Celebrity (1998)
Kenneth Branagh: Lee Simon
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Quotes
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Lee Simon : You are the most beautiful creature I've ever seen. I mean, every curve in your body fulfills its promise. If the universe has any meaning at all, I'm looking at it.
Supermodel : You're so sweet.
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Nicole Oliver : I mean, I could never have intercourse with anyone other than Phil. My body belongs to my husband.
Lee Simon : Listen, I understand and, you know, I - I...
Nicole Oliver : What I do from the neck up, that's a different story.
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Lee Simon : One minute you're in the lunchroom at Glenwood High and you f***ing blink and you're 40, you blink again and you can see movies at half price on a senior citizen's pass. Ask not for whom the bell tolls, or to put it more accurately, ask not for whom the toilet flushes.
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Supermodel : I'm polymorphously perverse. It's not a flaw, it's just a weakness.
Lee Simon : Polymorphously perverse? Meaning?
Supermodel : Meaning every part of my body is - gives me sexual pleasure.
Lee Simon : Meaning?
Supermodel : Meaning every part of me give me erotic pleasure.
Lee Simon : And how - sensitive does that make you?
Supermodel : Well, if you touch my thighs, my hands, my neck, my kneecaps, I - I'm orgasmic.
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Lee Simon : And you're, you're perfect. Do you have ANY flaws? I'm agog... with...
Supermodel : Physically?
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Supermodel : You're not afraid of catching germs? And you know, I'm coming down with a cold and everything...
Lee Simon : From you I'd be willing to catch terminal cancer.
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Lee Simon : Just in time. Another minute, I'd have been found dead of comedy poisoning...
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Lee Simon : I'm awash in self-contempt!
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Nicole Oliver : I had this whole wall here plastered with movie star photos. Yeah, and I would dream about being in a movie with Warren Beatty.
Lee Simon : What a nice dream.
Nicole Oliver : Yeah. And I remember I used to lay on my bed, naked, and watch my body develop.
Lee Simon : Naked.
Nicole Oliver : And I would *pray* that my breasts and my legs would be beautiful so that I could be an actress.
Lee Simon : You know, you got a very erotic figure reclining like that. I have to say that.
Nicole Oliver : Well, fortunately I did mature quickly.
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Bill Gaines : I'm Nicole's press agent.
Lee Simon : Okay.
Bill Gaines : Look, if you could, let's, you know, not draw on the bulimia.
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Lee Simon : Film is where it's at. I mean, who reads books any more? Anyhow, not young kids. They're into cinema.
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Philip Datloff : V.J. Rajnipal called. You know, a great writer. He just gave us a fabulous manuscript on the exact same subject.
Lee Simon : Really? The same subject?
Philip Datloff : A society where every single member is famous. There are no uncelebrated people.