- [Scooter sneezes his puppet off his hand]
- Kermit: YAAIII! HE SNEEZED HIS FACE OFF!
- Scooter: What? Oh, no! This is awful! Somebody do something! Quick!
- [the "Please Stand By" message appears]
- Rowlf: No problem. Ahem, and now back to the dopey adventures of Piggy the Pooch.
- Piggy: THAT'S POOH!
- Rowlf: WHATEVER!
- [Rowlf, Fozzie, and Bean watch their paper cut-outs move around]
- Rowlf: Far out!
- Bean Bunny: Far up!
- Fozzie: I'll say!
- Gonzo: Piggy, my dear.
- Piggy: Watch it.
- Gonzo: Uh, sorry. Gonzee's Playhouse is proud to be the first and greatest show on the all new, all kids channel!
- Babies: The what?
- Gonzo: The TV channel where all the shows are made by kids.
- Piggy: That's silly.
- Gonzo: For kids!
- Piggy: Dumb.
- Gonzo: And starring kids!
- Piggy: Starring? As in moi? Ooh, this is a great idea, Gonzo! Where do I sign up?
- Skeeter: Oh, brother. I was afraid of this.
- Bean Bunny: [narrating] Here we go. Ahem. One specially sunny morning, Winnie the Pig...
- Piggy: That's Piggy the Pooh.
- Piggy: Oh, me, oh, my. I'm so hungry, I could eat my house.
- Bean Bunny: [narrating] But first, she had to do her Pooh plumpness exercises.
- Piggy: My what?
- Bean Bunny: Plumpness exercises. 10 tiny toe-touches, 15 little leg lifts.
- Piggy: You don't say.
- [walks to Bean as he continues]
- Bean Bunny: 12 pushy push-ups, 4 chinny chin-ups.
- Piggy: Wait, wait, wait, wait. Let me see that.
- [takes the book and looks at the words]
- Piggy: Oh, here's the problem.
- [flips the pages]
- Piggy: Let's just skip ahead to the eating part, shall we?
- Bean Bunny: [continues narrating] That sunny morning, Porky the Pig...
- Piggy: That's Piggy the Pooh.
- Bean Bunny: Right. Had a scrumptious sort of wild craving for...
- Piggy: Chocolate pudding, I bet!
- Bean Bunny: No. Honey.
- Piggy: What? Excuse me.
- [walks over to Bean]
- Piggy: Um, Bean, did you just call me "honey"?
- Bean Bunny: Uh, gee, I hope not.
- [Bean appears as Eeyore the donkey]
- Bean Bunny: Hello.
- Piggy: Um, who are you?
- Bean Bunny: Eyesore.
- Piggy: I'll say.
- Bean Bunny: And this is my incredibly depressing place.
- Piggy: No kidding. Um, listen, Eyesore, I was wondering if perhaps you know where I might find some honey.
- Bean Bunny: Well, if there was any honey, which there's probably not, I'd say it's over that way, which it probably isn't, unless I'm wrong, which I probably am. So, no.
- Piggy: Boy, lighten up, will ya, Eyesore.
- Bean Bunny: Sorry. I didn't mean to depress you, which I probably did. I just...
- [Piggy covers his mouth]
- Piggy: Let it go.
- [Bean appears as Tigger]
- Bean Bunny: Hi. I'm your best friend, Beany.
- Piggy: But... But I thought you were the donkey.
- Bean Bunny: I was. Low budget show.
- Piggy: [after locating the pot of honey in a tree] Oh, this is great. Now what am I supposed to do, tiddely goof?
- Bean Bunny: [as a donkey again] Well, the story says that Piggy the Pork chop has to find a way to get up the tree to get the honeypot.
- Piggy: Are you out of your little donkey brain, Eyesore?
- Bean Bunny: That's what it says.