The Smell of Reeves and Mortimer

The Smell of Reeves and Mortimer was a BBC TV sketch show written by and starring double act Vic Reeves & Bob Mortimer. It is regarded by many as the pinnacle of their TV work to date. Its first series appeared in 1993 following the duo's move to the BBC after parting company with Channel 4. The show marked a continuation of Reeves & Mortimer's bizarre, anarchic and frequently silly comedy first explored on Vic Reeves Big Night Out, with a number of important differences.

Firstly, Mortimer was now Reeves' partner as opposed to his assistant on the previous programme, and as well as getting his name in the title, he shared the trademark, prop-strewn desk with Reeves.

With virtually all of the Vic Reeves Big Night Out characters consigned to the past (only the Stotts survived, appearing in the second series), a whole range of new characters appeared. The show also featured pre-recorded sketches and a lavish studio set, laden with columns and pillars and in the centre the enormous letters R&M, from which the duo emerged at the start of each show.

The show would usually close with the song "Let's Have A Little Bit More," which saw the duo enthusing about the smells of things, from "Pol Pot's Dungarees" to "Lulu's Hairdos."

Series One

Series one of The Smell of Reeves and Mortimer established the format of the show. Each programme began with a bizarre introduction, narrated by Patrick Allen ("Austria, 1930, a young boy is challenged by his mischievous grandfather to attempt to throw a handbell at the local village idiot") before the studio set appeared and Allen introduced the duo ("Please welcome Libya's foremost air-conditioning engineers, Reeves & Mortimer!"), after which the duo would sing a song before seating themselves at the desk to tell silly jokes, introduce the bizarre guests and endorse various Reeves & Mortimer products (such as the "Reeves & Mortimer Walk-Me-Home Cheddar" and "The Home Vibration Cowboy Unit").

A regular feature was a bizarre spoof of a then-current TV programme, such as Food & Drink, which saw host Chris Kelly (Mortimer), whose face was a piece of toasted cheese and whose legs gradually became ridiculously long, boiling his head in a pot to "prepare a nice pot of tea," and Antiques Roadshow, where a termite mound containing the singer Prince was found inside a wardrobe. Perhaps the most bizarre was Noel's Addicts, a hilarious parody of Noel's House Party.

The duo would frequently promise a celebrity guest such as Burt Reynolds, who turned out to be Vic in a bizarre outfit yelling about his book "Coping With Stress" and Ian Crust, the Inventor of the Bag (Bob) who got offended when Vic called him "Puff" instead of his nickname "Shorty."

At the end of series one, Bob played a huge practical joke on Vic, who lapsed into a coma. After a rousing final song, Bob unplugged Vic's life-support machine.

Characters

Uncle Peter

Played by comedian Charlie Chuck, Uncle Peter was a big-haired, battered-suit wearing lunatic with a bizarre gait and an unnerving habit of shouting incomprehensibly (his catchphrase was simply, "DONKEY!!") He was in a band, which featured himself and an unidentified piano player. The band saw Peter shout random nonsense ("I want to be erotic/I want to be in Tatler/But more than that/I'll tell you that/I want a cup of tea!!") before completely destroying his drumkit.

The Bra Men - Pat Wright & Dave Arrowsmith

Two aggressive, donkey-jacket wearing men who get extremely, unnecesarily upset at people for "lookin' at my bra!!" They accuse anyone, be it the postman, a traffic warden or a milkman of "inspecting our charms!!" and also get very angry if someone inadvertently comments that they're "flat-chested!!" These two were reportedly based on men with whom Reeves worked in a factory.

Le Corbussier et Papin

Vic and Bob as two extraordinarily flatulent Frenchmen, in a series of sketches that were filmed in the style of an arthouse French comedy (titles included "L'homme, L'homme, L'femme (La fenetre)"). They usually saw the pair riding along on their bicycles before encountering things which deemed worthy of investigation (a kid's playground, where they got a roundabout spinning by the sheer volume of flatulence, to a funfair where they attempted to start a motorbike).

Slade In Residence

This series of spoof sketches saw the '70s glam rock group Slade in their vymura-laden council house. Noddy (Vic), Jim (Paul Whitehouse) and Don (Mark Williams) were the three mischievous ones who were constantly arguing, wrecking the house and messing around with fireworks, much to the annoyance of the motherly Dave (Bob).

Mulligan & O'Hare

An unsettling and bizarre folk duo. Mulligan (Vic) has breasts, presumably due to an incident with hormone replacement pills, while O'Hare (Bob) has a big beard and a very short temper. They sing songs such as "Frustrated By Weeds" and "My Rose Has Left Me," the latter about O'Hare's ex-wife Rose, a bald woman who "went to Kenya with a bloke from Allied carpets."

Otis Redding & Marvin Gaye

Vic and Bob played the soul music legends as the show's resident "agony aunts;" two tiny puppets who were on a TV in a cupboard, "sitting on the dock of the bay watching the ships coming in and going out again." Bob's Marvin gradually became increasingly more bored and unhappy as the series progressed, wanting to go "down the Grapevine to have a drink!" but Otis and Marvin were always more than willing to offer expert advice on such matters as "how to deal with Guy Fawking of the leg."

Barry White

"The Walrus of Love" Barry White was played by Vic as a huge puppet who had tiny little legs and spent his time seducing women with his smooth-talk, and cooking chop suey. The women, however, turned out to be a pineapple and a piece of copper pipe.

Jack Dent & Eric Potter

These two were always up-to-no-good in a series of '60s style public information film spoofs, set in the Country, the Factory and the Home. The narrator would frequently interrupt the duo in the middle of some nefarious activity ("Hey you?" "Who, us?" Yes, you...don't you know that the wallpapering of ploughs is prohibited under the country code?" "No." "Well, it is, for it can cause ploughright distraction leading to seed misplacement, so stop it!!") The narrator was revealed on each seperate occasion to be a guitar-wielding spring onion, a crab and a man called Mr Porridge, whom the duo shot.

The Booze F't Baby Man

A man who wandered around in a brown mac, and frequently asked the duo if they had "any booze f't baby?" to which they would reply "You can't give a BABY BOOZE?" Sometimes, however, Bob would give the baby a "fag."

Whisky & Brandy Bolland

Two rather fey Scottish chaps who appeared in the Antiques Roadshow spoof, investigating a wardrobe which contained "wee clothes, wee shoes...almost too wee." They eventually discovered a termite mound containing the singer Prince living inside it. They had their suspicions before finding him, however, because he'd "only painted eighteen inches above sea level!" Brandy (Vic) then removed the diminutive singer and booted him through a basketball hoop. However, Whisky (Bob) remained convinced that Brandy was in fact Dr Nemesis...

Greg Mitchell & Corky

Greg Mitchell was a puppet, the "gorgeous sandy coloured labrador" who was always wasting money on ludicrous things. His fey voice would give way to a guttural Cockney bellow as he'd despairingly yell "My wife's gonna kill me!" His friend Corky was a dodgy mongrel who stitched Greg up with a bungled bank robbery.

Derek & Chester

Two gruff, boozy men who appeared on the Food & Drink spoof reviewing the Lovely Brown Boozes, before Derek (Vic) let slip that his girlfriend Maggie had left him! They then appeared in Antiques Roadshow wanting to get a ruined bottle of Babycham valued, before giving it generously to the Booze F't Baby man.

Series Two

The second series didn't appear until 1995, and a few changes to the format of the first series had occured. The unusual introductions followed by a song continued (a memorable example was a history of cheese followed by an upbeat song investigating the link between cottage cheese and voodoo), but while the set was essentially the same, the desk was different (it had a slick, red surface, a metal body and a fox stretched across its entire length.)

While still fundamentally an offbeat programme (a party was deemed no good unless "two owls" attended) the second series had a less bizarre, more overtly slapstick atmosphere to it, with Vic increasingly the buffoon to Bob's disapproving figure. Any disagreement was usually the cue for the duo's now-trademark fights with increasingly large frying pans and hammers.

The finale to each show would usually see a despairing Bob attempting to entertain the audience, whether singing "The Way We Were" on skis, singing "For All of Us" from within a glass bottle, playing "The British Countryside" on the flute or playing his enormous organ, which happened to contain a fully functioning pub. Vic would constantly barge in and ruin everything for Bob before the usual, rousing "I Love The Smell of..." song would close the proceedings.

Reeves & Mortimer products were no longer advertised by the duo themselves, but in the form of "commercials." Products this time included the coffee-table books "Dogs In Their Hats" and "Cats In Bomber Jackets," "Webster's Savoury Edible Tights" and "Papa's Nappies For Men."

Spoofs of then-current TV shows continued, most memorably a chilling but hilarious Masterchef spoof, with Vic as Lloyd Grossman with a huge bulbous head floating around the studio to the sound of bells, and the contestants including Morwenna Banks as Joan Baptiste, who presented a faceplate in the form of Jesus Christ, with her own severed ears the speciality, Matt Lucas as the victorious Quentin Mint, who presented a human backside with a side salad, and Bob as the hapless Lucas Bon'chomme whose replica cake of a shoe ("Cake like a shoe, it's a shoe-cake!!") turned out to be a real shoe, as did his "cakey-phone!"

Many of the characters from series one returned. Uncle Peter was as insane as ever, tormenting the duo with his tales of upgrading to "donkey" status in British Rail carriages and showing off his singing German owls. Also, for some reason, one of his arms was removeable.

The Booze F't Baby man continued his fruitless quest to find some booze for his baby.

Otis and Marvin were no longer on the dock of the bay but in their own home, where a constantly closing cupboard door and Otis's wayward moustache kept causing problems.

Le Corbussier et Papin continued to fart their way through more farcical situations.

Slade went on a frequently disastrous camping holiday.

Mulligan & O'Hare released two albums, Pancake Day (which earned them a South Bank Show profile, although presenter Melvyn Bragg appeared to be more interested in his bicycle) and Coffee Break. t

The Bra Men got more offended than ever when they appeared on Stars In Your Eyes and Matthew Kelly (Bob) commented on how well supported they were!!

However, some new characters joined them...

Characters

Councillors Cox & Evans

Two corrupt, obese, wig-wearing officials for the Aldington On Sea district council. They would try and advertise dodgy products such as "Fun Bins" and "the Service Post" before a flaw in the design would inevitably be revealed, leading to a violent fight, Evans (Bob) accusing Cox (Vic) of being a "fat bastard!!"

Tom Fun

A perpetually optimistic children's entertainer, played by Vic, who invented cheese along with his friend Mr Grapefruit Drink. He appeared in a Country File spoof detailing his walk along the Eskdale Way and how much drink, "snouts" and snacks he would take with him. Tom Fun would enjoy much more exposure in Reeves & Mortimer's 1999 series Bang Bang, It's Reeves & Mortimer.

Chris Bell

A scruffy, belligerent Cockney, played by Vic, who presented "Chris Bell's Fishing Report" on the Country File spoof, irritating a man trying to fish in a lake by knocking his tackle into the lake and then commandeering the rod before getting shot.

The Stotts

Returning from Vic Reeves Big Night Out, Donald presented This Is Your Life to Davey, who "wrote Jingle Bells," had "recently had a Festa Curry" and fought in the "Flalakand War" where he went on the task force and ate a number of biscuits. The pair then hosted "Chittle Chattle Chit," where they interviewed Sting, reducing him to hysterics with questions like "If you got an itchy bottom at night, would you rub it on your wife's chin, point your bottom out of the window to blow it off with the breeze, or pick at it with your finger?"

External Links

The Complete Guide To Reeves & Mortimer [1]