Hob Gadling

:If this were allowed, all Wikipedia articles would be full of sentences like "As of 2014, she has been married for six years" and "The distance between <city an article is about> and Mars is between <insert minimum distance between Earth and Mars here> and <insert maximum distance between Earth and Mars here>.

:You are a silly person, your opinion of yourself and of your ability to write Wikipedia articles is way, way out of the league of the real you, and you are essentially threatening to get yourself indeffed without me having to do anything, by violating Wikipedia rules until that happens. I will stop feeding you now. --[[User:Hob Gadling|Hob Gadling]] ([[User talk:Hob Gadling#top|talk]])