- TV Announcer: We're counting on you,magic girls! The fate of Japan lies in your breasts! I mean in your... hands.
- Rongo: [after watching Natsumi perform a perverted transformation dance] That was the sleaziest transformation I've ever seen!
- Mii: [Ahem shows up,Natsumi's panties on his face] AAAAH!What the heck are you doing with my underwear on your head?
- Little Rongo: [Ongo gets angry at Rongo and a burst of energy from him zaps the flower in her hair,killing it] Uh, Master Ongo?
- Ongo: Uh,yeah what?
- Little Rongo: It looks like my flower died.
- Ongo: Yeah well, whatcha expect from a city flower, anyway?
- Nami: [sweetly and softly] You see, my dream is to one day take over the world with my magical powers.
- Ongo: [Natsumi and Ongo are on the back of a whale] I know! All I have to do is just tell the whale to go back to it's home in the ocean!
- Natsumi: But how do we talk to him?
- Ongo: Leave it to me!
- [moves to the whale's eye and says something in New Guinean, the whale angrily smashes against a building]
- Natsumi: So what happened this time?
- Ongo: We really didn't see eye to eye, actually I think he might be a foreigner.
- Mom: [Natsumi comes out of the bathroom holding her stomach,having just got her first period] What's the matter dear? Do you have an upset stomach?
- Natsumi: No. Nothing like that.
- Mom: [thinks] Hmm. Wait a minute! I know!
- Natsumi: [reacts in embarrassment] Uh!
- Mom: You got your "friend" ! Let's celebrate! Should I get you a napkin,darling?
- Natsumi: Oh,please! I'm going to school!
- Ongo: [Ongo is extolling how good Mii's breasts are] When it comes to symbolizing Earth's power,small breasts don't cut it, period!
- Natsumi: [remembering her first period] Period, huh?
- Ongo: Not that period, I mean the punctuation mark.
- Natsumi: Oh, just what the heck do you mean by that?
- Takuma: Period? What's that? Is it something you could eat?
- Natsumi: [embarrassed] Uh, I didn't say anything!
- [defensive]
- Natsumi: Hey Takuma, you're probably reading a dirty magazine, aren't you?
- Takuma: Hell, no!
- Takuma: [Natsumi looks at the newspaper, sees Mii's picture, and reacts in horror] Take a look! Ain't she da bomb?
- Ongo: [Natsumi walks in the door, Ongo points his spear at her] Natsumi! Where the heck did you go without me, huh?
- Natsumi: My morning calisthenics!
- Ongo: Morning calisthenics? How does it taste?
- Natsumi: [humoring him] Totally delicious!
- Ongo: I want to go next time!
- Natsumi: Well,if you get up early enough tomorrow, I'll take you with me.
- Ongo: Really? Promise?
- Natsumi: Sure, sure.
- Little Rongo: [to herself] I get it, so that's the way Natsumi seduces Master Ongo!
- Little Girl: [Rongo rushes to Ongo,but a little girl grabs her] Look! I found a doll!
- Little Rongo: Hey kid, let go of me!
- Girl's Mom: Aw, it must be one of those new "Talking Tammy's".
- Little Rongo: Can't you even pretend to be afraid of me?
- Mii: Why in the world is an American fighter plane, to be specific a Grumman E2C Hawkeye measuring 57'-5" from nose to tail, weighing in at just 18 tons, with a cruising speed of 26 knots, typically holding five crewmen and used for observation and tracking flying over us right at this particular moment?
- Takuma: A woman's value can only be measured by the size of her boobs! Flat chested girls have no real reason to live on this planet.
- Takuma: [Nami, Takuma and Natsumi come across a wooden statue of a woman with large breasts,wearing a tribal mask,sitting in a suggestive pose] Whoa! This thing looks a lot like Mii,don'tcha think?
- Natsumi: [embarrassed] That's certainly a very interesting pose.
- Nami: The woman in the newspaper and this sculpture,they appear to have a connection.
- Natsumi: [nervously,blocks statue with her body] No! I don't really think so,y'know? I don't think they look anything alike!
- Nami: But I wonder.
- Takuma: [Attempts to peek under the statue's loincloth] Peek a boo!
- [Natsumi hits him on top of the head]
- Takuma: Ow!