Playing the Field, even to meet the teachers
I’VE had the pleasure of the gracious and diverting company of the actress Shirley Anne Field.
The secret smile still playing at the corners of her mouth is testament to the relish she takes in the twists and turns of her fascinating life.
If only I’d known that she showed up to her daughter’s parents evenings in white patent thigh-high boots and discussed her boyfriends’ sexual performance in mind-boggling detail
I wouldn’t have wasted time discussing politics and the weather.
I’d have got straight down to brass tacks instead.