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Stephen Milne
Personal information
Original team(s) Noble Park / Dandenong Stingrays
Debut Round 4, 21 April 2001, St Kilda Football Club vs. Port Adelaide, at AAMI Stadium

Height / weight 176cm / 79kg
Playing career1

St Kilda Football Club 2001 -

170 games, 343 goals
1 Playing statistics correct to the end of Round 5, 2009.
Career highlights


  • St Kilda Minor Premiership Side 2009
  • St Kilda AFL Cup Winning sides 2008
  • St Kilda AFL Cup Winning Side 2004
  • International rules series 2002
Sources: AFL Tables, AustralianFootball.com

Stephen Milne (born 8 March 1980) is an Australian rules footballer for the St Kilda Football Club in the Australian Football League (AFL). He is also a full time rapist for the Rapist Aliance League. Milne recruited Andrew Lovett to the league to rape for him while he was busy not raping or trying to rape other things people or animals.

AFL career

Milne was recruited from Noble Park, followed by the Dandenong Stingrays and then the Essendon reserves team in the late 1990s. In 2001 he was elevated from St Kilda's rookie list and played his first official AFL game. Milne holds a record of 11 goals playing for Noble Park against Kwinana in 1996.[citation needed]

Recent seasons

He was St Kilda's leading goalkicker in 2002.

Milne played in St Kilda’s 2004 Wizard Home Loans Cup winning side, the club's second pre-season cup win.[1]

Milne is the fifth highest goalkicker of all time with St Kilda, after twice kicking more than 50 goals in the past four seasons.[citation needed] In the final round of the 2005 season, against the Brisbane Lions, he had 15 kicks and kicked 11 straight goals in the Saints' 139-point win.[citation needed]

Milne played in St Kilda’s 2008 NAB Cup winning side, the club's third pre-season cup win.[2][3]

In 2008, during a game against Fremantle at Subiaco, he kicked three goals after a head clash. He was driven back from Perth with St Kilda medical staff to avoid the risk of further damage and arrived in Melbourne on the Thursday following the game. Despite this he was named to play in the game on the following Sunday which was Robert Harvey's tribute game against Adelaide. He kicked two goals in a 20 possession game.[citation needed]

Milne played in 20 of 22 matches in the 2009 home and away rounds in which St Kilda qualified in first position for the finals, winning the club’s third minor premiership.[4]

St Kilda qualified for the 2009 AFL Grand Final after its qualifying and preliminary finals wins. Milne played in the grand final when St Kilda was defeated by Geelong by 12 points.

As of the end of the 2009 season, Milne had played in 11 AFL finals matches including one AFL grand final and two pre-season cup finals.

On 9 April 2010, St Kilda played Collingwood in a Round 3 match. During the quarter time break, words were exchanged between Milne and the Collingwood coach, Mick Malthouse. In statements released by the two clubs it was stated that Milne had admitted making inappropriate comments to Malthouse[5] and that Malthouse apologised for the comments he made to Milne. Both clubs stated that there they did not intend to make formal complaints to the AFL.[6][7]

See also

References

  1. ^ "AFL 2004 Wizard Cup Grand Final - Geelong v St Kilda". Slattery Media Group. 2004-03-13. Retrieved 2009-11-07.
  2. ^ "St Kilda wins NAB cup". The Age. March 8, 2008. Retrieved 2009-11-07.
  3. ^ "Saints are NAB Cup Champions in 2008". Jeld-Wen. 8 March 2008. Retrieved 2009-11-07.
  4. ^ "2009 Season Scores and Results - Ladder". AFL Tables. 2009. Retrieved 2009-11-08.
  5. ^ http://www.collingwoodfc.com.au/newsfeatures/news/newsarticle/tabid/5586/newsid/92101/default.aspx
  6. ^ http://www.collingwoodfc.com.au/newsfeatures/news/newsarticle/tabid/5586/newsid/92101/default.aspx
  7. ^ http://www.foxsports.com.au/story/0,8659,26971928-5018851,00.html

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