Management of patients who are acutely intoxicated with methamphetamine (a member of the substituted amphetamine class of drugs) can be resource-intensive for most emergency departments. Clinical presentations of the methamphetamine sympathomimetic toxidrome range from mild agitation to rhabdomyolysis, acute kidney injury, seizures, and intracranial hemorrhage. High-quality evidence on how to best manage these patients is lacking, and most research focuses on symptomatic interventions to control patients' agitation and hemodynamics. This review analyzes the best available evidence on the diagnosis and management of emergency department patients with substituted amphetamine toxicity and offers best-practice recommendations on treatment and disposition.