Alice in Wonderland (1951)
Jerry Colonna: March Hare
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Quotes
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Mad Hatter : Would you like a little more tea?
Alice : Well, I haven't had any yet, so I can't very well take more.
March Hare : Ah, you mean you can't very well take less.
Mad Hatter : Yes. You can always take more than nothing.
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[after they have restrained the Dormouse]
Mad Hatter : Ah thank goodness! Those are the things that upset me!
March Hare : See all the trouble you started?
Alice : But I didn't think...
March Hare : Ah, that's just it. If you don't think, then you shouldn't talk.
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Mad Hatter : Why is a raven like a writing desk?
Alice : Riddles? Now let me see... why is a raven like a writing desk?
Mad Hatter : I beg your pardon?
Alice : Why is a raven like a writing desk?
Mad Hatter : [alarmed] Why is a what?
March Hare : Careful, she's stark ravin' mad!
Alice : But it's your silly riddle. You just said...
Mad Hatter : Easy, don't get excited!
March Hare : How about a nice cup of tea?
Alice : "Have a cup of tea," indeed! Well I'm sorry, but I just haven't the time!
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King of Hearts : What do you know about this unfortunate affair?
March Hare : Nothing.
Queen of Hearts : Nothing whatever?
March Hare : Nothing whatever!
Queen of Hearts : THAT'S VERY IMPORTANT! Jury, write that down!
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Alice : I'm sorry I interrupted your birthday party. Thank you.
March Hare : Birthday? My dear child, this is NOT a birthday party.
Mad Hatter : Of course not. This is an unbirthday party.
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March Hare : I have an excellent idea, LET'S CHANGE THE SUBJECT!
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March Hare : There's only one way to stop a MAD WATCH.
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Alice : I was sitting on the riverbank with uh... with you know who...
Mad Hatter : I DO?
[chuckles]
Alice : I mean my C-A-T.
Mad Hatter : Teeeea?
March Hare : [slices a tea cup in half] Just half a cup, if you don't mind.
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Alice : Well, it all started when I was sitting on the river bank with Dinah.
March Hare : Very interesting - Who's Dinah?
[Pants lasciviously]
Alice : Oh, Dinah's my cat. You see...
Dormouse : Cat? CAT!
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March Hare : Start at the beginning.
Mad Hatter : Yes, yes. And when you come to the end...
[chuckles]
Mad Hatter : STOP. See?
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Alice : [turning down an offer for a cup of tea] I'm sorry, but I just haven't the time!
March Hare : The time! The time! Who's got the time?
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Mad Hatter : What's the matter my dear, don't you care for tea?
Alice : Why, yes. I'm very fond of tea.
March Hare : If you don't care for tea, you could at least make polite conversation!
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Alice : Unbirthday? I'm sorry, but I don't quite understand.
March Hare : It's very simple. Now, thirty days has Septem -No. wait... An unbirthday, if you have a birthday, then you -
[laughs]
March Hare : She doesn't know what an unbirthday is.