A patient with a history of schizophrenia was brought to the emergency department with extensive self-inflicted soft tissue injuries. Primary polydipsia was evident on admission, because he had a maximally dilute urine, a urine flow rate of 10 ml/min, and hyponatraemia (100 mmol/l). During an imaginary consultation with Professor McCance in which he applied basic principles of integrative physiology and a deductive analysis in quantitative terms, other reasons for the polyuric state were considered. Moreover, based on the very low value for the concentration of urea in plasma (< 0.7 mmol/l, BUN 1 mg /dl), the goals of therapy to prevent osmotic demyelination became evident. Applying this simple approach, a more comprehensive and accurate differential diagnosis, and a plan for therapy to avoid serious complications was compiled.