- Jason Steel: Well. I don't have an address. I live in the park. It makes it easier to prey on little girls.
- Stella Irving: It's no great thing to tell the man you love the truth. What's important is if you love him enough to tell him a lie.
- Sanford Kaufman: Oriental. Hmm. That's the way to go.
- Yoshimi Hiroti: What's so special about Oriental women? Once you get over the novelty of their bringing peace and dignity into the home and their all-consuming self-sacrificing passion for their mates, they're just like any other woman.