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much geek and gamer humor and satire.<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://www.theonion.com/bill-gates-grants-self-18-dexterity-20-charisma-1819564339|title=Bill...172 KB (17,161 words) - 21:30, 22 July 2024
web|title=Roger Ebert Hails Human Existence As 'A Triumph'|url=https://www.theonion.com/roger-ebert-hails-human-existence-as-a-triumph-1819574774|website=The...190 KB (19,226 words) - 05:19, 1 July 2024
Peace and Prosperity Is Finally Over"<ref>{{cite web|url=http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28784 |title=Bush: 'Our Long National Nightmare of Peace...126 KB (14,670 words) - 14:27, 30 June 2024- Shoots Unarmed Black Lab 17 Times In Back |url=https://entertainment.theonion.com/paw-patrol-writers-defend-episode-where-german-shephe-1828419524 |website=The...109 KB (9,697 words) - 17:01, 24 July 2024
Life In Uncharacteristically Linear Narrative Choice |url=https://www.theonion.com/jean-luc-godard-dies-at-end-of-life-in-uncharacteristic-1849530617 |website=[[The...155 KB (15,348 words) - 23:15, 24 July 2024
a fatal car accident was tragically not Glenn Beck".<ref>[http://www.theonion.com/video/victim-in-fatal-car-accident-tragically-not-glenn,14380/ Video:...180 KB (16,540 words) - 09:37, 3 July 2024
web |url=http://www.theonion.com/ |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/19961231135054/http://www.theonion.com/ |archive-date=31 December 1996...44 KB (3,917 words) - 02:38, 22 July 2024- his [[Steel cage match|fight cage]].<ref>{{cite web |url=https://www.theonion.com/wwe-staff-forced-to-shoot-aggressive-wrestler-after-chi-1819580023 |title=WWE...36 KB (3,441 words) - 14:48, 3 July 2024
- [[Chicago|Chicago, Illinois]], U.S. | website = {{URL|https://www.theonion.com/}} }} '''''The Onion''''' is an American digital media company and newspaper...165 KB (14,849 words) - 16:00, 24 July 2024
- One Year After Seeing Partially Exposed Breast On TV|url=http://www.theonion.com/content/node/30883|work=[[The Onion]]|date=January 26, 2005|access-date=November...126 KB (13,323 words) - 07:58, 15 July 2024
- |isbn=978-0-8126-9687-5 |page=102}}</ref><ref>{{cite news |url=http://www.theonion.com/articles/98-homosexualrecruitment-drive-nearing-goal,536/ |title='98...107 KB (11,231 words) - 12:25, 18 July 2024
number of ingredients found in Doritos.<ref>{{cite web |url=http://www.theonion.com/articles/doritos-celebrates-one-millionth-ingredient,19914 |title=Doritos...53 KB (5,347 words) - 09:09, 21 July 2024
With Black Female Lawyer Who Enjoys Pancakes Sometimes|url=https://www.theonion.com/quaker-oats-replaces-historically-racist-aunt-jemima-ma-1844015205|website=[[The...68 KB (6,491 words) - 17:54, 22 July 2024- Onion]]'' played on the same themes.<ref>{{cite web|url=https://sports.theonion.com/furious-bleacher-report-editor-will-make-staff-rank-thi-1819574287|title=Furious...33 KB (3,262 words) - 03:50, 29 June 2024
For Stalling at 285 Hit-By-Pitches".<ref>{{cite web |url=http://www.theonion.com/content/news/craig_biggio_blames_media_pressure |title=Craig Biggio Blames...48 KB (5,210 words) - 01:36, 21 July 2024
Reason To Remain Alive".<ref name="onion">{{cite news |url=http://www.theonion.com/article/collecting-all-50-state-quarters-seniors-only-reas-301 |title=Collecting...57 KB (4,277 words) - 18:48, 4 July 2024- Internship Poised to be Biggest Comedy of 2005".<ref>[https://entertainment.theonion.com/the-internship-poised-to-be-biggest-comedy-of-2005-1819595487 "'The Internship'...17 KB (1,716 words) - 17:25, 15 July 2024
- Named The Onion's Sexiest Man Alive For 2012 [UPDATE] |url= https://www.theonion.com/kim-jong-un-named-the-onions-sexiest-man-alive-for-2012-1819574194 |access-date=April...21 KB (2,267 words) - 10:13, 5 June 2024
fictionalized DeLillo blogs for ''[[The Onion]]''.<ref>{{cite web|url=http://www.theonion.com/content/whitehousewar/blog/don |title=Don DeLillo | The Onion –...93 KB (10,859 words) - 08:13, 24 July 2024
I'll Be Dead In About 15 or 20 Years")<ref>{{cite news |url=https://www.theonion.com/when-youre-feeling-low-just-remember-ill-be-dead-in-ab-1819584806 |publisher=[[The...189 KB (16,189 words) - 02:31, 14 July 2024
- similar package of disposable drinking cups. #* '''2012''', [http://www.theonion.com/articles/half-a-sleeve-of-oreos-lost-in-house-fire,28080/ Half A Sleeve
- unwinnable quagmire. **''The Onion'', parody news agency, [https://www.theonion.com/putin-pleased-as-plot-to-ruin-russian-economy-destroy-1848667941 "Putin
- (1997). Retrieved March 22, 2009, from The Onion.<br> Web site: http://www.theonion.com/content/node/38105 {{FAE/Rating|edition=1|UIN=175}} {{BookCat}}