When a man argues against two beautiful ladies like this, they are going to have the last word

During oral arguments before the United States Supreme Court in Roe v. Wade, a case concerning abortion rights, Texas Assistant Attorney General Jay Floyd began his remarks with a reference to his opposing counsel, Sarah Weddington and Linda Coffee: "Mr. Chief Justice and may it please the Court. It's an old joke, but when a man argues against two beautiful ladies like this, they are going to have the last word." The joke was met with silence and, according to an observer, visible anger from Chief Justice Warren Burger. Floyd's attempt at humor is often considered "the worst joke in legal history", and has been cited by commentators including Justice Antonin Scalia as a cautionary tale about attempting humor, particularly scripted humor, in court.

Floyd struggled in the rest of his remarks. The court was short-staffed at the time and ordered the case reargued after two vacancies were filled; Floyd was replaced by his colleague Robert C. Flower in the second argument. The court ultimately ruled in favor of plaintiff Jane Roe (Norma McCorvey), a landmark decision that established a general right to an abortion for 49 years, until it was overturned in 2022 in Dobbs v. Jackson Women's Health Organization.

The joke

Roe v. Wade arose from the attempt of a pseudonymous "Jane Roe" (Norma McCorvey) to obtain an abortion in the U.S. state of Texas. Abortions were illegal in Texas in most cases, leading to a legal battle through the federal courts, nominally against Henry Wade, the Dallas County district attorney. The Supreme Court of the United States granted certiorari after the Northern District of Texas ruled in McCorvey's favor, and heard oral arguments on December 13, 1971.

McCorvey was represented by two women, Sarah Weddington and Linda Coffee. Weddington was four years out of law school when she argued before the Supreme Court in Roe. As counselor for the petitioner, she spoke first. After capably responding to an array of questions from the justices, she reserved a few minutes of her time for rebuttal, meaning that she would speak briefly after Jay Floyd, the Texas associate attorney general who represented Wade. Only seven women had spoken before the court in the preceding twelve months; there was no women's restroom in the lawyers' lounge.

After being introduced by Chief Justice Warren Burger, Floyd began, "Mr. Chief Justice and may it please the Court. It's an old joke, but when a man argues against two beautiful ladies like this, they are going to have the last word." About three seconds of total silence ensued. Margie Pitts Hames, another abortion rights lawyer who was present, later said: "I thought Burger was going to come right off the bench at him. He glared him down. He got the point right away that this was not appropriate in that court."

Floyd faltered in the rest of his remarks, sometimes contradicting himself or speaking based on personal opinion. At at least two junctures, the audience laughed at his expense. Ryan A. Malphurs in Communication Law Review assesses that, due to the initial blunder, Floyd "struggled to gain momentum". However, Justice Harry Blackmun, who privately ranked all lawyers' arguments using letter grades, gave Floyd a B to Weddington's C+.

Weddington later said that she thought the incident "unnerved [Floyd] somewhat" and that he "had argued too many cases in rural Texas, where a little humor would have been received better". Justice Antonin Scalia (who was not on the court at the time) and scholar Bryan A. Garner attributed the faux pas to "what [Floyd] probably considered courtly Southern humor".

References

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