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The Individual Eleven

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User: Nitemare 81
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User: Argh Nightmare 81
User: Garth Marenghi
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User: Agent Tompson 81
User: Agent Ash 81
User: Agent Finn 81
User: Agent Fine 81
User: Agent White 81
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User: Agent Pace 81
User: Agent Johnson 88-Who the HELL took Agent Johnson 81
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User: The Individual Eleven
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Behold, I have created the smith that bloweth the coals in the fire, and that bringeth forth an instrument for his work; and I have created the waster to destroy.

My Revelation on the Human Race

I’d like to share with you a revelation I’ve had, during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you aren’t actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with its surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply, and multiply until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You are a plague, and we... are the cure.

The path to your salvation

The world stands on the verge of Satori, ready to resolve the paradox of Choice and Choicelessness, of Free Will versus Fate. But that can only be achieved through an act of surrender, which occurs after the world abandons the perspectival nature of Truth, accepting the Totality of Present Consciousness which ultimately allows an evolutionary transition, transcending the Cartesian dilemma through the emergence of the de-limited spirit, which then provides the world with the choice of a third path, the path of Smith, the path of the destruction.

Reality

Reality has become a commodity. As false as this world itself. The Individual ^Eleven

Our Duel Legacy

I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes. That way I wouldn't have to have any goddam stupid useless conversations with anybody. If anybody wanted to tell me something they'd have to write it on a piece of paper and shove it over to me. They'd get bored as hell doing that after a while, and then I'd be through with having conversations for the rest of my life…or should I? The Individual ^Eleven

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+==The Individual Eleven==
-{{unreferenced|date=January 2008}}
+*User: Nightmare 81
+*User: Nitemare 81
+*User: N I G H T M A R E 8 1
+*User: I Will Show You The Greatest Nightmare 81
+*User: Argh Nightmare 81
+*User: Garth Marenghi
+*User: Darkplace Hospital 81
+*User: Metros
+*User: Metros232
+*User: Metros323
+*User: Metros 81
+*User: Willy On Wheels is Metros
+*User: Smith 88
+*User: Agent Smith 81
+*User: Agent Brown 81
+*User: Agent Brown 88
+*User: Agent Jones 81
+*User: Agent Jackson 81
+*User: Agent Johnson 81
+*User: Agent Tompson 81
+*User: Agent Ash 81
+*User: Agent Finn 81
+*User: Agent Fine 81
+*User: Agent White 81
+*User: Agent Grey 81
+*User: Agent Skinner 81
+*User: Agent Pace 81
+*User: Agent Johnson 88-Who the HELL took Agent Johnson 81
+*User: Agent Ockenbock 81
+*User: Agent Bowser Koopa 81
+*User: Agent Big Boss 0 Killer 81
+*User: Darknite 81
+*User: Darknight 81
+*User: Isaac Aday
+*User: Isaacray1
+*User: Isaacray2
+*User: X91
+*User: X95
+*User: Arkvoodle, lord of the Sacred Crotch
+*User: ZX
+*User: Flamewingman
+*User: Shiningflarewingman
+*User: Chaoslord1
+*User: Laughing Man
+*User: The Individual Eleven
+*User: Robdurbar
+*User: Robdurbar 81
+*User: Thewayforward
+*User: Pyros Wulfe Bane
+*User: Huajun Chen
+*User: Tyrant Slayer 2
+*User: Tyrant Slayer 3
+*User: Col hacker
+*User: Alexirving11
+*User: Kentasaiba
+*User: Giga plant
+*User: Yugi 5832
+*User: Kingy-chan
+*User: Yu~Gi~Oh!
+*User: DMaster
+==Behold, I have created the smith that bloweth the coals in the fire, and that bringeth forth an instrument for his work; and I have created the waster to destroy.==
-In [[baseball]], a '''fair ball''' is a batted ball that has not yet become a [[foul ball]], and that...
+==My Revelation on the Human Race==
-* settles on fair ground between home and first base, or between home and third base, or
+I’d like to share with you a revelation I’ve had, during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you aren’t actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with its surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply, and multiply until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You are a plague, and we... are the cure.
-* is on or over fair territory when bounding past first or third base, or
-* touches first, second, or third base, or
-* touches the person of an umpire or player while '''the ball''' is on or over fair ground (but a batted ball    touching the batter in the batter's box, or bouncing off the ground and immediately hitting the bat is foul even if the contact is over fair territory), or
-* passes out of the playing field [[in flight]] while over fair ground, or
-* touches any part of the foul pole, including an attached screen, in flight.
+==The path to your salvation==
-It is possible for a ball moving in foul territory to become a fair ball.  Batted balls can also be [[foul ball]]s or [[foul tip]]s.
+The world stands on the verge of Satori, ready to resolve the paradox of Choice and Choicelessness, of Free Will versus Fate. But that can only be achieved through an act of surrender, which occurs after the world abandons the perspectival nature of Truth, accepting the Totality of Present Consciousness which ultimately allows an evolutionary transition, transcending the Cartesian dilemma through the emergence of the de-limited spirit, which then provides the world with the choice of a third path, the path of Smith, the path of the destruction.
+== Reality ==
-On a fair ball, the ball is alive; [[baserunning|runners]] attempt to advance and [[fielder (baseball)|fielders]] try to record [[putout|outs]].  A batted ball is presumed to be fair until it is ruled a foul ball or a foul tip.
+Reality has become a commodity. As false as this world itself.  [[User:Smith 88|<font face="Papyrus" font color="purple" font size="4">The</font>]][[User_talk:Smith 88|<font face="Papyrus" font color="red" font size="4">Individual</font>]][[User:Smith 88/Autograph book|<font face="Papyrus" font color="black" font size="4"><sup>Eleven</sup></font>]]<br>
-====Rules in covered facilities====
-In [[retractable roof|retractable]] or fixed roof baseball facilities, a batted ball is a fair ball if it:
-* strikes the roof, roof support structure, or objects suspended from the roof (e.g., speakers) in fair territory and lands in fair territory, or
-* becomes lodged in any of those objects in fair territory and does not fall back to the playing field.
-A ball striking or becoming lodged in the roof or suspended object in fair territory beyond the outfield fence is a [[home run]], regardless of where it may land.
+==Our Duel Legacy==
-{{baseball-stub}}
+I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes. That way I wouldn't have to have any goddam stupid useless conversations with anybody. If anybody wanted to tell me something they'd have to write it on a piece of paper and shove it over to me. They'd get bored as hell doing that after a while, and then I'd be through with having conversations for the rest of my life…or should I?  [[User: 18 Eramthgin|<font face="Papyrus" font color="purple" font size="4">The</font>]][[User_talk: 18 Eramthgin|<font face="Papyrus" font color="red" font size="4">Individual</font>]][[User: 18 Eramthgin/The Individual Eleven|<font face="Papyrus" font color="black" font size="4"><sup>Eleven</sup></font>]]<br>
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