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Sonne, Sylt und kesse Krabben (1971)
Ready,Willing and Able 1971
I recall watching this enjoyable movie mid 1980s Showtime and Cinemax.
Even the first scene two 20 years old beautiful blondes silly dancing topless,voluptuous busties.
All throughout there are many gorgeous naked women parading on the white sandy beach, up and down the dunes. I was amazed by the full frontal nudists,not much dialog.
Gotta remember this was earlier 1970s summertime Germany,almost anything goes.
Noticed one fella with a camera taking millions of photographs of all these naked women even while they're sleeping.
Gee I wish these beautiful sexy naked babies would visit my beaches.
The Andy Griffith Show: Barney's Uniform (1964)
Fred vs.Barney in Mayberry
One of my fav.episodes. Excellent writing,super chemistry.
Routine afternoon in Mayberry, there's a big dance in town coming up but the laundry co. misplaces Barney's (Don Knotts) salt and pepper suit,he really likes that suit because it's perfect for dancing. Just then he noticed 'mini mart' worker Fred Plummer sweeping dirt into the street which of course bothers Deputy Fife, he tells Andy I'm gonna cut him down but is warned not to mess with Fred because he knows Barney is also steamed about his misplaced suit.
My favorite part of this episode is when Barney lectures Fred (Allan Melvin), "I've told you not once,not twice but three distinct times you're supposed sweep the trash into the barrel and place it out back,however Fred just shakes it off which means Barney has to write out a ticket for littering to Fred, this really infuriates him. Perfect lines delivered by 'tough guy' Allan Melvin "We'll now Deputy I figured you for a nice friendly fellow but you're not,you're just a cop". Barney informs Fred "I do represent the law", but Fred warns Barney "Sure you do but you and I are gonna meet when you're out of uniform and I'm gonna beat you to a pulp,the minute that officer becomes a civilian I'm gonna break every bone in his body".
Andy notices Barney is wearing his uniform all the time even on his day offs,he tries to hide the fact that Fred threatened him,soon enough he finds out he tries to reason with Fred to let bygones be bygones but he ain't budging. He also tells Fred that Barney has been taking judo lessons.
Andy visits the studio and has it arranged that the judo teacher pretends he's really Barney,he let's on that he needs to help Barney handle himself against 200 pound Fred Plummer.
Later that night outside the courthouse Fred is waiting for Barney to come out to fight him Andy days out loud 'see you Barney' which distracts Fred however he grabs the judo instructor,but winds up getting thrown around. Andy then goes to Barney who is getting dressed for the dance and reminds Fred is ready for you,not knowing of Andy's scheme, he tells Barney 'We're officers of the law,people like Fred need to respect that". Therefore Barney meets Fred after being pulverize by the judo instructor and echoes what it means to be a law enforcement officer Fred agrees with him and everything is settled,of course Deputy Fife lecture Fred "When I say no more trash in the street I mean no more trash in the street".
The Andy Griffith Show: The Shoplifters (1964)
Leave it to Barney
I really like this episode, the opening scene Andy and Barney are in the squad car chuckling and gossiping about Mayberry citizens,Barney mentions a Myra Kuntz(must be an attractive go-getter),meanwhile dept.store mgr.Ben Weaver signals the dynamic duo and alerts them his merchandise has been disappearing(lifted). Barney decides to scan the score at night,when Weaver does the same but wind up bumbling each other. In the conclusion Barney dresses as a store mannequin,funny scene when two lady customers laugh and says 'The dummy looks like Barney Fife',at that point Fearless Fife accuses elderly spinster Ms.Tuttle of lifting items however she has a receipt and lashes at Barney and Mr.Weaver, Andy takes an angry Barney outside and lectures him about being exactly sure someone is stealing suggesting that customer hasn't left the store and still may pay for items,however Andy states he viewed Ms.Tuttle and asks Barney to get a bathroom scale of the shelf and have Mrs.Tuttle her to weigh herself outside much to the dismay of store mgr.bewildered Mr.Weaver and 'pissed off' Ms.Tuttle.
All 3 notice 'little.old lady'Tuttle seems overweight but Andy was correct he tells her to.open her long coat and inside the lining she has stashed half the silver and other jewelry and utensils,she is led off to the slammer.
I can relate to this story as I've worked in the retail business many years and have caught hundreds of customers.
The Andy Griffith Show: The Bank Job (1962)
Ballistic Barney
This is the ONE Andy Griffith Show episode in which Deputy Barney Fife(Don Knotts) proves his point. Barney vehemently complains to Andy how the local Mayberry Security Bank is a 'targeted crackerbox,anyone can rob the bank at free will because of no security measures,also cash drawers wipe open in plain sight and open bank vault door open. He really gets on edge when the moronic bank manager,dimwitted teller Harriet and really sleepy bank guard don't take Barney seriously,he even growls at Andy to the point Deputy Fife disguises himself as cleaning lady and steals cash from vault to prove his point. Barney lashes to everyone involved "When will you ever learn"?!
Sure enough the Mayberry Secutity Bank is held up,Andy,Harriet and Mildren believe its Barney but they're wrong. However Andy manages to capture the robber and Barney just happens to be outside giving his accomplice numerous parking tickets not knowing a Real bank robbery took place. Still today Deputy Barney Fife doesn't receive enough respect.'Its as simple as that.
The Honeymooners: A Man's Pride (1956)
Honeymooners: A Man's Pride
One of the better Honeymooners episodes. Ralph meets a childhood pal when he and Alice were courting,however Ralph is trying to give Bill Davis(which Ralph calls loudmouth) the brush. He tells Norton how Davis always makes a big name for himself and lets Alice know 'how good he's doing'. However Ralph know his boss Mr.Monahan leaves the office at 6:00 and informs(pretends) to Bill that he 'runs' the Gotham bus company,that he's the boss,when Bill wants to see his office Ralph nervously tells him that he's way too busy for visitors,however you can come by at 6:30. Bill says 'Ralph,you're the boss,so cancel your appointments and I'll visit you in your office,but Ralph says 'you can't do that, Bill: "Ralph,you're too wound up,slow down and we'll have a leisurely talk and in a half hour you'll feel like a new man". Ralph: "I haven't got a half hour!" Bill asks Ralph his home phone number,Norton intercedes and gives Bill his number 'Trixie the maid will answer it'.
In the conclusion Ralph,Alice,Bill and his wife Millie are dining and dancing at a very expensive restaurant in which neither wants to pay the check. Bill confess to Millie(in private)that he lied to Ralph,when in fact he's really an assistant plumber. When Ralph and Alice return from dancing Bill tells the waiter to bring the check,Ralph figures Bill will pay,but Ralph's silly pride gets the better of him,when the check does come he insists he'll handle it.Bill: "OK Ralph".
Ralph realizes he screwed himself "I have a confession to make Alice has told me thousand times not to be someone I'm not I can't pay the check". Millie tells Bill "you better say something',he states I can't pay either,i'm not a big shot I'm an assistance plumber. All four start laughing their heads off and Ralph and Bill amusingly tease each other. Fortunnately Ralph says 'i got $12,Bill says I got $9,Millie has $6.
The Brady Bunch: Top Secret (1974)
Bobby and Oliver give Sam the 'freeze'.
I really like this episode, of course 12 year old Bobby and cousin Oliver jump to conclusions that they assumed Sam(Allan Melvin) was a double agent/spy. Funny scenes were when Greg poured talcum powder on Bobby and Oliver. Sam tells the boys how fearless and courageous army tall tales,they never caught 'Sly Sam'.
Near the end Bobby and Oliver lock Sam and Mr.Gronsky in the freezer. When Mike sees this he unlocks the freezer, 'How in the world could you boys possibly believe something like that,don't lock anyone in anything anymore', Sam replies 'This is one spy who's glad he came in from the cold'.
Leave It to Beaver: Beaver's Report Card (1961)
Leave it to Beaver; Eddie forges Reports Card
Just watched this episode recently.
Beaver is doing very well at school,been studying all assignments,but has been really struggling with mathematics(fractions).
For some reason on Report Card day Gilbert unwittingly hands over Beaver's report card to Eddie and Lumpy are at the Cleavers, they look over Beaver's graded. To their delight they see Beaver received a D- in math, but idiotic Eddie changes the grade to B+.
June and Ward are pleased with Beaver's improved grades,but later discover by Miss Landers he did indeed receive a D-.
They question the Beave,but doesn't understand what's going on.its later revealed Wally has an idea of what Eddie is capable of and confronts the forger.
Eddie phones Ward and weakly apologizes for his atrocious actions, Ward warns if he ever comes around the house again,he'll murder him.