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Located beneath the Hoxton Square Breakfast Club, this isn't that secret, and it never was. Inside the dining room of this restaurant (obviously open for more than just breakfast) is what looks like a SMEG fridge. It is in fact a secret door, through which you'll find this quirky cocktail bar with its silly name. Don't worry; there aren't any real SMEG fridges, so you can't get it wrong. Inside, it feels like a surreal take on a hunting lodge, with wood panelled walls and (fake) moose heads on the wall. It's low lit and fun and just the right side of kitsch, with silly signs ("No heavy petting") on the wall. They have an excellent cocktail list, tongue-in-cheek like the general vibe here, and British/American bar snacks from buffalo wings to pork pies.