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Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002)
Seth Green: Scott Evil
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Quotes
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Scott Evil : [to Dr. Evil] I hate you.
[to Austin]
Scott Evil : I hate you.
[to Foxxy]
Scott Evil : I don't even know you but I hate you too.
[to Mini-Me]
Scott Evil : And I ESPECIALLY hate you.
[to everyone]
Scott Evil : You'll pay. YOU'LL ALL PAY!
[Scott runs away]
Dr. Evil : I'd just like to point out that no one else in my gene pool runs like a girl.
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Dr. Evil : Are those sharks with laser beams attached to their heads?
Scott Evil : [nods]
Dr. Evil : Cool! You mean that I actually have frickin' sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their frickin' heads?
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Dr. Evil : Our early attempts at a tractor beam went through several preparations. Preparations A through G were a complete failure. But now, ladies and gentlemen, we finally have a working tractor beam, which we shall call... Preparation H.
[Scott snickers]
Dr. Evil : What?
Scott Evil : Why don't you just call it operation ass-cream, you ass.
Dr. Evil : I'm sorry, did you say you want some ice cream?
Scott Evil : Yes, I'd love some chocolate ass-cream.
Dr. Evil : Perhaps later.
Number 2 : Dr. Evil, I love your plan.
Dr. Evil : You do?
Frau Farbissina : Yah. It's a really good plan.
Dr. Evil : Yes Frau, on the whole Preparation H feels good.
[Scott resumes snickering]
Dr. Evil : What is it now?
Scott Evil : No, I totally agree with you. Preparation H does feel good... on the hole.
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Number 2 : Dr. Evil, can you continue with your plan?
Dr. Evil : Of course, Number 2, our plan is SCOTTY DON'T.
Scott Evil : Oh, come on, you're such a lame ass.
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[last lines]
Scott Evil : I'm going to get you, Austin Powers!