I Could Never Be Your Woman

For songs prominently featuring the lyric "I could never be your woman", see Your Woman and Never Be Your Woman.

I Could Never Be Your Woman
Theatrical release poster
Directed by	Amy Heckerling
Written by	Amy Heckerling
Produced by	Cerise Hallam Larkin Philippe Martinez Alan Latham
Starring	Michelle Pfeiffer Paul Rudd Sarah Alexander Stacey Dash Jon Lovitz Fred Willard Saoirse Ronan Tracey Ullman
Cinematography	Brian Tufano
Edited by	Kate Coggins
Music by	Mike Hedges
Production company	Bauer Martinez Studios
Distributed by	The Weinstein Company
Release dates	May 11, 2007 (2007-05-11) (Spain) February 12, 2008 (2008-02-12) (United States)
Running time	97 minutes
Country	United States
Language	English
Budget	$24 million
Box office	$9.6 million

I Could Never Be Your Woman is a 2007 American romantic comedy film directed and written by Amy Heckerling and starring Michelle Pfeiffer and Paul Rudd. It was released on May 11, 2007 in Spain, July 18 in Belgium, September 14 in Brazil, September 20 in Greece and October 19 in Taiwan. It was not released theatrically in the United States, instead going direct to DVD on February 12, 2008. It was also sent straight to DVD in Italy (February 6), the UK (July 14), Finland (August 6), Australia, Iceland (both August 27) and Germany (December 11), and on February 1, 2011 in France. The film's title is a line from the 1997 song "Your Woman" by British artist White Town. It marked Saoirse Ronan's film debut.

Plot

Forty-five-year-old divorced mother Rosie is a writer and producer for the television sitcom You Go Girl. Insecure about her age, she uses cosmetics to maintain her appearance. She has a close relationship with her thirteen-year-old daughter, Izzie, who confides in Rosie about her crush on Dylan, a boy in her class.

Despite her ex-husband's urging that she starts dating again, Rosie is single. Due to the show's declining ratings, Rosie's boss Marty tells the writers to avoid any potentially controversial subjects. So, Rosie decides to cast a new character for the show. Taken with Adam, a bright and charming young man from one of her auditions, she casts him as a new, nerdy character to serve as a love interest for the arrogant and self-centered lead actress' character, Brianna. Adam's character tests well, so Rosie persuades Marty to give him a chance.

Rosie continues to offer Izzie advice on Dylan, as she becomes smitten with Adam, who suggests they go clubbing. When he picks her up, he immediately bonds with Izzie through a video game she was playing to impress Dylan. While out, Rosie lies that she is 37, while Adam says that he is 32. She is nervous about their age difference, but when he goes onto the dancefloor at the nightclub, she realizes they are equally free-spirited, and joins him. Kissing in Adam's car, Rosie admits she is actually 40, and is startled when Adam confesses he is actually 29.

Adam assures Rosie that he does not care about their age difference, and they continue their relationship. Nevertheless, Rosie's insecurity over her age surfaces, egged on by her internal conversations with Mother Nature, and she tells Adam she is not sure that their relationship is going to work, to his confusion.

Meanwhile, their relationship arouses the jealousy of Rosie's secretary, Jeannie. She sabotages them by stealing Adam's gifts to Rosie, as well as his phone, putting a sexy photograph of Brianna on it before dropping it in Rosie's handbag. Rosie continues to be nervous when she hears a recording of Adam flirting with Brianna (he was told to do so in order to make her the center of attention). Things become worse when Izzie has a failed double date with Dylan and becomes insecure about her appearance, something that concerns Rosie.

When Adam first appears on the show, he is an instant hit and becomes famous. This leads to Rosie becoming even more insecure, and worrying he will take advantage of his fame and start looking at younger women. To make matters worse, You Go Girl is unexpectedly canceled. Shortly afterward, Adam is given a role in an upcoming sitcom, and Rosie is shocked to discover a speeding ticket sent to Adam showing him in a car with Brianna. Already in a foul mood, Rosie berates Izzie after a chance encounter with her friend, Henry Winkler, who reveals that Izzie and her friend had prank-called him and a number of other celebrities in her phone book.

Rosie confronts Adam with the photograph of him and Brianna, and even though he insists he has never been in a car with her before, she angrily breaks up with him. Despite this, Adam makes numerous attempts to reconcile, including refusing to film the new sitcom he has been offered until Marty hires her as a producer. Marty calls to offer Rosie a job as supervising producer on Adam's sitcom, but she declines. Later, while viewing a bloopers reel of You Go Girl, Rosie realizes it was filmed at the time that the speeding ticket claimed Adam had been driving with Brianna, and deduces that Jeannie was behind it.

Rosie accepts Marty's offer to work on Adam's sitcom, on the condition that Marty fires Jeannie, which he does. She then reconciles with Adam. Later, at a school talent show, she sees Izzie has finally won Dylan over, and watches as they kiss. Mother Nature reminds Rosie that, in growing older, she is making way for a girl like Izzie to replace her.

Cast

• Michelle Pfeiffer as Rosie Hanson
• Paul Rudd as Adam Pearl
• Sarah Alexander as Jeannie
• Stacey L. Dash as Brianna Minx
• Jon Lovitz as Nathan Mensforth
• Fred Willard as Marty Watkin
• Saoirse Ronan as Izzie Mensforth
• Tracey Ullman as Mother Nature
• Yasmin Paige as Melanie
• O-T Fagbenle as Sean
• Twink Caplan as Sissy
• Henry Winkler as himself
• Rory Copus as Dylan

A number of British comedy actors have roles in the film, including David Mitchell, Mackenzie Crook, Steve Pemberton, Olivia Colman, Phil Cornwell and Sarah Alexander, as well as Irish comedy actors Graham Norton and Ed Byrne.

Production

Heckerling's inspiration for I Could Never Be Your Woman came from her own personal life as a single mother raising a young daughter during the making of the Clueless TV show. According to Missy Schwartz in an Entertainment Weekly article on the film, "Every day, she felt increasingly ambivalent about working in an industry that promotes unrealistic standards of beauty for young girls and considers women over 40 to be prehistoric beasts."

Heckerling sent her script for Woman to Paramount Pictures, but the studio was unnerved by the idea of backing a film about an older female protagonist. The script was eventually read by independent producer Philippe Martinez of Bauer Martinez Entertainment, and he picked up the film with a $25 million budget.

Principal photography began in August 2005 and ended later in the year. Although many scenes were shot in California, several scenes were shot in London, England to take advantage of tax incentives. In order to cut production costs even further, Martinez suggested to Michelle Pfeiffer to take a reduced salary ($1 million, plus 15% of the gross).

Release

Bauer Martinez signed a deal with Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer to distribute the film theatrically, and The Weinstein Company for DVD and non-pay TV distribution rights. MGM backed out upon learning about Pfeiffer's share in the film's revenue. After Bauer Martinez failed to find a theatrical distributor, the film was released straight to video in North America.

Reception

Review aggregation website Rotten Tomatoes gives the film a score of 64% based on reviews from 11 critics, with an average rating of 5.7/10.

Joe Leydon of Variety called it "A desperately unfunny mix of tepid showbiz satire and formulaic romantic comedy."

External links

• I Could Never Be Your Woman at IMDb 
• I Could Never Be Your Woman at AllMovie