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- satirical publication ''[[The Onion]]'',<ref>{{cite web|url=http://www.theonion.com/content/node/30496|title=Rumsfeld Hosts No-Holds-Barred Martial Arts...73 KB (7,147 words) - 16:25, 15 July 2024
- Both Affleck And Lopez Die |work=The Onion |url=https://entertainment.theonion.com/gigli-focus-groups-demand-new-ending-in-which-both-affl-1819567029}}</ref>...22 KB (2,238 words) - 02:06, 19 July 2024
Of Liberal, Upper-Middle-Class Existence |url=https://entertainment.theonion.com/this-american-life-completes-documentation-of-liberal-1819569071 |website=The...79 KB (7,808 words) - 00:48, 8 July 2024
web|url=http://www.theonion.com/articles/kevin-bacon-linked-to-alqaeda,37/|title=The Onion, Volume 38, Issue 40|publisher=theonion.com |access-date=May...16 KB (1,803 words) - 11:11, 17 July 2024- [[Grammy Awards]] for 13 years in a row.<ref>{{cite web |url=https://www.theonion.com/santana-and-rob-thomas-smooth-sweeps-grammy-awards-for-1819595412 |title=Santana...30 KB (2,404 words) - 01:47, 21 July 2024
Before Congress To Explain Exactly What Her Whole Thing Is|url=http://www.theonion.com/articles/miranda-july-called-before-congress-to-explain-exa,27104|date=January...63 KB (6,287 words) - 14:39, 20 July 2024
legitimately believing Wight was dead.<ref>{{cite web|url=http://www.theonion.com/article/wwe-staff-forced-shoot-aggressive-wrestler-after-c-56272|title=WWE...324 KB (35,383 words) - 07:29, 25 July 2024
Stätes Toughens Image With Umlauts."<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://www.theonion.com/united-states-toughens-image-with-umlauts-1819564308|title=Ünited Stätes...14 KB (1,535 words) - 00:54, 23 July 2024
Hotel Before Every Start."<ref name=onion>{{cite web |url=https://sports.theonion.com/superstitious-john-lackey-has-to-build-destroy-a-luxur-1819571006 |title=Superstitious...51 KB (5,493 words) - 19:06, 21 July 2024
the Barony of Jaravellir ([[Madison, Wisconsin]]).<ref>[https://www.theonion.com/society-for-creative-anachronism-seizes-control-of-russ-1819565189 "Society...49 KB (5,774 words) - 14:26, 1 May 2024- "an absolute godsend to our cause."<ref>{{cite news |url=http://www.theonion.com/articles/harry-potter-books-spark-rise-in-satanism-among-ch,2413/ |publisher=[[The...103 KB (11,899 words) - 13:45, 22 July 2024
- 'Encyclopedia' Brown Found Dead In Library Dumpster |url=https://www.theonion.com/idaville-detectiveo-encyclopedia-brown-found-dead-in-lib-1819567098 |publisher=The...26 KB (3,398 words) - 19:40, 21 July 2024
attention-catching effects.<ref name="Onion2">{{cite web |url=http://www.theonion.com/articles/wow-factor-added-to-corporate-presentation,2766/ |title=Wow...48 KB (5,241 words) - 17:42, 5 June 2024- 2017|via=Internet Archive}} - promotional film *{{cite web|url=http://www.theonion.com/content/node/42368|title=Redbook Reporter Refuses To Disclose Source...14 KB (1,486 words) - 03:59, 12 April 2024
Maintains Steady Beat For 23 Minutes".<ref>(June 5, 2007). [http://www.theonion.com/articles/meg-white-drum-solo-maintains-steady-beat-for-23-m,9902/ "Meg...70 KB (6,369 words) - 17:40, 13 July 2024
Message Board] *[https://web.archive.org/web/20180103193442/https://www.theonion.com/so-help-me-god-i-m-going-to-eat-one-of-those-multicolo-1819585017 "So...32 KB (2,919 words) - 21:08, 28 May 2024- |title=Autistic Reporter Covers Gathering Of Crying People |url=https://www.theonion.com/autistic-reporter-covers-gathering-of-crying-people-1819594966 |website=[[The...150 KB (9,154 words) - 09:55, 25 July 2024
- Shannon Sharpe To Use At Least 3 Real Words Per Sentence|url=https://www.theonion.com/cbs-producers-ask-shannon-sharpe-to-use-at-least-3-real-1819571256|work=[[The...32 KB (3,661 words) - 08:44, 30 April 2024
This,' Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens|url=https://www.theonion.com/no-way-to-prevent-this-says-only-nation-where-this-r-1846494525|date=March...99 KB (8,375 words) - 11:55, 16 July 2024
2004|url-status=dead}} * {{cite web|last=Phipps|first=Keith|date=2000|url=http://avclub.theonion.com/reviews/words/words_s/safeareagorazdethewarine01.html|title=Joe Sacco...36 KB (3,229 words) - 17:13, 25 June 2024
- similar package of disposable drinking cups. #* '''2012''', [http://www.theonion.com/articles/half-a-sleeve-of-oreos-lost-in-house-fire,28080/ Half A Sleeve
- unwinnable quagmire. **''The Onion'', parody news agency, [https://www.theonion.com/putin-pleased-as-plot-to-ruin-russian-economy-destroy-1848667941 "Putin
- (1997). Retrieved March 22, 2009, from The Onion.<br> Web site: http://www.theonion.com/content/node/38105 {{FAE/Rating|edition=1|UIN=175}} {{BookCat}}