Lady Bird (2017)
Timothée Chalamet: Kyle Scheible
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Quotes
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Kyle Scheible : Do you have any like, awareness about how many civilians we've killed since invasion in Iraq started?
Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson : Shut up! Shut up. Different things can be sad. It's not all war. Are we still going to prom together?
Kyle Scheible : Sure.
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Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson : I just wanted it to be special.
Kyle Scheible : Why? You're going to have so much un-special sex in your life.
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Kyle Scheible : What you do is very baller. You're very anarchist.
Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson : Yeah. Fuck' em.
Kyle Scheible : Don't worry, I'm not gonna snitch on you.
Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson : Well, I hope not 'cause I'd fucking kill your family.
Kyle Scheible : What?
Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson : Sorry. I... that was an exaggeration.
Kyle Scheible : It's okay. My dad has cancer, so I guess God's doing that for us.
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Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson : Uh, it's my parents' number.
Kyle Scheible : You don't have a cell phone?
Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson : No.
Kyle Scheible : Good girl. The government didn't have to put tracking devices on us. We bought them and put them on ourselves.
Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson : I don't own a tracking device.
Kyle Scheible : No, no, no. The cellphones. You see?
Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson : Wow.
Kyle Scheible : Yeah I know. I mean, you'll have one eventually. Everyones gonna have one. And then, it'll be a matter of time.
Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson : Before what?
Kyle Scheible : Before they put them in our brains.
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Kyle Scheible : I didn't lose my virginity to you.
Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson : Wait, what?
Kyle Scheible : I lost my virginity to Cassie Duvall.
Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson : Excuse me? You said you were a virgin.
Kyle Scheible : No, I didn't. 'Cause I'm not. And I haven't lied in two years.
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Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson : Hey.
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Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson : I like your band. With Jonah Ruiz? L'Enfance Nue?
Kyle Scheible : [in french accent] L'Enfance Nue.
Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson : Uh. Well, I saw your Thanksgiving show. My name's Lady Bird.
Kyle Scheible : It's weird you shake hands.
Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson : Yeah.
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Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson : I'm friends with Jenna and she's always talking about how great your band is so I wanted to check it out.
Kyle Scheible : Yeah, Jenna's hella tight.
Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson : Yeah.
Kyle Scheible : Maybe I'll see you at the Deuce or something?
Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson : Sure, see you at the Deuce.
Miguel McPherson : Hey, I'm not paying you to flirt.
Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson : [exhales] I wasn't flirting.
Kyle Scheible : I wish you had been.