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The real name of this article is The Prophet Wizard of the Crayon Cake and the Seven Inch Bread, but due to insanity limitations it must be displayed incorrectly.
Attention: This user allows anyone to edit his userpage, but only until he gets tired of it. Then he reverts it according to his shameful will, thereby erasing all your hard work in vandalising improving it. Ergo, this userpage may, but it doesn't really have to, consist entirely of other people's opinions. In the end, it won't. The amount of community thought used to describe this user, mixed together with this user's non-territorial nature about his userspace, is virtually nil. Vanity, all vanity, sayeth the vandle. Who could imagine that anyone can edit a page on Wikipedia? No one, because some people act like they freaking own pages here. SO GO FUCK YOURSELF.
the correct title of this article is "user:the prophet wizard of the crayon cake."the initial letter is capitalized due to technical restrictions.
The cats and dogs are coming down! Honey, the cat ate the dog, and a mouse ate the cat. The Cat in the Hat is the true Son of God. The Cheshire Cat climbed up Alice's dress and grinned from ear to ear. So did she.
I don't edit pages to mess them up. I just like seeing how long it takes for the change to be prevented; when I'm bored. Also "fuck up" is bad language don't you think to use even in the TALK section of wikipedia?
The use of uppercase on this userpage his hereby FORBIDDEN. Bold may be used instead. --Ihope127 18:54, 1 October 2006 (UTC)
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Please be aware that by editing this usermage, you officially descend into The prophet wizard of the canyon crake's MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA cabal, formerly known as OrganizationTOMEGATHERION but now known as TPWTCCMUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHATINC (also available at WP:TPWTCCMUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHATINC). A complimentary straitjacket and 51-gallon drum of assorted anti-psychotic drugs are now yours for the taking, but only if you have the magic soap award to trade for a crowbar to open the drum. Suckers.
The Hertfordshire "poo wagon" was originally manned by gentlmen cess-pumpers. Being a fashionalble pursuit to be involved with the technology of the day, even the dirtiest, smelliest exploit could propel the average practitioner into instant notariety. Where before, one might say,"Look at that besotten wretch, scarcely a thread not in tatters, mucking through the filthy streets on foot", upon joining the ranks of steam-powered log-splitter mechanics or locomotive oilers, detractors would proclaim, "I say, isn't that Wemblethorpe the respected steam engine-eer, tooling by in his fantastic contraption?" by the turn of the century, burgeoise mechanical enthusiasts were supplanted by crusty, scotch-swilling engineers who would sass their patrons with epithets like "aye, would you like to come down here and re-align the bloody crank shaft y'self? Bloody rot-swuggling flrznff... I hate you... where the hell are all these bloody pink elephants coming from. Go home and sleep it off? You go home and sleep it off you stinking swrvfl... brfmgn... Zzzzzzzzzz...." And thus began the fine tradition of steam engineering...
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The tortoise beat the hare. Black-eyed and bloody nosed, the hare cried. If you ever meet a 6-foot talking rabbit named Harvey or Bugs, you're not drunk, you're insane.
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The birds and the bees and the flowers and the trees, and this thing called love. What am I thinking of? Love is nothing more than a short-term hormonal impbalance.
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HelcatNYC has smiled at you! Smiles promote WikiLove and hopefully this one has made your day better. Spread the WikiLove by smiling to someone else, whether it be someone you have had disagreements with in the past or a good friend. Smile to others by adding {{subst:smile}}, {{subst:smile2}} or {{subst:smile3}} to their talk page with a friendly message. Happy editing!
The Surreal Barnstar
For going above and beyond and taking a left at the old oak tree in keeping us on our toes. Kylu 02:33, 8 October 2006 (UTC)
The Barnstar of Good Humor
for such a funny userpage Andersmusician$ 22:52, 20 May 2007 (UTC)
The Original Barnstar
For many contributions with limited reward (I love your Discussion Page), I present you with this Original Barnstar. Sharkface217 01:06, 1 November 2006 (UTC)
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—Jake Wasdin has smiled at you! Smiles promote WikiLove and hopefully this one has made your day better. Spread the WikiLove by smiling to someone else, whether it be someone you have had disagreements with in the past or a good friend. Happy editing! Smile at others by adding {{subst:Smile}} to their talk page with a friendly message.
¿Qué?
Come, my child, speak now and tell me what you wish to know.
Cakeprophet is way too cool! 05:17, 23 July 2012 (UTC)
Yo just quieroed to be teh uno to edit vandali*e your userpage.
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DarkAudit has smiled at you! Smiles promote WikiLove and hopefully this one has made your day better. Spread the WikiLove by smiling to someone else, whether it be someone you have had disagreements with in the past or a good friend. Smile to others by adding {{subst:smile}}, {{subst:smile2}} or {{subst:smile3}} to their talk page with a friendly message. Happy editing!
Venerate the Immortal Emperor
"In this dark place, in this dark hour, we will stand against the enemies of the Emperor. And they will know that not even here on this desolate infernal rock will we suffer the existence of the heretic. Not now. Not ever." - Brother-Captain Gabriel Angelos, Blood Ravens Chaptain, Adeptus Astartes
"Truth is a three-edged sword, and no handle."
This user was a volunteer mediator in the Mediation Cabal before it was closed.
