South Park Is Gay!: Difference between revisions

After the [[television program|TV show]] ''[[Queer Eye (2003 TV series)|Queer Eye for the Straight Guy]]'' begins showing, [[metrosexual]]ity becomes extremely popular among the males, who all begin acting [[effeminacy|effeminately]]. At the school bus stop, instead of their usual winter clothing, [[Stan Marsh|Stan]], [[Eric Cartman|Cartman]], and [[Kenny McCormick|Kenny]] wear feminine clothing. [[Kyle Broflovski|Kyle]], whom they pressure into conforming but who declineslater returns to conformhis normal self, is beaten up by Craig, Token, Jason, and Tweak at school., and is abandoned by Cartman, Kenny, and even Stan abandon Kyle. [[Mr. Garrison]] and [[List of staff at South Park Elementary#Mr. Slave|Mr. Slave]], the town's gay couple, are initially excited but quickly turn against the fad when they realize that metrosexuals are straight men imitating gay culture and lifestyle, which Garrison believes insults actual gays. The women of the town initially enjoy their husbands' improved [[hygiene]] and willingness to communicate, but soon tire of the men's increasing self-absorption. When the wivesthey confront the men and boys about this, Randy accuses them of being "metrophobic" and the other males concur, consequently becoming even more feminine.

Hoping to end the fad, Kyle, Mr. Garrison, and Mr. Slave go to [[New York City|New York]] to kill the Fab Five, the hosts of "Queer Eye". Their mission fails but the Fab Five decide against pressing charges. Mr. Garrison then tries to talk the nonchalant gay stars out of selling out gay culture for mere ratings, which they ignore. Mr. Garrison demands to know how gays could betray their own people, slowly realizing that they are not actually gay at all. The five suddenly gravely turn to the others and their human bodies burst open, revealing themselves as an ancient race of "[[Crab]] People".

Captured by thesethe Crab People (who chant "Crab People" repeatedly), the gay couple and Kyle fail to stop the crabs from executing their plans of ruling the earthEarth by destroying the human race (through changing men into metrosexuals) and the Crab People forceare themforced to become Crab People instead; however, the wiveswomen attack and kill the ''Queer Eye'' guys.quintet, Theyexplaining explainafterwards that masculinity really makes males attractive, even if said males are gross. The ''Queer Eye'' producers are about to press charges on the women until they discover that the Fab Five were not human, noting that the Crab People tried this before with ''[[The Jeffersons]]''. They decide instead to "bring back the Latin fad" —, which the citizens of South Park slavishly adopt.