ZappaOMatic

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CHI

This user is a fan of the
Chicago Bears.

SJS

This user is a fan of the
San Jose Sharks

24

This user is a Jeff Gordon fan.

OMA

This user reminisces of the
Omaha Nighthawks

OKC

This user is a fan of the
Oklahoma City Thunder

SEA

This user is a fan of the
Seattle Mariners.

JAX

This user is a fan of the
Jacksonville Sharks

SJ

This user reminisces of the
San Jose SaberCats

This user lives in the U.S. State of California.

UAR

This editor believes that account creation should be required to edit on Wikipedia.

This user scored So high, you might have defined the meaning of infinity? on the Wikipediholic test (would I know? revision how would I know?).

This user is straight
but not narrow.

This user believes the First Amendment guarantees freedom from religion.

This user is old enough to remember what a typewriter is, and that's all you need to know.

This user believes the world would be a better place if everyone had access to a quality, free education.

WARNING: This page may contain material that may not be appropriate for children under 3. If any gas leaks, oxygen masks will be deployed. Make sure your mask is secure before securing your child's, since your life is more important. Please wait, so for now, enjoy the music. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do-you may now kiss the bride. You have been warned. (not really) So sit back, relax, and hope that you do not suffocate. MUAHAHAHAHA-enjoy the page.

I do not own any material

Hi. What's up, buddy? I'm MysteryKevDawson SmoshemG Fu Productions (you can call me Hanatewakusoteriyakisusukihondacivic), and I'm on Roblox, Facebook (not really), Twitter, you get the point. I would've gone with ZappaOMatic, but some loser took it.

My Policy

No editing on my page (unless I say so)
Da Bears are awesome! (your argument is invalid)
Don't criticize me
Jerry Angelo fails at GM
Jeremy Lin is awesome (I would be the one to know)

About Me

I won't say much, or else you guys would be stalking me.

Interests

Chicago Bears (no surprise, Sherlock)
YouTube
Ryan Higa, Kevin Wu, YTF, and other YouTubers
Jay Cutler (still, WHY DO PEOPLE CRITICIZE HIM!? Talking to you Maurice Jones-Drew.)
Hating on Justin Bieber (what a annoying little girl)

Why I Like the Bears

They're awesome
They're classic
They're win
Because the Packers fail
Because we killed teams with backups (Steve Fuller, Josh McCown, Kahlil Bell)

Some Random Stuff That I Felt Like Posting Because I Am Awesome and You Aren't Ha Ha Too Bad (SRSTIFLPBIAAYAHHTB)

What's the deal with all the chain letter stuff????

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Super Bowl XLVI M&M's Commercial:

BROWN M&M: "So then I said, "Mr. Prime Minister, I'm flattered that you love chocolate, but *snickering* I'm here strictly and a professional." What's wrong with him?"

WOMAN: "He thinks you're naked.

BROWN M&M: "My shell is brown. It just looks like my milk chocolate is shelling. Only a fool would think I'd actually show up naked."

RED M&M: "SO IT'S THAT KINDA PARTY! HIT IT!"

"I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT, AY, GIRL LOOK AT THAT BODY (aah), GIRL LOOK AT THAT BODY (aah), GIRL LOOK AT THAT BODY (aah), I-I WORK OUT" "WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE YEAH"

Sorry, I couldn't resist. XD _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________