User:Ryan is kool

Ryan Devins was born on September 21, 1991. He was born to the proud parents of Ryan Devins and Maribel Artiga. Ryan lived a normal life in Las Vegas until approximately 11th grade when he moved to Osage, Iowa. To fund his long and treacherous trip he sold himself into guy-on-guy prostitution. He retired from this profession just two years after joining because "his butthole hurt". Tired of his old career, but still wanting to stay in the same field of study, he began giving lap-dances at the local gay bar. To this date Ryan Devins is a confirmed homosexual, and would proudly proclaim it from high up on a mountain top. He had perfected the sacred art of the rimjob and the flying 69. He still believe that vagina's are "yucky". He truly prefers the feel of a big meaty cock slapping down his throat. Much unlike a vagina, a cock can penetrate his ass, which is an activity he would consider recreational.