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Double Indemnity (1944)
Edward G. Robinson: Barton Keyes
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[last lines]
Walter Neff : Know why you couldn't figure this one, Keyes? I'll tell ya. 'Cause the guy you were looking for was too close. Right across the desk from ya.
Barton Keyes : Closer than that, Walter.
Walter Neff : I love you, too.
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[Norton, Keyes's boss, has just tried, unsuccessfully, to convince a client that her husband's death was a suicide]
Barton Keyes : You know, you, uh, oughta take a look at the statistics on suicide some time. You might learn a little something about the insurance business.
Edward S. Norton : Mister Keyes, I was RAISED in the insurance business.
Barton Keyes : Yeah, in the front office. Come now, you've never read an actuarial table in your life, have you? Why they've got ten volumes on suicide alone. Suicide by race, by color, by occupation, by sex, by seasons of the year, by time of day. Suicide, how committed: by poison, by firearms, by drowning, by leaps. Suicide by poison, subdivided by *types* of poison, such as corrosive, irritant, systemic, gaseous, narcotic, alkaloid, protein, and so forth; suicide by leaps, subdivided by leaps from high places, under the wheels of trains, under the wheels of trucks, under the feet of horses, from *steamboats*. But, Mr. Norton, of all the cases on record, there's not one single case of suicide by leap from the rear end of a moving train. And you know how fast that train was going at the point where the body was found? Fifteen miles an hour. Now how can anybody jump off a slow-moving train like that with any kind of expectation that he would kill himself? No. No soap, Mr. Norton. We're sunk, and we'll have to pay through the nose, and you know it.
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Barton Keyes : Eh? There it is, Walter. It's beginning to come apart at the seams already. Murder's never perfect. Always comes apart sooner or later, and when two people are involved it's usually sooner. Now we know the Dietrichson dame is in it *and* a somebody else. Pretty soon, we'll know who that somebody else is. He'll show. He's got to show. Sometime, somewhere, they've got to meet. Their emotions are all kicked up. Whether it's love or hate doesn't matter; they can't keep away from each other. They may think it's twice as safe because there's two of them,
Barton Keyes : [chuckles]
Barton Keyes : but it isn't twice as safe. It's ten times twice as dangerous. They've committed a *murder*! And it's not like taking a trolley ride together where they can get off at different stops. They're stuck with each other and they got to ride all the way to the end of the line and it's a one-way trip and the last stop is the cemetery. She put in her claim... I'm gonna throw it right back at her.
[Walter hands Keyes a light]
Barton Keyes : Let her sue us if she dares. I'll be ready for her *and* that somebody else. They'll be digging their own graves.
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Edward S. Norton : That witness from the train, what was his name?
Barton Keyes : His name was Jackson. Probably still is.
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Barton Keyes : I picked you for the job, not because I think you're so darn smart, but because I thought you were a shade less dumb than the rest of the outfit. Guess I was wrong. You're not smarter, Walter... you're just a little taller.
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Barton Keyes : Have you made up your mind?
Jackson : Mr. Keyes, I'm a Medford man - Medford, Oregon. Up in Medford, we take our time making up our minds.
Barton Keyes : Well, we're not in Medford now, we're in a hurry.
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Jackson : Tonight? Tomorrow morning would suit me better.
[Smiles]
Jackson : There's a very good osteopath in town I'd like to see before I leave.
Barton Keyes : Osteopath. Well, just don't put her on the expense account.
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Barton Keyes : Now that's enough out of you, Walter. Now get outta here before I throw my desk at you.
[looks in his pocket for a match]
Walter Neff : [takes a match of his own and lights Keyes' cigar] I love you, too.
[voiceover]
Walter Neff : I really did, too, you old crab. Always yelling your head off, always sore at everybody. You never fooled me with your song and dance, not for a second. I kinda always knew that behind all the cigar ashes on your vest was a heart as big as a house.
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Barton Keyes : Now look, Walter. A guy takes out an accident policy that's worth $100,000 if he's killed on the train. Then, two weeks later, he *is* killed on the train. And, not from the train accident, mind you, but falling off some silly observation car. You know what the mathematical probability of that is? One out of, oh, I don't know how many billions. And after that, the broken leg. No, it just, it just can't be the way it looks. Something has been worked on us!
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Barton Keyes : Just came from Norton's office. Semiannual sales records are out. You're high man, Walter. That's twice in a row. Congratulations.
Walter Neff : Thanks. How'd you like a cheap drink?
Barton Keyes : How'd you like a $50 cut in salary?
Walter Neff : Do I laugh now or wait til it gets funny?
Barton Keyes : I'm serious. I've just been talking to Norton. Too much stuff piling up on my desk. Too much pressure on my nerves. I spend half the night walking up and down on my bed. I've got to have an assistant and I thought of you.
Walter Neff : Me? Why pick on me?
Barton Keyes : 'Cause I've got a crazy idea you might be good at the job.
Walter Neff : That's crazy all right. I'm a salesman.
Barton Keyes : Yeah, peddlar. Glad-handler. Back-slapper. You're too good to be a salesman.
Walter Neff : Nobody's too good to be a salesman.
Barton Keyes : Phooey. All you guys do is ring a doorbell and hand out a smooth line of monkey dough. What's troubling you is that fifty buck cut, isn't it?
Walter Neff : That'd trouble anybody.
Barton Keyes : Look Walter, the job I'm talking about takes brains and integrity. It takes more guts than there is in 50 salesmen. It's the hardest job in the business.
Walter Neff : Yeah, but it's still a desk job. I don't want to be nailed to a desk.
Barton Keyes : Desk job? Is that all you can see in it? Just a hard chair to park your pants on from 9 to 5? Just a pile of papers to shuffle around and 5 sharp pencils and a scratchpad to make figures on? Maybe a little doodling on the side? Well that's not the way I look at it, Walter. To me, a claims man is a surgeon. That desk is an operating table and those pencils are scalpels and bone-chisels. And those papers are not just forms and statistics and claims for compensation. They're alive. They're packed with drama, with twisted hopes and crooked dreams. A claims man, Walter, is a, is a doctor and a bloodhound and a
[phone rings. Keyes answers]
Barton Keyes : Who? Okay, hold on a minute. A claims man is a doctor and a bloodhound and a cop and a judge and a jury and a father confessor all in one. And you want to tell me you're not interested. You don't want to work with your brains. All you want to do is work with your finger on the doorbell for a few bucks more a week. There's a dame on your phone.
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Barton Keyes : What's the matter? Dames chasing you again? Or still? Or is it none of my business?
Walter Neff : If I told you it was a customer, you'd...
Barton Keyes : "Margie"! I bet she drinks from the bottle.
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Barton Keyes : Well, I get darn sick of tryin' to pick up after a gang of fast-talking salesmen dumb enough to sell life insurance to a guy who sleeps in the same bed with four rattlesnakes.
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Barton Keyes : Walter, you're all washed up.
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Barton Keyes : This Dietrichson business. It's murder. And murders don't come any neater. As fancy a piece of homicide as anyone ever ran into. Smart, tricky, almost perfect. But... I think papa has it all figured out. Figured out and wrapped up in tissue paper with... pink ribbons on it.
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Walter Neff : Hello, Keyes. You're up pretty early, aren't you? I always wondered what time you got down to the office. Or did that little man of yours pull you out of bed?
Barton Keyes : The janitor did. Seems you leaked a little blood on the way in here.
Walter Neff : Yeah, wouldn't be surprised. I wanted to straighten you out on that Dietrichson case.
Barton Keyes : So I gather.
Walter Neff : How long you been standing there?
Barton Keyes : Long enough.
Walter Neff : Kind of a crazy story with a crazy twist to it. One you didn't quite figure out.
Barton Keyes : You can't figure them all, Walter.
Walter Neff : That's right. I guess you can't at that. Now I suppose I get the big speech. The one with all the two dollar words in it. Let's have it, Keyes.
Barton Keyes : Walter, you're all washed up.
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Jackson : These are fine cigars you smoke.
Barton Keyes : Two for a quarter.
Jackson : That's what I said.
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Walter Neff : What do the police figure?
Barton Keyes : That he got tangled up in his crutches and fell off the train. They're satisfied. It's not their dough.
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Walter Neff : Hello Keyes, what's on your mind?
Barton Keyes : [troubled] That broken leg. The guy had a broken leg.
Walter Neff : What are you talking about?
Barton Keyes : I'm talking about Dietrichson. He had accident insurance, didn't he?
Walter Neff : Yeah.
Barton Keyes : Then he broke his leg, didn't he?
Walter Neff : So what?
Barton Keyes : And he didn't put in a claim. Why didn't he put in a claim? Why!
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Barton Keyes : Every month, hundreds of claims come to this desk. Some of them are phonies, and I know which ones. How do I know? Because my little man tells me.
Sam Gorlopis : What "little man"?
Barton Keyes : The little man in here. Every time one of these phonies comes along, it ties knots in my stomach; I can't eat! Yours is one of them Gorlupis - that's how I knew your claim was crooked. So what did I do? I send a tow car over to your garage this afternoon. And they jacked up that burned out truck of yours, And what did they find? They found what was left of a neat pile of shavings.
Sam Gorlopis : What shavings?
Barton Keyes : The ones you soaked with kerosene and dropped the match on!
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Walter Neff : [as Keyes fumbles for a non-existent match] They give you matches when you buy cigars. All you have to do is ask for them.
Barton Keyes : Don't like 'em. They always explode in my pocket. So long, Walter.
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Barton Keyes : Walter, I've been living with this little man for 26 years. He's never failed me yet. There's got to be something wrong!
Walter Neff : Well, maybe Norton was right. Maybe it was suicide.
Barton Keyes : No, not suicide. But not an accident either.
Walter Neff : What else?
Barton Keyes : Now look, Walter, a guy takes out an accident policy that's worth a hundred thousand dollars if he's killed on the train. Then two weeks later he *is* killed on the train. And not in some train accident, but falling off a platform in some silly observation car. You know what the mathematical probability of that is? One out of I don't know how many billions. And after that the broken leg. No, it just cant be the way it looks. Something has been worked on us!
Walter Neff : Such as what? Murder?
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Barton Keyes : Walter, I had dinner 2 hours ago and it stuck halfway.
Walter Neff : That little man of yours is acting up again, eh?
Barton Keyes : There's something wrong with the Dietrichson case.
Walter Neff : Why? Because he didn't file a claim? Maybe he just didn't have time.
Barton Keyes : Maybe he just didn't know that he was insured.
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Barton Keyes : Nice going, Mr. Norton, you sure carried that ball. Only you fumbled on the goal line, then you heaved an illegal forward pass and got thrown for a 40-yard loss. Now you can't pick yourself up because you haven't got a leg to stand on.
Edward S. Norton : Why haven't we? She can go to court and we can prove it was suicide!
Barton Keyes : Can we? Mr. Norton, the first thing that struck me was that suicide angle. Only I dumped it into the waste paper basket just 3 seconds later. You know, you ought to take a look at the statistics on suicide sometime. You might learn a little something about the insurance business.
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Walter Neff : Murder?
Barton Keyes : Don't you have any peppermint or something?