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1/10
Not enough logical info
29 July 2022
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There was not really much explanation for the odd things going on, of course people are going to be left with questions...

I researched & found that the director got his inspiration from Stephen King's son, Joe Hill's "The Black Phone" but added elements of his own twist & childhood to it.

There was no explanation to how the boy's sister had the ability to see the kidnapped kids in her dreams, see the home of the kidnapper in her dream...

No explanation to how the broken wired phone was able to make calls from the dead...

Did the phone worked for the previous kidnapped children?? I don't think so, why does it work for this kid???

I have not read Joe Hill's short story either but what logic is it to have a broken phone as decor in the prison anyway??

I feel the director is a terrible story teller who doesn't like to go in depth into details. That's just not my style.
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1/10
Tries too hard to be funny
29 July 2022
It felt like I was watching a movie produced from early 2000's.

Giving me that Rush Hour vibes. I guess this is what comedy movies are like... Forced humor...

I didn't want to watch it, it was just a choice my family wanted to watch that night.
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Eternal Love (2017)
9/10
I finished this series in 5 days.
27 July 2022
I watched it when it first came out and loved it very much.

It's not everyone's cup of tea, but if you are into Chinese fantasy dramas, this one is a must watch that I recommend to everyone.

It's very story rich. Very creative, unique world.

At the first few episodes, I was not that interested but few more episodes in, I got hooked and binge watched.

Finishing the series in 5 days was too much for me, I shouldn't have done that, but it was too interesting that I could not help myself.

After finishing this drama series, I was having withdrawals, I could not stop thinking about it.

Definitely ranked as one of my top favorite Chinese dramas.

I find it hard to find another drama to my liking to top it.
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Love O2O (2016)
2/10
I prefer the original Love O2O drama series over this one.
27 July 2022
This one is basically a squeezed together version of the drama series version.

I prefer the drama series because you get to see the details, the growth, the long progress.

I really enjoyed the drama series version and as soon as this one came out, I tried not to be so biased because how could this movie beat the drama series when it was good enough already.

I didn't like it enough to remember this film. I just remember an actor from the drama series also was casted in this one.

I don't understand why this one was created.
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1/10
Watch "Ten Miles of Peach Blossoms" if you wanted better.
27 July 2022
This is a Chinese fantasy film based on a novel, "To The Sky Kingdom."

"Ten Miles of Peach Blossom/Eternal Love" is a drama series starring Yang Mi & Mark Chao that came out before this film and it is so much better.

This "Once Upon A Time" version is like a half assed version of that.

I don't understand the point of this creation.
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8/10
I was not expecting to love it so much.
27 July 2022
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I was never really a huge fan of these type of 3D graphic/cartoon type of things...

I saw it when it first came out and I was in high school during the time.

This movie repeatedly reminds you to "KEEP MOVING FORWARD."

To remind you to stop reminiscing so much about the past and doing things for the past and leave it IN THE PAST.

The lesson this movie really moved me as a kid and as an adult, I still think a lot about this movie because it gave such an important lesson that I really take with me everyday.

In MBTI/cognitive function-wise, I related a lot to the main character a lot because me as and INFP and him as an INTP, we both have Si child.

Fi Si loop and Ti Si loop will get us too caught up on what happened in the past.

The track "Little Wonders" by Rob Thomas is such a beautiful song that matches the theme as well. That song really teared me up when I first heard it in high school.

This movie will definitely always be one of my top favorites.

I really love masterpieces that I really relate to and enlightens or inspires me to the point where I can apply the lesson to my own life to relieve my sadness and bring me strength.
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The Gray Man (2022)
3/10
It felt like another one of your typical early 2000 action movies.
27 July 2022
It was rated number one movie on Netflix, I felt like it was overrated because "two hottie superheroes are starred in here."

IDK how Joe Russo codirected Captain America to something like this...

Every creator has or so has their good and bad masterpieces and this one is definitely one of his bad works.

A "just for fun" movie, nothing deep here.

It was definitely enjoyable watching Chris Evans play an annoying villain though.
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7/10
An artistic, weird simp doing the most.
27 July 2022
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I was exposed to this film as a kid.

It was dubbed in my language and I found it very funny during my childhood so I re-watched it a lot.

It is one of those bizarre Chinese comedy films from the 90s.

It is basically about a popular painter who got bored of his wives and fell in lust over some girl he saw while his friends convince him that she was the most beautiful girl ever.

He desperately does the most to make her his.
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Green Snake (1993)
5/10
I just watched it for the aesthetics
27 July 2022
I've seen previews of this film as a kid.

When I watched it as an adult, I found it aesthetically pleasing.

It was very bizarre like most Chinese comedy films that came out during the 90s.

A random film to watch if you're high.
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5/10
I'd say this is a "just for fun" comedy film.
27 July 2022
I was exposed to this film as a child & re-watched it a lot.

As I got older, I learned that it is from a fictional novel; a huge, popular Chinese series that I never got into.

Like another user review said, it is a bunch of chapters of a section of the novel being squeezed together into one whole movie, that is why many find it confusing.
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6/10
A childhood favorite
27 July 2022
I was exposed to this film as a kid.

It is not a film for children but my Asian mom does not understand that.

She sees it as a cute cartoonish film filled with pretty Chinese girls.

This is a "just for fun" film.

I was a huge fan of Chinese fantasy.

The costumes were lovely. I enjoyed the comedy as a kid.

There is a lot of extremely bizarre, unique concepts.

Definitely something worth watching if you're high.
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6/10
A childhood favorite
27 July 2022
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A Chinese romance fantasy with poor CGI & graphics.

This film & acting comes off like they are in a play. The stiff, dramatic acting.

It gives off those vibes similarly to those Egyptian films that were made in the 1950's.

Even though the graphics were pretty corny and bad, when I was a kid, I thought it was such an aesthetically pleasing film, so I think about this film often.

For the storyline, it is about a prince who immediately "falls in love" with a magical princess and immediately marries.

She was not accepted by his family because they were being brainwashed by some problematic evil wizard. So the prince's family wanted her dead while the prince was away at war. So she magically flies away when they try to burn her alive.

The prince returns very upset realizing what had happened and travels very far for days to get her to come back.

The male and female lead are so beautiful + I love how cheerfully happy they were, portraying such kindness and innocence in their characters.
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The Promise (2005)
7/10
A pretty piece of art in my list
27 July 2022
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I first saw this film when I was a kid in 2005.

Growing up, I thought about this film often and it is still one of my favorites to this day because I really enjoyed the bizarre fantasy & CGI.

It was aesthetically pleasing to me and because I am a huge fan of Chinese fantasy/arts.

Beautiful costumes. Interesting concepts. It has art written all over it.

It is aesthetically pleasing but contains a lot of unrealistic, illogical ideas/concepts/situations.

This story is a about a poor little girl with no family, no money who had no knowledge about life, that took a random magical offer from some goddess that came to her while she was crying.

I question to why this goddess came out of no where to choose to grant her some magical offering and disappear from the girl forever.

Like, is this goddess bored or have evil motives to come to a child to make such a deal?

The offer was to be wealthy and beautiful forever, but she will never be able to find love unless some bizarre, impossible, magical circumstances happen.

That poor little girl who knew nothing about how life or consequences work and thought everything will be fine as long as she has wealth and the beauty wanted by many.

As she gets older, she faces the consequences from that offer from that goddess.

The acting comes off as if they are all in a play.
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