THINGS THAT ARE COMING HOME: - something completely random from the Lidl middle aisle - a branded pint glass from the pub - the 15th "bag for life" that is definitely, absolutely going to be the last one you buy and will never forget to bring with you in future (really really) - an Ikea lampshade with a name you can't pronounce - swag from the secret office supply - an entire Costco cake - a tiny succulent from the garden centre that you fully intend to keep alive but also know full well will be dead in a month - football
Monzo Bank
Banking
London, England 470,520 followers
corporate content never felt like Monzo.
About us
corporate content never felt like Monzo.
- Website
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http://monzo.com
External link for Monzo Bank
- Industry
- Banking
- Company size
- 1,001-5,000 employees
- Headquarters
- London, England
- Type
- Privately Held
- Founded
- 2015
- Specialties
- Digital Retail Bank, Fintech, digital banking, and smartphone
Locations
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Primary
Broadwalk House
Appold Street
London, England EC2A 2AG, GB
Employees at Monzo Bank
Updates
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⚽ WE’RE SPONSORING COVENTRY CITY ⚽ From August, we’ll be the new front-of-shirt sponsor for Coventry City Football Club for the next Championship season. Stay tuned for a season of kit drops, stunts and much more. Sky Blue, meet Hot Coral ❤️
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HOW TO ROCK UP TO A MEETING DEPENDING ON HOW MUCH YOU’RE EXPECTED TO CONTRIBUTE 1️⃣ Low input - camera off / mic off - in your pyjamas - 16 other tabs open - dropping a "sounds good" in the chat to show you've been paying attention 2️⃣ Medium input - camera on / mic off - businesswear on top, sleepwear on bottom - active listening face - unmute at the end to say bye 3️⃣ High input (ie. you're running it) - camera on / mic on - best outfit (ironed) - notebook with the meeting name written down and underlined - fun fact about yourself rehearsed in front of the mirror
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THERE IS NOT A REAL CAT IN THIS IMAGE 🐈 Every meeting room at Monzo tells a story, and The Cat Cubicle is purr-haps the most legendary. It all started with the day someone brought their cat to the office. We'll spare you the full tail, but to make a long story short: we ended up with a cat in one of our toilets for a bit - totally safe and sound, we'll share a pic below. The cat-astrophic chaos that ensued on the Monzo Slack that day has never been topped. So, we've made it a permanent fixture with a replica in this meeting room. As real as it looks, THIS IS NOT A REAL CAT. Just saying that on behalf of the various folks who have been caught off-guard by our paw-sitively adorable new feline friend 🐱
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THINGS THAT HAVE NO RIGHT TO BE AS IMPRESSIVE AS THEY ARE - OFFICE EDITION: - being able to book a meeting room at short notice - making cups of tea that are slightly above average - whenever you call a lift, it comes within 15 seconds - knowing where the brand swag is kept - not asking "can everyone see my screen?" when sharing your screen - using the printer without any issues