Hyperzrones A (1) and B (2), two unprecedented nor-polycyclic polyprenylated acylphloroglucinols with a characteristic cyclobutane moiety, were discovered from Hypericum beanii. Their structures were determined by extensive spectroscopic analysis, X-ray crystallography, and quantum chemical calculation methods. A bioinspired semisynthesis of 1 and 2 was achieved from the natural precursor hypercalin B (3), featuring a Favorskii-type rearrangement and a visible-light-mediated [2 + 2] photocycloaddition. Several diverse derivatives were also obtained, providing a compound library for biological studies.