jacob : Yeah. Can I come?
Molly : No.
Hannah : So you guys, like, really know each other, then.
Emily : Oh, screw it! This is ridiculous!
[removes the blindfold; sees Jacob]
Emily : Oh Honey, he's really cute.
Cal : No, he's not.
Jacob : Look at you. I don't believe it, sister.
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David Lindhagen : Hey, do you like sushi? 'Cause I know this really great little sushi place...
Emily : I don't eat sushi.
David Lindhagen : ...that we're never gonna go to because I hate sushi.
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Cal : What's going on?
Jacob : What are you doing here?
Robbie : Hey, Nanna.
Hannah : Hi, Robbie.
Molly : Hey, Nanna.
Hannah : Hi, cutie.
Emily : Jacob, it's so nice to meet you. I've heard so many wonderful things about you from Nanna.
Jacob : I'm sorry, what's a Nanna?
Hannah : I'm a Nanna. You know, I couldn't say Hannah when I was little. How do you know my dad?
Emily : She couldn't say her H's at all.
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Emily : I am saving you from disaster because you're asking to pre-board the Titanic.