The rise of big data and the internet of things has driven the demand for multimodal sensing and high-efficiency low-latency processing. Inspired by the human sensory system, we present a multifunctional optoelectronic-memristor-based reservoir computing (OM-RC) system by utilizing a CuSCN/PbS quantum dots (QDs) heterojunction. The OM-RC system exhibits volatile and nonlinear responses to electrical signals and wide-spectrum optical stimuli covering ultraviolet, visible, and near-infrared (NIR) regions, enabling multitask processing of dynamic signals. The OM-RC system accurately performs health monitoring through dynamic electroencephalogram and electrocardiogram signal analysis and achieves object and traffic trajectory recognition for intelligent driving under challenging conditions like foggy environments. By collaboratively using the NIR perception and trajectory recognition, we develop a human-computer interaction authentication system that integrates finger veins and motion behaviors of humans, significantly enhancing the security of traditional fingerprint anticounterfeiting systems. This work demonstrates the potential of QD-based optoelectronic-memristor for multitask in-sensor processing applications.