bite off more than you can poo v. To overeat.
bite the brown bullet v. To walk with tightly clenched buttocks, perhaps after biting off more than you can poo. ‘Prince Charles there, graciously and regally biting the brown bullet as he graciously and regally makes his way to the throne for the next part of this gracious and regal ceremony. And let us hope he’s not doing the dirty penguin on the way out.’ (Nicholas Witchell, BBC News).
black hole of cal-cutlery phr. Mysterious place where one’s favourite bowl, plate, knife and/or fork disappears for days on end. The dishwasher.
bog banksy n. An art brut-style bowl-side decoration. Also gut graffiti, turds and pictures, doodle-loo etc. ‘Have you seen that bog banksy in the end trap, Melvyn?’ ‘Yes, it’s a load of crap.’
book of jobby n. Any improving reading matter (eg. AutoTrader, Exchange and Mart, Viz etc.) that is perused in the shitter.
buckshit n. Small fragments of feeshus peppering the pot. See also leopard’s back, arse shrapnel.
bumogram n. A medical examination of the muddy walnut. ‘It’s nothing to worry about, but just to be on the safe side I’m referring you to a specialist for a bumogram. And have you made a will recently?’
Person or people who have no way, for example in a lift, in a pantomime horse, or in the Command Module of Apollo 8.
