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The Gorburger Show (2012)
it's been done
so I'm watching the first episode and it just makes me want to go watch wondershowzen or any other adult swim show from 2004-2010. the jokes are nonexistent, it's not funny, everything that it's trying to do has already been done 10 years ago. I would honestly be surprised if it makes it to a second episode on air. I saw the original thumbnail for it and thought jack black had a part of it, no. it's bad, stay away
Haters Back Off! (2016)
dark comedy if you look hard enough, spoilers?
more like a 6.5 out of 10. The Emily arc is disturbing and dark if you look at it the right way. She is living in a cramped space with 3 mentally challenged people, trying to get out, but drug back in for love of family.
The Miranda arc is what you expect if you have seen anything of hers. I've seen a few videos, I came late to the party so the only stuff I like of Miranda's is her having reaction to bad comments.
The double entendre adult humor is thick, the dude from Eastbound and Down is a perfect creepy uncle, it's not a bad show people, and keep in mind, the 2nd season of shows is always better than the first
The Drop (2014)
time lapse gaffe at the end
at the very end in front of nadia's house there is a forsythia bush blooming, which shouldn't happen til march-april, but we are led to believe that this is a maximum of a week past the superbowl in January
the drop! debunked!
also i need 10 lines of text, so this was a pretty great movie much better than that one gandolfini did with brad pitt which was just plain pathetic, killing them softly i believe so kudos to tom hardy for making nothing but great movies hes really expanding his acting presence
and i need even more lines, what kind of review process is this, who's to say that i don't simply want to say that this was a great movie? must i write an entire synopsis of a film for it to be accepted to IMDb's ridiculous standards? i mean, RT lets you do 5 words if you really want, quick and to the point
Warm Bodies (2013)
so far, so awful
1.) so much inaccuracy and stupidity, it really shouldn't have been a zombie movie. doesn't work 2.) R cant remember his name or the past but can eloquently think to himself like the bard himself. 3.) all the zombies shuffle. even R. but then he will just walk like a normal human at the START of the movie and have beyond human fast reflexes to bring down julie's boyfriend 4.) at the start of the movie R says "they call these guys boney's". so the zombies were that smart already? To create names? 5.) no one can smell without brain function. these zombies sniffed out the humans in the beginning. 6.) R's vocab skyrockets in 1 day. OK, it furthers the story... but if thats what it takes, don't make it a zombie flick 7.) the zombies adopt julie in their pack on the way back to the airport, then the ones at the airport don't sniff her out. what is going on with the consistency THIS IS ALL IN THE FIRST 30 MINUTES 8.) the kids walked from city to gather medicine from the clinic. how far could they have made it that julie had to drive a night back? 9.) how large was the tank of gas in the car that allowed them to drive all night? 10.) why did julies companions all leave the clinic instead of staying to fight the 10 zombies? 11.) how much cognition do the boney's have that they have a vendetta against R and julie? And why should R care? Why go back? 12.) whoever plays julie IS kristen stewart in twilight. awful. 13.) R saves julie by sacrificing himself as her cushion falling into the pool. julie first swims to the surface, doesn't worry to just grab him and bring him up too 14.) internal organs dead and atrophied for months and years do not simply just come back to life.