Jottings: Flights of Fancy from Our Betty
By Liz Smith
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Other stories are more amusing: the sexy, man-eating woman who runs the mobile library: moving through the fog of 1950's London with the help of a blind man; a scheming daughter who plans to take her mother's money has a surprising comeuppance.
Liz's stories are unexpected, original and revealing of a writer who is fascinated by relationships and the barriers we erect between our public and private selves.
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Jottings - Liz Smith
Einführung
I have written these stories over many years. Each one has been sparked off by a memory which has gathered thoughts around it until it became something I wanted to write down.
For instance, the story of Eliza came from the time I worked at the National Theatre in When We Are Married by J.B. Priestley.
I played the part of the charwoman, Mrs Eliza Northrop, who just came into the house to do all the dirty jobs and got the sack by the end of the play. Well, I used to sit in the wings waiting for my cue, and in my mind went home with Mrs Northrop, and it was awful: a truly wretched experience. A foul, damp dwelling to live in and a foul, violent husband to live with. She was middle-aged, which in those days was old.
I thought, I will alter your life, Eliza. I will make something happen that will change your life and you will have a new beginning, in the same way that my own life altered from that age. So in the story, she goes to the party, as it is in the play, and then something happens off stage. From that moment, she has a life she never dreamed of.
A world away from J.B. Priestley in 1908 came the idea for ‘The Stockings’, set in the desolate landscape of 1934. That was when I was a child, wandering around the countryside on my bicycle. An opening in a scraggy hedge led into a cart rut which had shaped itself into a dragon, so the village was called Dragonby. The entire village consisted of only two joined cottages, standing beside a stagnant pond. When I was peddalling along the nearly empty roads, I never saw the people who lived there but I stood long, with my bicycle, thinking what their lives would be like. No bus service to town, only candles and oil lamps, life rough and crude like an early Van Gogh painting.
It would be another forty years before I wrote about the place, but the feelings of desolation were as strong then as they were when I stood at the gap in the hedge.
So it goes on.
‘The Kid’ started at a time when I had small grandchildren and learned a lot about nannies. How they banded together in groups, raided the fridges, swapped charges and toured the world, meeting up on another continent.
The girl in the flat upstairs had a baby and I used to watch the nanny pushing the pram up the road and wonder where she would take it for a whole day, so the mother could go to the gym and then lunch with a friend.
Impressions stay, like the flash of a camera. As for the time they take to develop, well, it does not seem to matter.
Monologue over a Broken Leg
‘I don’t know what it is about him, but he made me burn the moment I clapped eyes on him.’
The eyes appeared occasionally over the vast expanse of plaster, the voice boomed over the white mountain.
Sue had to lie still because the stitches were new. She was bound tightly to her bed with crisp white sheets, so, with half-closed eyes, she listened.
‘Don’t get the idea that he’s a husky film-star type, rippling muscles and all that. No, as a matter of fact he’s a bit weedy, and his colour’s not all that good you know. I think it’s all those trips abroad and he’s had fever once or twice. Don’t know what fever exactly, some local bug, not serious, but it leaves one like a limp rag.
‘Poor darling, he told me how absolutely bloody he’d felt lying there all day in this bungalow place where they live out there. The rest of them simply had to go out and get on with the job, well, the Min. of Ag. wanted all these details about trees and grasses and whatnot and as they were footing the bill they jolly well had to have them.
‘So, of course the poor darling had to be left alone while the others got on with the tree marking and whatnot, except for native servants–they brought him cool drinks and so forth.
‘The outcome of all this was that he was a bit under the weather after this trip and he had very little to say for himself when I went to tea with his mother. Have I mentioned her teas before? Stop me if I have, but they’re traditional, absolutely trad, my dear. The lot. Old silver, been in the family for yonks, minute but minute sandwiches–practically lose them in my great paws.
‘Look, they are great paws, aren’t they? They have to be, a mobile library takes a bit of holding round these country lanes, you know.
‘But to get back to Ronnie, or rather, the first time I ever met him, well, as I said, his mother was pouring tea and nattering on fifteen to the dozen as is her wont, and the poor dear just grabbed the opportunity to slide down into the armchair and practically disappear. All I could see was a shaft of sunlight streaming through the French windows and shining on his nearly bald head under a thin layer of hair, pale hair, you know, an indifferent shade of mouse, and of course, I must admit, it didn’t go with his complexion which was a bit yellow at the time, after-effects of fever and all that.
‘And that was the first thing that got me here, just here.’ She beat her barrel-like chest with a mighty thud. ‘It was somehow so pathetic, so revealing, like a secret that had to be told. I could see he was bald under the hair he pulled over. It touched me.
‘Well, of course I grabbed him out of the chair as soon as I decently could. He said no no no he hated tennis but I yanked him out, told him he needed a spot of fresh air. I knew he’d relax pretty quickly as soon as I got him away from his mama.
‘And by golly he did. Before I could get the rackets sorted out, he was off, full pelt, on his favourite subject: bird and insect life in Africa.
‘Mama still seemed to be pouring tea and going on about her favourite subjects, usually centred around the Women’s Institute. I could hear her voice droning through the open window like an old gramophone stuck in the groove.
‘So I just threw the rackets down on the floor of the summer house and gave myself up to ecstasy. I just sat on the bench and listened to Ronnie without hearing a word he said. I felt better sitting down because I’m just a little bit taller you know, I’m…well, let’s face it, I’m a big girl.
‘Perhaps it was partly this bigness of mine and Ronnie being a bit on the small side that gave me this protective feeling towards him. Protect him?…I wanted to smother him. I wanted to wrap my arms around him so tightly that he screamed for help and then I wanted to close his screaming mouth with kisses. Yes! That was the effect he had on me right from the start. I knew I wanted him and I was determined to have him.
‘I was so excited by the discovery that I got my new tweed skirt stuck in the spokes, wobbled too much on the old bike on me way home. I could hardly sleep that night and the next day I stamped the wrong date on three separate books.
‘I did worse things the following day, which was Tuesday. On Tuesdays, you see, I always take the library to Wilford. Instead of that, I drove straight on to Burford. You should have seen the uproar THAT caused. It was market day. I landed right in the middle of it and the poor souls just gaped at me with their mouths hanging open. They were frozen, didn’t know whether to carry on filling their baskets at the stalls or dash home and get their library books to change.
‘I saw several decide to do both and walk back and forth in an aimless sort of way before they set in their tracks and just stood gawking helplessly. It would take weeks to recover their sense of rhythm and they would probably never feel the same about me again, so I decided I had to do something about it. I had to see him again to see if my first feelings still existed or if I had just been under some strange midsummer madness.
‘I called at the house that evening. He was mounting beetle specimens onto a sheet of blue paper, his head was bent and the lamplight caught his spectacles–they’re rather thick you know, his glasses, he’s a bit shortsighted–but as I said, the lamplight just glowed through the lens and my heart went so thick with emotion I could hardly speak. I just stood there staring at him, and he went on, carefully arranging his beetles.
‘His mother didn’t seem to notice a thing, she was pouring something, coffee, or maybe cocoa, and talking on and on as usual about Mrs Somebody-or-other at the Women’s Institute.
‘The feelings I experienced that night were confirmed on the Thursday when I went to Melford.
‘Now, library day in Melford is every other Thursday and our spot there is outside the Carpenter’s Arms. So, as total silence descends on the place between two and three o’clock, I always nip in for a quick one before closing time and as the bolts are thrown across, I remain inside, then retire, inflamed by half a pint of bitter, to spend a lusty half hour with Fred, who’s the barman there. The landlord retires to his own quarters to snore away for an hour or two and Fred’s room is conveniently situated over the stables down the yard, so we can romp in peace.
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‘And romp we did. A well-made country boy is Fred, and I always came away from library day in Melford with a feeling of immense satisfaction.
‘But that day, the Thursday after the Tuesday when I had seen Ronnie, I didn’t want Fred. I didn’t want him. He couldn’t believe it. I walked out of the door before he shot the bolt, and he nearly cried with disappointment. All the rest of the afternoon, I could see his big sad eyes peering at me through the letter T on the frosted glass window. I was glad to get away, I can tell you.
‘All I could think about was Ronnie, he was burning me up.
‘It was the same on the following Wednesday when I went to Trill. Trill has a library every Wednesday, and by Linton crossroads there’s a dirty great barn. Perhaps you’ve noticed it? Used to belong to Frank Johnstone when he farmed around there. Been empty for years, practically derelict now, filthy of course but still quite a bit of hay in the loft there.
‘Well, I used to stop there and by the time I’d smoked a cigarette, John Forman would arrive too. John drives for Carter’s the butchers, he does all the country districts and we’ve had this arrangement for years. It didn’t matter who got there first. You can imagine, we were there, the hay was there, so we had a roll in the hay. Every Wednesday.
‘But this Wednesday, the one following the Tuesday when I’d seen the old darling, I drove straight past the barn. I did. I drove straight past the barn and John was already there. His van was standing, drawn up to the barn and he was leaning out of the gaping windows. I can see him now, first of all looking anxious as I didn’t slow down, then shouting and waving after me as I didn’t stop.
‘But I couldn’t help myself. I drove those books as if I was carrying a banner. I WAS carrying a banner. I was saving myself for Ronnie.
‘Of course, I couldn’t go the whole hog right away and as I built up my visits to his mother, so I cut down to only seeing Jack Clymie after choir practice. We had an arrangement to stay behind, put the books away, pick the chewing gum off the pews, etcetera, etcetera.
‘You wouldn’t think Jack was sexy, would you? My God! What goes on behind that saturnine countenance and those hooded eyes is just nobody’s business, a whiplash of cool steely passion is our Jack. But gradually, even he became impossible because, as we cavorted in our favourite spot, which was in the hollow behind ‘Lady Abigail Flower, gud wife and mother of fourteen’, where she has lain stonily since sixteen something, and where I was laid, non-stonily, once a week, I looked up from my position on my back into the vaulted roof and saw the little cherub faces peering down at me from the tops of the columns. They were all little Ronnies! In the dim light I fancied they were all wearing specs.
‘No, I decided, this was it. This is where I just stopped and waited, let passion snowball to explode over the little love in a shower of hot snowflakes, so to speak.
‘He was due back from some remote jungle in South America in about twelve weeks. The whole thing became an obsession. I was determined to make the plan and just go ahead with it. Now, Nick Thompson has a caravan down by the river at Whaley. Had it for years, used to do quite a bit of fishing until rheumatism got him. He lets it when he’s in the mood and it’s in a pretty remote place, I can tell you. It’s thick with bugs, beetles, flies and whatnot down there, so the prospect of all that would keep the little darling happy.
‘I’d been down to check over the caravan. It smelled a bit stale and mouldy so I’d aired it and made the bed up nice and comfy. Then I just went around in a dream, slapping on the old date stamp, and waiting for his return.
‘I picked him up at the station. He was standing by a mountain of assorted boxes with mysterious bug-type labels and his glasses had never looked thicker. I could have eaten him. I felt like placing him tenderly into one of his specimen jars and just gazing at him.
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‘I don’t think he noticed when I told him of the trip I planned for the weekend, as he was watching a spider at the time and just kept on nodding, so I told him I’d pick him up on Thursday evening. His mother didn’t even realize he was going away for the weekend, she was chattering on about the church fête and pouring endless cups of tea or coffee.
‘Believe it or not, the great day came. The weather was wonderful. The river was shimmering and alive with flies. The scene was set for a heavenly weekend. Little darling was a bit preoccupied as we drove down there. The string had worked loose on one of his boxes. In fact he nearly dropped it when he got out of the van. I leaped forward and grabbed it for him. Well, I grabbed the box, and then, quite instinctively, I grabbed him. It seemed the right thing to do, to carry the beloved aloft, over the threshold of our bedchamber in the traditional way. In a great surge of emotion I swept him up in my arms and mounted the steps of the caravan.
‘We were on the top step when they gave way. Just a loud sharp noise. CRACK. That was the step. Followed by another loud sharp noise. CRACK. That was my leg.
‘Oh God! I hope I’m mobile by the time he comes back again.’
Fog
London, 1953
One experience never to be forgotten about life in London during the 1940s and 50s was the fog. Not the pale mist that crept around the trees at dawn in a wild garden, but a menacing vapour of darkness that smelled of soot and obscured anything beyond the tip of your nose.
At that time, no one I knew had central heating and we all piled coal merrily on the fire. My coal was kept in a cupboard halfway up the house. It would arrive in sacks on a cart drawn by a great horse, then was hauled up the stairs by a giant of a man and dumped onto the floor. It took a while for the dust to settle. But the coal was of excellent quality and shone like diamonds.
We saved the tea leaves to dampen down the fire when we went to bed. When my son was born, the midwife stoked up the fire, rolled up the afterbirth