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== Plot ==
After the [[television program|TV show]] ''[[Queer Eye (2003 TV series)|Queer Eye for the Straight Guy]]'' begins showing, [[metrosexual]]ity becomes a major fad among both the men and the boys, and they all begin to act [[effeminacy|effeminate]]. At the school bus stop, instead of their usual winter clothing, [[Stan Marsh|Stan]], [[Eric Cartman|Cartman]], and [[Kenny McCormick|Kenny]] wear unmasculine clothing. [[Kyle Broflovski|Kyle]], who does not want to conform, is beaten up by Craig, Clyde, Token, jason, tweak and Jimmybutters at school. Cartman, Kenny, and even Stan abandon Kyle. [[Mr. Garrison]] and [[List of staff at South Park Elementary#Mr. Slave|Mr. Slave]], the town's gay couple, are excited at first but quickly become opposed to the fad when they realize that metrosexuals are straight men imitating gay culture and lifestyle, which Garrison believes is insulting to actual gays. The women of the town are initially in favor of their husbands' improved [[hygiene]] and willingness to communicate, but soon tire of the men becoming increasingly self-absorbed. When the wives confront the men about this, they are accused of being "metrophobic" and the men become even more feminine than before.
 
In hopes of ending the fad, Kyle, Mr. Garrison, and Mr. Slave go to [[New York City|New York]] to kill the Fab Five, the hosts of "Queer Eye". Their mission fails but the Fab Five decide to not press charges. Mr. Garrison then tries to talk the nonchalant gay stars out of selling out gay culture for mere ratings, which only falls on deaf ears. Mr. Garrison demands to know how gays could betray their own people, and then slowly realizes that they are not gay at all. The five suddenly gravely turn to the others and their human bodies burst open, revealing that they are an ancient race of "[[Crab]] People".