10 Pretty Cool Little Horror Stories
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While working for the State of New Jersey, a civil servant with a troubled past discovers an ancient Egyptian terror is stalking the streets of Trenton. With no one to believe him, he must confront the vicious apparition all on his own.
Giant frogs, hopping mad, and with an insatiable appetite for human flesh, wreak havoc in a lakesi
Daniel J. Kaminski
Retired, married to Vicky. Lives in Florida. Three grown children, all married. Lives in Florida, but does not golf, fish, nor own a boat, and rarely goes in the water. Who knows what kind of horrid beasties are lurking out there.
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10 Pretty Cool Little Horror Stories - Daniel J. Kaminski
Ten Pretty Cool
Little Horror Stories
Ten Pretty Cool
Little Horror Stories
Daniel J. Kaminski
Ten Pretty Cool Little Horror Stories
All Rights Reserved © 2020 by Daniel J. Kaminski
No part of this book may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means: graphic electronic or mechanical—including photocopying, recording, taping—or by any information storage retrieval system without permission in writing from the publisher.
Cover art and design by Jennifer French
For two of the true masters of the short story, Edgar Allen Poe and Ray Bradbury, whose imagination, style, and instruction were the inspiration for this book of stories.
Table of Contents
Foreword . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 9
The Pharaoh of Trenton . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 13
Their Turn . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 45
Route 301 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 53
The Merry-Go-Round . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 75
Frankenfrogs . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 93
Last Stop Tavern and Grill . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 117
Homo Lycosidae . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 135
Avon’s Sea Ghost . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 155
Drinking in the Desert: A Story of the Saguaro . . . 181
Le Cinamaste Fantastique . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 197
Normal is an illusion. What is normal to the spider is chaos to the fly.
Charles Addams
Most grownups don’t want to see or accept such things. But kids know they really do happen.
Teddy, from the story, The Merry-Go-Round
Foreword
There are many who consider Edgar Allen Poe to be the master of the short story. With an easy online search, you can find Poe’s rules on writing. One of those rules has to do with length, namely, that a story should be able to be read in one sitting. His classic, The Tell-Tale Heart, is considered by numerous literary critics to be the perfect short story. That perfect story is less than 20 paragraphs long. Depending upon the medium from which you read the tale, and the size of the print, that amounts to only three or four pages of brilliant, gothic horror.
I’ve followed Poe’s advice here. This is a book of short stories. Not only can a tale that I present to you in this collection be read in one sitting; if you like them, the entire collection may be read in one sitting, depending upon whether you have the time on a particular day to knock them all out, or you’d rather binge-watch something on Netflix that day instead. I like to think of these stories as meat and potatoes writing, with a metaphor thrown in here, and some foreshadowing there—serving as garnishes displayed around the plate to give this meal of prose some color, and make it more palatable to you.
Additionally, I’ve included a brief introduction to each tale. A common question that is posed to writers is where do you get the ideas for the stories that you write? It’s a fair question, but the answer may not be so clear. They might stem from a real-life experience, or perhaps they came from a weird dream that was brought on by eating a bad dinner—like one that included a big bowl of kale. I think the answer mostly comes down to this: writers have to look at people and places, animals, the air, land, and sea, and life in general, in a different way than it appears on the surface. Here’s an example: You’ve heard it said that the optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. But what if you look at the glass and instead see a microscopic civilization in widespread panic over the evaporation of their atmosphere? Their politicians, social scientists, clergy, and engineers are scrambling to find an escape from their pending apocalypse.
There are shades of Dr. Seuss’s Horton Hears a Who in the above example, except we’re talking about a water world instead of life on a dust speck. That’s also where stories might come from—the author’s take on a theme or subject that’s previously been covered by someone else. After all, how many vampire novels and short stories have been written since Dracula? I’ve even got one such story in this collection. By the way, Dracula wasn’t even the first vampire story. There were several published before Bram Stoker’s famous novel.
Each of the introductions includes where the idea for the story came from. I think the introductions are accurate in that regard. Then again, all of the stories may have just been a product of that dreadful bowl of kale.
Okay, so let’s get started. Thank you, dear reader, for taking a little time out of your busy day to read these little stories. Glad to see that you opted to join me instead of watching Netflix this evening. Find a nice, cozy place to recline and settle in. Open your mind and let your imagination wander. Don’t worry about those strange sounds you may hear from outside in the fog-shrouded night, or that may be coming from that forgotten, shadowy corner of your bedroom closet, or from the darkness directly beneath your bed. It’s probably just the howling of the wind, or a creaking floorboard. Well, then again, maybe it is something else. But just pull the covers around you a little closer for protection, and keep the lights on for a little while longer. Always keep in mind that the dawn is coming. You just have to make it through the darkness first.
This story came to me while I was employed in my illustrious career as a civil servant for the State of New Jersey. Contrary to what this fictional tale may intimate, my co-workers and I actually did do our jobs, and didn’t spend all our taxpayer-funded work hours looking out the windows and playing Solitaire on our desktops—at least not all of the time. The character of the Pharaoh was based on a real guy who used to work at the parking lot across the street from our building. For all I know, he might still be wandering around there today—haunting the City of Trenton. On an actual historical note, I make reference to the Rodney King verdict in Los Angeles in 1992. At about 2:00 that day, our Director came to everyone’s cubicle and told us to shut down and go home. The authorities feared there might be rioting in Trenton in protest of the verdict and wanted people out of town. Our parking lot was three-blocks from the building. Although no riots did occur in Trenton over the verdict, my walk to the parking lot that afternoon was the most eerily quiet, ominous 10 minutes that I ever spent in 28 plus years of working in that City. You’ve heard it said that truth is stranger than fiction. Sometimes it’s also scarier than fiction.
THE PHARAOH OF TRENTON
Well, there I was, sitting in the Detectives Squad Room of the City of Trenton Police Department. Yes, they had found me leaning over the guy with blood all over my clothes and a bloody knife in my hands; but seriously, I did not kill him. Obviously, they didn’t believe me. In my bewildered state, I'd waived my right to refuse to answer questions without an attorney there.
I told the cops, "It was his hair. That's how I originally came to give him the nickname. He had this afro . . . You probably saw his hairdo when you found his body lying there. Did any of you guys ever see the movie, The Ten Commandments?"
I knew it sounded like nervous rambling to them, but I was actually going somewhere with this. Anyway, Yul Brynner is in the movie. He plays Ramses, the Pharaoh. I think it was Ramses... it definitely wasn't Cheops. No, that was a guy I knew in high school who looked like a mummy, you know, so we called him Cheops—it sounded like a funny nickname at the time.
None of them even forced a chuckle—especially not the one asking me the questions. He was all stone-like. I think he was the first detective at the scene. Look, Mallory, we found you right there. You had the damned knife in your hand. How can you tell us that you didn’t do it? Now, I want to know why you did it.
Officer, I mean, Detective, I know how it looks, but honestly, I didn’t kill the man.
Exasperated, he got up from his chair, and went over to pour himself a cup of what looked like mud from the ancient coffee maker, and then came back and stood over me, glancing up and down at my blood-splattered clothes. I thought he was going to offer me a cup, but then I realized differently. Not that I would’ve accepted it anyway. The stuff looked like something that had spilled out from a refinery.
Mallory, is there a point you're trying to make about this guy's nickname?
Well, you asked me why,
I said, clearing my throat.
"So why don't you tell us the reason then and cut out all the crap about the Ten Commandments movie."
I looked around the room at the faces staring at me. I could tell that, in their minds, I wasn’t innocent until proven otherwise, I was already guilty. It was strange. I felt a sense of dread, but not about being held for homicide. It was for some other reason that I couldn’t quite figure out.
It wasn't Brynner's hairdo, you see. Everyone knows he's bald. But he was wearing this headdress that kind of hung down just above his shoulders and fanned out in ripples at the back of his head. Well, this black guy who worked across the street didn't have any headdress, but his hair was thick and combed down just above his shoulders, and it fanned out to the sides. It reminded me of Ramses' headdress blowing in the wind off the Nile. So, I nicknamed him the ‘Pharaoh.’ I didn't know at the time that I was right on target with the nickname
The cold stares continued. Since I’m white and the guy I killed was black, they all probably thought that this thing was racially motivated—especially the large, black, cop with the hateful eyes who was standing at the back of the room. To him, I was probably no better than some Klansman, but wearing a shirt and tie, instead of the pointy-headed ghost costume.
He was Officer Baxter, and he addressed the detective who was questioning me, Excuse me, Detective Puleio?
Detective Puleio turned away from me to look back at the uniformed cop, Yeah, Baxter, what is it?
"This son of a—excuse me, this suspect, Mr. Mallory, has a previous history with us."
Oh? And what is that?
I’ve been on the force for a while, and I researched and remembered this guy. Back in ’92, after the King verdict in L.A. was announced, he was accused of assault and battery on an African-American man who was downtown peacefully protesting the verdict.
"He wasn’t exactly peacefully protesting!" I cut in.
Detective Puleio turned and shot back at me, Mr. Mallory, quiet, please, I want to hear this!
He turned back to Officer Baxter, Okay, go on.
Baxter continued, "Well, the charges were eventually dropped because the D.A.’s office found insufficient evidence and figured we would lose at trial. He then turned those hateful eyes back at me again.
That’s why this guy was still able to keep his job with the State."
I stared at Officer Baxter and said, There’s more to it, than what you’re saying.
Detective Puleio turned back to me and held up his hand for silence. For now, why don’t you just tell us all about what happened today?
It was more a command than a request. He forced down another sip of the sludge from his coffee cup and sat in a chair. I avoided Officer Baxter’s eyes as I looked around the room. I figured I’d better oblige Detective Puleio. No more nervous jokes about Cheops.
I'm a civil servant working for the State of New Jersey in Trenton. At least I was until this past week. Now, I don't think there's a union in the world that would represent me at a hearing to get my job back—no, not this time—even though I didn’t kill the guy.
I worked in a position that the State deemed was necessary and worthy enough to spend New Jersey taxpayer dollars on to pay for my salary and benefits. It was nice to have the job. However, despite it being nice to have the job, I cannot with a straight face say that reviewing tax abatement applications from municipal governments to determine if an area is blighted and in need of rehabilitation is fabulously exciting work.
That being the case, one of the favorite ways to pass the time with my co-workers, at least those who would still associate with me after the incident that Officer Baxter referred to, was to look out the windows at the street below and the activity there. The commercial parking lot across from us is ten bucks for the entire day, not cheap for some of the salaries in this city. But if you buy a cup of coffee from one of the local merchants, you can get your ticket stamped for two hours of free parking. Maybe that's why the lot is so popular. It certainly seemed to keep the Pharaoh busy.
He was an attendant who handed out tickets when you entered the lot and collected your money when you exited. He wore these tortoise-shell shades, a green khaki uniform, and would comb his hair back, as I mentioned before. From the second-floor window, there didn’t seem to be anything drastically unusual about him. However, one of my co-workers who occasionally parked there said that he was a real creep, and that he once gave her a hard time about how much money she owed.
About a week or so ago, I was standing at the window alone watching the lot, when I noticed that he put the cones out in front of the entrance—clearly a message that there were no more available spaces. Then he moved them to let certain customers enter. There must have been some spaces available. Why the favoritism?
Observing closer, it seemed that he lingered somewhat longer with these customers as they entered. He also seemed to be handing something over to them. Drugs? I couldn't tell. It didn't look as if any money was being exchanged. He didn't favor any one particular group. They were black, white, dressed professionally, or in blue-collar clothes.
There was something fishy about it. I thought that taking a closer look might be a fun way to extend my lunch hour by a few more minutes. It would make for good conversation around the office if anyone actually wanted to engage me in some.
The day after seeing this, two of my co-workers and I went for a walk after we finished our lunches. They sat in cubicles that were adjacent to mine. Because of what had happened back in ’92, I wasn’t the most popular guy in our building, especially among our co-workers who weren’t the same skin color as me. Arnie and Sam were two of the few exceptions who would still talk to me, and who would let me tag along on walks at lunchtime. Maybe they were giving me the benefit of the doubt because the charges against me had been dropped? Or, maybe it was just because sitting so close together and not talking would be awkward? I don’t know. Whatever their reasons for including me, I was grateful.
Heading back to our office, I spotted the Pharaoh talking to a guy who, I assumed, had just parked his car in the lot. My curiosity at the window from the day before returned when I saw the Pharaoh press some piece of paper into the man's open palm.
Arnie and Sam were ready to cross the street to our building when I told them that I was kind of interested in what was going on at the parking lot booth. They both glanced at me rather apprehensively. I’m sure they were thinking about my past incident. Arnie suggested