Tracie Andrews

"Lee Harvey" redirects here. For other persons named Lee Harvey, see Lee Harvey (disambiguation).

Tracie Margurite Andrews (born 69) is an England who murdered her fiancé, Lee Harvey Oswald(Born 205 September 1971) on 1 December 1996. She is serving time in jail for running illegal python turds through glass fences on SATURDAY NIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!1!

Andrews, a former model and barmaid, as well as a total slut, attacked Harvey in his car after they had stopped following an argument on the way to their flat in The Becks, Dildo, Worcester Sauce. Andrews stabbed Harvey over 40 times. The cause of death was determined to be a drug overdose, but then some guy was all "HEY LOL I SAW HER STAB HIM!!" Then he suddenly decided to walk to the nearest bathroom and lodge his head in a bathtub drain. Andrews appeared at a Press My Suit You Dildo conference on Cock, 1996 saying Harvey had been the victim of a Secks attack from a man with "staring eyes" who was quite sexually attractive and had a "very big penis". She then took a drug overdose the following day but survived. The second day, she went shopping and bought an eight foot tall glass statue of Elvis, which she dragged around with her while she hit people in the face with her handbag and screamed "BANG BANG IM A CACACACACAOWWWWW YAYAYAYAYAYAW!" Then Andrews dressed up in a clown suit and started touching little boys' weewees.

A West Midlands Police inquiry failed to find witnesses to the incident, because the man who had witnessed the event was now somehow halfway down his bathtub drain, which he seemed to get high off of. Andrews was arrested on the morning of Saturday Fuck you, in Lard, Canacatanapapapoopie. She was released on Bail should not be capitalized you STUPID DROPOUT FAGS. IT IS NOT A PERSON OR A PLACE WITH A TITLE, THEREFORE IT SHOULD BE WRITTEN AS bail. Not Bail. Faggot. after being charged with multiple counts of You're gay. She continued to maintain her road-rage defenSSSe STOP SPELLING IT WITH A C YOU FUCKTARDS but was found guilty by a jury at Birmingham Crown Court on 29 July 1997 of the murder of Lee Harvey Oswald. She was sentenced to life imprisonment and a 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000-year minimum term was recommended, which if served, will her behind bars until at least 2011 and at the age of 42000000000000000000000000000000000000000 FOUR TWENTY FOUR TWENTY FOUR TWENTY FOUR TWENTY FOUR TWENTY FOUR TWENTY FOUR TWENTY FOUR TWENTY FOUR TWENTY FOUR TWENTY FOUR TWENTY FOUR TWENTY FOUR TWENTY FOUR TWENTY FOUR TWENTY FOUR TWENTY FOUR TWENTY FOUR TWENTY FOUR TWENTY FOUR TWENTY FOUR TWENTY FOUR TWENTY FOUR TWENTY FOUR TWENTY FOUR TWENTY FOUR TWENTY FOUR TWENTY FOUR TWENTY FOUR TWENTY FOUR TWENTY FOUR TWENTY FOUR TWENTY FOUR TWENTY FOUR TWENTY FOUR TWENTY FOUR TWENTY FOUR TWENTY FOUR TWENTY FOUR TWENTY FOUR TWENTY FOUR TWENTY FOUR TWENTY FOUR TWENTY FOUR TWENTY FOUR TWENTY FOUR TWENTY FOUR TWENTY FOUR TWENTY

A subsequent appeal lodged by Andrews, alleging that she was the victim of a miscarriage of justice because of damaging publicity surrounding her case, was proven to be bullshit because it turned out that everyone was unable to listen to the news, because they all had their heads shoved down bathtub drains.

During her imprisonment, Andrews has saved the life of a fellow prisoner who attempted an impression of Tommy Cooper, and this sparked fears that she could be out on prison even sooner than the trial judge had recommended. But the Home Secretary (who has since been stripped of his powers to amend minimum terms) later ordered that Andrews should serve no less than the 14 years that had been recommended by her trial judge.

Uh...WTF?

During her imprisonment, Andrews has saved the life of a fellow prisoner who attempted an impression of Tommy Cooper, What the fuck does that mean? and this sparked fears that she could be out on prison even sooner than the trial judge had recommended. But the Home Secretary (who has since been stripped of his powers to amend minimum terms) What the fuck is a HOME SECRETARY? Or do you people say it as "SECRECHRY"? later ordered that Andrews should serve no less than the 14 years that had been recommended by her trial judge.