Rio 2 (2014)
Jesse Eisenberg: Blu
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Quotes
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Luiz : You're going to the Amazon? Wow, that's wild!
Blu : Yeah, Jewel thinks it's going to be good for us. Um, how wild?
Luiz : Real wild.
Pedro : They got mosquitoes that suck your blood like Slurpees.
[mimics being squashed]
Nico : Snakes that swallow you whole.
Luiz : Flesh-eating piranhas that eat... flesh.
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Blu : Those are breath mints - not like you need one - but they're good! You eat them!
[a blue macaw eats the whole box of mints and starts choking]
Blu : Oh, no, no, no, no, not the whole box! Get that... out of your... mouth!
[he gets the box of mints out of the blue macaw's throat]
Eduardo : What is this doing here? What's going on?
Additional Voices : We found them flying too close to the humans
Eduardo : What? And who are you?
Blu : Uh...
Eduardo : Uh is not an appropriate answer. I asked you a question. Where did you come from?
Jewel : [lJewel gets defensive against Eduardo] Hey! Back off!
Eduardo : Hey, excuse me young, lady.
Jewel : I can't believe it
Eduardo : How is this?
Jewel : When the loggers came there was fire, and so much smoke.
Eduardo : I had you under my wing and then you were...
Jewel : Gone
Eduardo : I've looked everywhere for for you.
Jewel : I'm here. Daddy!
[lJewel hugs Eduardo]
Blu : Daddy?
Jewel : I missed you
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Jewel : For a bird from Minnesota, you've got some moves.
Blu : Oh, that wasn't a move, that was an accident. But, I accept the compliment.
Jewel : It's great Rafael can watch the kids.
Blu : Yeah! And looks like you're stuck with me, all night.
Jewel : You're my one and only, Blu.
Blu : That's a good thing, since I'm the only other one...
[They press their beaks together as to share a kiss]
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Blu : So minty.
[a bugs comes to bother Blu and he takes his GPS]
Blu : Yes!
Jewel : Hey, sweetie, there you are. What's taking so long? Enough with that GPS, really. The whole tribe 's gathering to watch the sunset. Come on.
Blu : No, no. Hang on. I just found Linda y Tulio's coordinates. They are just on the other side of the groove. Look, they're really close. Yeah. Now, I know your dad doesn't totally trust humans but i'm sure if he met them, he would change his mind. They can help keep this place safe.
Jewel : Yeah, Blu my dad knows what he's doing. And can't you just forget Linda and Tulio for one minute and enjoy a sunset?
Blu : But I thought it was our plan.
Additional Voices : Route guiadance complete
Jewel : You know, maybe some places shouldn't be found, Maybe they should just be left alone
Blu : [Jewel ates a bug] She ate a bug. A BUG!
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Roberto : Wow! You still got moves, Ju-Ju.
Jewel : I'm so exhausted.
Blu : Yeah. We should get some rest. Find a local inn, or a B and B nearby.
Roberto : What is this crazy talk? No, no, no, you guys are staying in my nest. I'm on patrol tonight. Mi casa es su casa.
Jewel : That's really nice, Beto
Blu : Thank you, but we're fine. Besides, our whole family couldn't possibility fit in your bachelor pad.
[Everyone enters Roberto's nest]
Blu : Whoa.
[echoes]
Blu : Real state must very cheap around here.
Jewel : Wow. This is incredible.
Roberto : This old nest? I put together last minute. With my own two wings of course... And my strength. And my brawn.
[drums playing in his chest as he flexes his pecs]
Tiago : Dad, it's huge! It has six bedrooms! I get the big one!
Carla : No! I'm the oldest.
Bia : Only by 3 minutes, 2.5 seconds.
Roberto : I had hoped to one day be blessed with a flock of little Robertos to call my own.
Blu : I bet you did.
Tiago : No way! A bird bath!
[slides down a vine into the water while laughing]
Blu : Tiago, caref... Ah!
[water splashes onto Blu]
Tiago : [Fart-bubbles emerge from beneath Tiago] Jacuzzi.
Roberto : [Roberto chuckles] Blu, let me tell you something. If anything and I mean anything, ever happens to you I will take care of your family. All right, buddy. Sleep well. Good night, Ju-Ju.
Jewel : Good night.
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[repeated line]
Blu : Happy wife... Happy life.
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Jewel : Are you sure you can make the Amazon our home with the heath and the creepy bugs?
Blu : Are you kidding me? I am Mr jungle. Totally wild and very birdly.
[Blu gets scared when he sees a tarantula and runs to be hugged by Jewel]
Blu : [last lines]
Jewel : Maybe we can do summers in Rio.
Blu : You're my one and only, Jewel.
Jewel : [touching his beak with his] Awww!
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Eduardo : [Before swooping onto the loggers] Lead the way, Blu.
Blu : [Overjoyed at his father in law saying his correct name] Ah...! That's my name! Yes... I am Blu!
[Eduardo a-hums him]
Blu : Oh, right... Birds of blue feathers...!
Jewel , Tiago , Carla , Bia , Roberto : [Joined by the entire flock] ... Have to stick sogether!
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Jewel : [On learning her husband is facing the loggers solo] No, daddy, I'm not going with you.
Eduardo : You have to go! I will not put my family in danger!
Jewel : Blu is my family. And I'm not leaving him behind!
Blu : [from off-screen] You don't have to.
Jewel : [Touches her beak with his] Are you okay?
Blu : [Looks to his father in law] Look. Eduardo, I may not be the bird-iest bird in the flock... but for once that's a good thing! You know the jungle... I know humans. And I know that together we can defeat them!
[Carla, Bia and Tiago fly to hug Jewel]
Blu : We can't let them take our home. Sure it's hot and loud and filled with creepy bugs.
[Looks to Carla, Bia and Tiago who are hugging to Jewel]
Blu : But it's ours. Let's fight. Who is with me?
Additional Voices : I'm with you!
[the blue macaw felts down]
Blu : Anybody else?
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Blu : [Stopping a digger by snatching away it's keys] I'll take those!
[the driver tries to snatch them back but falls]
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Jewel : Hey, what happened back there?
Blu : I was trying to be one of the tribe, but I guess I never gonna be "the bird" your dad wants me to be.
Jewel : What?
Blu : I think it's time to go home.
Jewel : We should to talk about this.
Blu : Talk about what?
Jewel : Blu, look around. The kids are thriving. They love being in the jungle. Maybe this place is home.
Blu : Home? How could this be home? I have done everything I can to fit in and help out but no matter what I do, it's wrong. That's not home, Jewel. Maybe for you, not for me.
Jewel : You know that? You need to figure out what you want. And maybe, stop thinking about just yourself and start thinking about us.
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Jewel : [Jewel arrives flying] Hey! Everyone, look what i found. Blu? Kids? Where did everybody?
Blu : Okay, who's ready for some breakfast?
Jewel : Unbelievable.
Bia : [Carla throws the whipped cream on the pancakes] Did you know that these whole wheat pancakes have twice the vitamins and minerals of regular pancakes?
Bia : And with the blueberries, it's four times as tasty.
[Blu flies to the refrigerator and opens the door]
Bia : Hey, where are the blueberries?
Tiago : Oh, Dad! Looking for this?
Blu : [Tiago throws a blueberry and Blu is doing a soccer move] Bring it! It's down to the final minutes, he's got magic in his feet. He shoots, he scores.
Carla : [the blueberry felt in the pancakes] Goal!
Bia : Goal!
Blu : [Blu start to dance celebrating his victory] Oh yeah, I got it, I'm good.
Tiago : Heads up, Dad!
[Tiago throws more blueberries at Blu, causing Blu to hit the frying pan and Tiago to be crushed by a pancake]
Tiago : Awesome!
[Tiago, laughing, sees Jewel]
Tiago : Hi Mom!
Carla : [Jewel arrives on the scene] Busted.
Bia : Time to go.
Blu : [Carla and Bia fly away] Oh, hey, honey! Hey, you hungry?
Jewel : Blu, we talked about this.
Blu : Did we? I don't know, yeah so um, what do you got here?
Jewel : [Jewel shows Blu a brazil nut] Breakfast
Blu : [Blu stinging the nut with his paw] That's... That's funny but seriously what, what is that?
Jewel : It's a Brazil nut, I never thought I'd find one this close to the city. I want to show the kids how to open one.
Tiago : You mean like this?
[Tiago opens a jar of Brazil nuts]
Tiago : Dad already show us.
Carla : [Carla and Bia are changing the channel] Wait. Wait, go back. Mom! Dad! You're on TV.
Newscaster : Doctor Tulio Monteiro the Birdman of Brazil announced an important discovery today.
Tulio : We believe we have encountered a wild blue Spix's Macaw deep in the Amazon Jungle.
Newscaster : The blue Spix's Macaw was thought to be practically extinct with the last remaining family living under protection at Blu Bird Sanctuary in Rio de Janeiro
Carla : We're famous!
Newscaster : If these birds can be found their home will be saved.
Tulio : There may be a whole flock out there and if there is, we will find and protect them.
Linda : Hi, Blu!
Blu : Hi, Linda!
Jewel : We're not the only ones. There are more of us out there.
Blu : Yeah that's great. I'm sure they're...
Jewel : All this time I thought... I thought we were alone.
Blu : Hey, it hasn't been all bad.
Jewel : Of course not. But just imagine if there was a whole flock of us.
[Jewel flies and opens the window]
Jewel : How amazing would that be? We gotta do something.
Blu : We do?
Jewel : Yeah, we have to fly to the Amazon and help Linda and Tulio find them!
Blu : Whoah, we can't just pack up and go.
Jewel : Why not? It's about this family got a little air under our wings
[Jewel flies to the table while turning off the TV, removing the headphones and closing the jar of Brazil nuts]
Jewel : Look at us. iPods, TV, pancakes? We are not people, we're birds! We have to get out into the wild and be birds, Blu. Let the kids connect to their roots. Show them what i had. They need this. We need this. Come on Blu, what do you say?
Blu : I don't know. Maybe.
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Blu : Okay. All clear.
[Blu hears that Jewel is singing a lullaby to their children]
Jewel : Moonbeams and starlight. Magical twilight The warmest ray. Hear it whispering your names? Rainbows at midnight. Sparkling night skies. Don't go away, stay another day.
Tiago : [to his mother after he suddenly sits up following a sung lullaby] Can you sing it again, please?
Jewel : Time for bed now.
[Jewel kissesTiago goodnight and flies to where Blu is]
Jewel : What an amazing day. All this time. I never let myself hope that they were alive. But they are.
[Blu hugs Jewel]
Jewel : We found our family, Blu.
[spoiler]
Jewel : This changes everything.
[Jewel falls asleep]
Blu : Yeah.
[Blu wakes up suddenly]
Blu : What? What's changing? Jewel?
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Tiny : I'm a terrible babysitter!
Tiago : This gonna be aswesome!
Bia : All right, I've done all calculations and each explosion will be perfectly synced to the beat. Unless I didn't carry the one.
Carla : Here's my vision. Red, Blue, Green, Yellow, Yellow! Purple.
Tiago : Here is my vision. Boom! Crash! Bang! Kapow!
[Tiago has the match lit in his paw]
Tiny : I don't think your parents would like this very much.
Tiago : [Tiago has the match in his paw] Here we go
Jewel : [Jewel stops Tiago before he burns Tiny] Where are you going, little bird?
Blu : [Blu takes the match in his paw] Hey, what is this?
Tiago : Oh, Dad!
Blu : Guys, you know the rules. No pyrotechnics without adult supervision.
Bia : We asked Tiny.
Blu : That's even worse. Sorry Tiny
Tiny : You don't have to pay me, Señor Blu.
Blu : Kids, next time ask me.
Carla : But you always say no.
Blu : No, I don't.
Tiago : Dad, you're in denial.
Blu : Okay.
[to Jewel]
Blu : Honey, do I always say no?
Jewel : Yes, I mean no.
Carla : Great. Now Mom's saying it too.
Blu : [Blu throws the match] Listen, we are the last blue Spix's macaws left on the planet. We have to stay safe Birds of blue feathers...!
Tiago , Bia , Carla : [All together] ... Have to stick together!
Carla : I smell chicken.
Blu : [Blu notice that the match is burning his tail] Ah! No, no, no! No, no, no!
[With the fire turn on the fireworks Tiny's]
Bia : By my calculations, that his twenty-seventh no today.
[Blu turns on by accident the fireworks Tiny's]
Tiny : [Blu turns off the fire of his tail] Help!
Blu : [Blu runs to help Tiny] Everybody fly!
Tiago : [the fireworks go off, Jewel and the children fly to the statue of Christ the Redeemer while the fireworks light up and Blu falls and is left next to Jewel and her 3 children] Oh man. How come dad gets all the fun?
Carla : Look! It worked!
Blu : Well, this year is off to a great start
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Eduardo : You did what?
Blu : It was an accident.
Eduardo : An accident?
Jewel : [Jewel arrives on the scene] Hey, what's going on?
Eduardo : Thanks to Drew, here, we could lose our entire side of the groove.
Blu : I was just trying to get a nut. One nut!
Jewel : You don't like even nuts! What's gotten into you, Blu?
Blu : I was getting for you.
Jewel : You were?
Eduardo : Roberto, I want your best birds on this. We are not giving up without a fight.
Roberto : Got it.
Eduardo : You. Stay out of it. You've done enough.
Blu : Wait!
Jewel : Blu, he's right. Maybe you should just let Dad and Roberto handle it.
Blu : You don't think I can do this?
Jewel : No, I just don't know if it's your exact area of expertise.
[Blu looks angrily at Jewel and she has a fake smile formed by her beak]
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Blu : [Blu and Eduardo are flying over the Amazon river] Hey. You are fast. You are really, really fast. I think I pulled a wing or something. You really fast for an old bird.
[Eduardo looks askance to Blu]
Blu : For such a wise bird, is what I meant to say. Wise bird. Which sometimes come with age but also can happen when you're young, like in your case. You could be wise and young, which is kind of a rare combination but thrilling when it happens.
Eduardo : Be quiet.
Blu : Thank you, sir.
Eduardo : It's time to shake that city off you. You need to learn the basics of jungle survval.
Blu : I thought we were going sightseeing.
Eduardo : [laughing] It's training day. Come on!
[Blu lies in a puddle of mud]
Eduardo : The mud is your friend. This is your camouflaged! Feel it. Taste it!
[Blu begins to get muddy and Eduardo throws the mud at him]
Eduardo : If you don't feel it crusty, you're not doing it right!
[Blu begins to roll in sheets covered of mud]
Eduardo : You don't wanna be seen by humans!
[Blu begins to do abs covered of mud]
Eduardo : Come on! You're a macaw or a Turkey?
[Blu begins to fly until he is swallowed by a snake who spits him out after Eduardo places his claws. They tried to eat a Brazil nut but Blu fails when trying to eat it]
Eduardo : Faster. Faster.
[Blu begins to jumping preventing crocodiles from eating him]
Eduardo : Come on! You don't want to be eaten!
[Blu is tied and hanging upside down]
Eduardo : You're alone in the jungle. You get caught in a trap. What do you do?
Blu : If I had my fanny pack...
Eduardo : No! You use your beak.
Blu : My beak.
Eduardo : It's your most important tool.
Blu : Okay, Okay. No, I use my beak.
[Blu tries to cut the vines to free himself]
Blu : Almost
Eduardo : Time's up.
[Eduardo cuts the vines]
Eduardo : You're jaguar meat. Roberto got it on the first try.
Blu : Of course he did.
Eduardo : [Blu and Eduardo continue flying over the Amazon river] Up, up! And hover!
[Blu and Eduardo continue flying over the Amazon river and start hover]
Eduardo : Now, backwards!
Blu : What, backwards? No, only hummingbirds can fly backwards.
Eduardo : [Eduardo is flying backwards showing to Blu how to do it] Backwards
[Blu and Eduardo continue flying over the Amazon river with some pink dolphins for Blu to avoid]
Eduardo : Over! Under! Over! Under! Over! Good Job.
Blu : Thanks.
Eduardo : Not you.
[Eduardo bumps his wing into the dolphin's fin]
Blu : [Blu tries to do the same but the dolphin splashes him] Hi.
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Eduardo : Brazil nut trees. These trees are the key to our way life. The trees feed us. They sustain us. They...
[Eduardo notices that Blu fell asleep]
Eduardo : Wake up!
Blu : I'm up. Nutty Brazil. Brazil nut trees, something. Yeah, got it.
Eduardo : This is important. We have to protect these trees. Our future depends on it.
Felipe : [Felipe comes flying with his flock] Yo, Eddie. Who is your sidekick? You got a nurse now?
Blu : Hi, I'm...
Eduardo : Aren't you boys getting a little bit too close to our side? We have a deal, Felipe.
Felipe : Hey relax. You know we got nothing but mad love for you.
[Felipe retreats flying with his flock]
Felipe : Come on, boys, let's fly. Paint the sky, before they start to cry.
Blu : They seem nice.
Eduardo : They have their side of the groove and we have ours. Food is scare these days.
[Eduardo notices a strange noise and Blu follow him. Hiding they see the loggers]
Eduardo : Never see them this close to the village before.
[Blu looks out to see]
Eduardo : What? Don't let them see you!
Blu : Right, right. Sorry. Maybe we should go find Linda.
Eduardo : What's a Linda?
Blu : Linda is the person that raised me.
Eduardo : What? You're a pet?
Blu : No, it wasn't like that. I was a companion.
Eduardo : You liked it? That explains everything
Blu : Linda is family.
Eduardo : Family? Humans aren't family
Blu : No you don't understand. They're coming to help.
Eduardo : Listen to me. We do not bring humans into the tribe. That's the only reason we're still alive. You cannot be confused about this. Understood?
Blu : Yeah. Got it.
Eduardo : Sightseeing is over.
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Tiago : Amazon! Let's go! Come on, Dad! Come on!
Blu : [Blu is keeping his things in his fanny pack] Okay. Bug spray, check. Water purifier, check. Band-Aids.
[Tiago gets to snoop around his fanny pack]
Blu : I feel like I'm forgetting something.
Tiago : [Tiago takes out a swiss army knife from the fanny pack] Cool! The all in one adventurer's knife! I'll be in charge of this.
Blu : [Blu takes away Tiago the swiss army knife and saves it back in the fanny pack] That's not for you.
Bia : [Bia arrives flying with an interactive book] Hey, Dad, look at this. Did you know that the Amazon has snakes that can swallow you whole?
Blu : Actually, Bia, all those stories are highly exaggerated.
Bia : No, really. Look.
[Bia opens the book with image of a snake, scaring Blu]
Tiago : That's sick.
Jewel : All right, are we ready to go?
[Jewel notices Blu's fanny pack]
Jewel : A fanny pack?
Blu : Yeah. Linda gave it to me. I need it for the GPS. Where's the GPS?
Bia : [Tiago tries to take her book from Bia but she doesn't let him] Hey!
Jewel : Carla, we're leaving.
Carla : I'm not going! It's gonna be lame.
Blu : Okay, here it is. The voice recognition makes it totally foolproof. Here, watch this. Find Linda and Tulio.
Additional Voices : Searching for dinner in Tokyo.
Blu : Okay. Actually that does sound like a nice suggestion.
Jewel : You trust this woman?
Blu : [imitating a robot] Yes, I do.
Rafael : [Rafael arrives flying] Hey, wait up, family! I'm coming, too! Don't worry, buddy. We got your back.
Jewel : Eva let you come?
Rafael : Sure. I promise her a spot on the Carnival show.
Nico : You did what?
Rafael : You guys are late.
Pedro : [Nico and Pedro arrive flying] Clock late.
Nico : But musician early.
[Nico and Pedro high five with their feathers]
Carla : Wait, you guys are coming?
Pedro : We couldn't miss it for the world. We gonna scout the wildest, coolest talent in the jungle!
Nico : It's our inspiration for this year's Carnival show. Amazon Untamed.
Carla : Cool! I mean, yeah. Okay. I'll guess I'll go.
Nico : Amazon jungle or bust, baby!
Pedro : Who's ready for a tropical adventure?
Rafael : I know I am!
Nico : All right!
Pedro : Let's go, birds!
Blu : [Everyone flies away leaving Blu behind] Wait, we didn't do a head acount. Hey, guys, wait up!
[Blu falls from the tree]
Additional Voices : Recaulcaling.
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Felipe : [Blu tries to cut a brazil nut and Felipe appears in front of him] Well, well, well. What do we have here?
[Blu looks confused to Felipe]
Felipe : I guess old Eddie's rules don't apply to everyone.
[more red macaws appear next to Felipe]
Felipe : You're on our side.
Blu : Really? Okay, my bad. I didn't know that sorry.
[Blu accidentally hits Felipe with a branch]
Blu : Sorry! Sorry.
Felipe : You came over here, take our food and now you insult me?
Blu : No, no, no. This is just all a big misunderstanding.
Felipe : You know, I wish I could accept your apology. You seem like a nice bird. But this means war!
Blu : What? Does it have to? Can it mean something else?
Felipe : Today in the Pit of Doom.
Blu : Sorry, the Pit of Doom? Really? Really?
[Felipe kicks the Brazil nut]
Felipe : High noon. I'll make you some room. Sweep you like a broom.
[Felipe retires flying]
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Rafael : Hey, you lovebirds! Happy new year!
Blu : Rafi, where are the?
Rafael : The kids are with Luiz. No worries!
Blu : Worries. Right here.
[Luiz appears dancing]
Blu : Luiz? Where are the kids?
Luiz : What? I don't have kids.
Luiz : Oh, right. I left them with Tiny.
Luiz : What? She's an excellent babysitter
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Blu : It's just like soccer. I can do this. All right any special strategies? What are running at 4 4 2 or a 5 4 1? What are we doing here, coach? What position do I play?
Eduardo : Actually I do have a perfect spot for you.
Blu : [Blu starts to sell water] Water. Water here. Get your water.
[a macaw passes very fast]
Blu : Okay, thanks.
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Gabi : I can't think of anything more romantic than poisoning passengers on a moonlight cruise.
[Gabi begins to draw a drop of poison]
Nigel : Stop.
[Gabi stops to draw a drop of poison]
Nigel : That one is mine.
[Nigel starts to get closer to Blu with his claws in attack position]
Nigel : Twinkle, twinkle, little Blu. How I wondered, where are you? Up above the world so high, are you ready to die?
Blu : [Blu is babbling] You need a breath mint.
Nigel : Even in sleep, you mock me.
[Charlie has a bottle stuck and Nigel is about to attack Blu, when Charlie activates the boat's horn, causing everyone to wake up including Blu's family]
Gabi : Wait for me!
[Gabi jumps out of the boat]
Gabi : Don't leave me!
Jewel : [Jewel starts scolding Tiago] Tiago! Stop fooling around.
Tiago : I didn't do anything.
Blu : [Blu continues the scolding to Tiago] Tiago Gunderson, listen to your mother.
Tiago : Aw, man!
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Jewel : [Jewel starts flying in morning] What a glorius morning!
[Jewel stops on a branch]
Jewel : I forgot I could have mornings like this.
[Jewel touch a flower and hears Blu singing]
Blu : Yeah
[Blu starts to walks seductively towards Jewel and plucking a brazil nut]
Blu : Your favorite.
Jewel : You remembered. Isn''t that nice?
[Jewel removes the shell from the brazil nut and Blu starts to laugh]
Jewel : It's so crazy good. Thank you so much, Blu.
[Blu continue singing]
Blu : [Blu wakes up after that dream] That's it
[Blu puts on his fanny pack, see Jewel sleep and leave nest]
Blu : I'll be one to surprise her. Breakfast in bed, coming up.
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Aunt Mimi : Jewel?
[Mimi passes flying faster searching for Jewel]
Aunt Mimi : Make way. Make way! Jewel!
Jewel : Aunt Mimi? Aunt Mimi!
[Mimi hugs her niece]
Jewel : I missed so much!
Aunt Mimi : My little wildflower has returned! I knew you were coming back. I saw it in the droppings. And look at the little ones!
[Mimi runs to hugs Blu and Jewel's kids]
Aunt Mimi : Aren't you the fluffiest most delicious little macaws?
[They leave the area flying and hugs Blu]
Aunt Mimi : Your big for your age.
Eduardo : Mimi this is Sue.
Blu : Actually, I'm Blu.
Aunt Mimi : Aren't we all?
Blu : No, really, that's my name
Aunt Mimi : That's why they call us Blue Macaws
Jewel : [whispering] Just go with it
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Additional Voices : You have reached your destination.
Blu : You see? It works like a charm. Here we are.
Carla : Where?
Blu : These things have a margin of error.
Jewel : I told you not to trust that woman
Bia : [Bia with her book sees a larva] That's a Heliconius larva. It's about to enter the pupa stage.
Tiago : [Tiago appeas behind Bia] You said poop!
Blu : Hey, kids. Stay close.
[Bia and Tiago leaves the area]
Jewel : I'll get them.
[Jewel goes behind Bia and Tiago]
Blu : Okay, you guys stay put. I'll look around.
Rafael : No worries. We'll be here. We're not going anywhere.
Pedro : My feathers is popping up on the back of my neck
Nico : I don't like this.
Pedro : Let's back it up.
[Nico and Pedro retreat]
Jewel : [Jewel continues searching Bia and Tiago] Bia? Tiago?
Blu : [Tulio continues searching the strange sound] Come on, lady. Don't let me down.
Additional Voices : Calculating route to Funky Town.
Blu : Oh, great.
[Blu continues searching for signal and Tulio continues searching the strange sound]
Blu : Okay, guys! Guys?
[Blu flies towards the area where Jewel, her children and friends were]
Blu : Good one, guys. Very funny. Good, good. Very witty. Jewel, where are you? Kids? Jewel?
[a macaw leaves far Blu]
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Pedro : So that's what a Blue Macaw is supposed to look like?
Roberto : [Roberto is singing with some female and male blue macaws at his side] Look at her shining. Her feathers, they glow. Now the jungle is smiling. 'Cause our baby's home. Can you feel what i feel?
[Jewel begins to approach where Roberto is]
Roberto : The day has come at last. Our precious Jewel has returned. I'll be the first to sing welcome back.
Jewel : Roberto I...
[Roberto interrupts her words]
Roberto : Welcome back. I said welcome, welcome, welcome...
[Roberto makes a dramatic pause to sing]
Roberto : Back
[Roberto stops to sing]
Roberto : Wow, you look great!
Jewel : So do you.
Blu : [Blu appears in scene] Hi, hey. Hi, there. I'm Jewel significant other.
Roberto : So. you're the lucky bird who swept Ju-Ju off her feet?
Blu : Ju-Ju?
Roberto : Yeah. When we were kids, we had the cutest nicknames for each other
Jewel : We did. I called him Beto.
Blu : That's adorable I love doing any nicknames.
[Blu approaches to Jewel and whispers]
Blu : You never mentioned any Roberto.
Jewel : There's nothing to mention.
Eduardo : [Eduardo appears in scene] Hey! There's my wingman! We can rest easy with Roberto on the lookout.
Roberto : Eduardo taught me everything I know. He's the bird
Eduardo : No. You're the bird.
Roberto : You're the bird!
Aunt Mimi : [Aunt Mimi appears in scene] We get it. You're the both the bird. Now, can we stopp yaking and start parting?
[Aunt Mimi with its beak it begins to touch a branch like a guitar string]
Jewel : Wow! I remember this song.
Roberto : How could you forget? It's in our blood, baby. It's who we are. You don't mind if I borrow her for a minute, do you?
Blu : Actually...
Roberto : Come on, Ju-Ju! Let's go!
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Blu : Sure is nice to meet you, sir.
[Blu extends his wing out to Eduardo]
Eduardo : Tuck that wing away, Stu. Now, come here.
Blu : Right, sure, okay.
[Blu doesn't move]
Eduardo : Closer.
Blu : Oh! Really?
[Blu takes a step closer]
Eduardo : Closer.
Blu : Um...
[Blu takes another step closer]
Eduardo : You brought my Jewel back to me. I thank you. I'm going to hug you now.
Blu : Oh! Um... okay. I just...
[Eduardo tries to hug Blu]
Eduardo : Oh!
Blu : Ow.
Eduardo : Now, come here, you.
[they fumble to hug each other when suddenly Eduardo grabs Blu in a tight hug]
Blu : Ow... okay. There we are. My pleasure.
[Nico wipes tears away from his eyes and him and Pedro watch them]
Pedro : Nico, you crying?
Nico : It's a heavy moment, and I'm very vulnerable right now.
Pedro : Come here. Let me get you a hug.
[Pedro embraces Nico and they both start sobbing]
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Eduardo : [Blu starts brushing his beak with his brush] Morning.
[Blu surprised with the toothpaste in his mouth, he looks surprised at Eduardo]
Eduardo : Or should I say afternoon?
Blu : [Blu swallows the toothpaste and cleans his beak] Morning, sir.
Eduardo : Our days here in the jungle, they start early.
Jewel : [Jewel arrives on the scene] Morning, daddy.
Eduardo : That's my girl. See? Already up and at'em.
[Jewel kiss Eduardo]
Jewel : Morning sweetie.
[Jewel removes a leaf from Blu's forehead]
Blu : Why did you let me sleep in?
Jewel : What are you talking about? You sleep in every day.
Blu : Yeah, but..
Bia : Hey, Dad. Aunt Mimi says clay is good for digestion.
[she has a piece of clay in her paw for her father to try it]
Bia : Try some.
Blu : No sweetie. I just brushed my...
[Bia puts the piece of clay in Blu's peak]
Bia : It's good, right? I'm gonna get some more.
[Bia retires flying]
Eduardo : Smart girl.
[Blu spits out the piece of clay]
Eduardo : So, I though I'd take Louie, here, for a little tour of the area. Show him around.
Jewel : That's a great idea.
Blu : What?
Jewel : You go have fun with Daddy and I'll explore around here with the kids.
Blu : Yeah, okay, Sure.
Jewel : You'll love it.
Blu : Yeah, great. I just gotta...
[Blu enters to the nest to puts his fanny pack]
Blu : Okay, ready.
Eduardo : Okay. Lou, come closer
[Blu takes a step closer to hug Eduardo]
Eduardo : Not so close.
Blu : Okay.
Eduardo : Listen... I can barely look at it. You gotta lose that human pocket, okay?
Blu : This is a fanny pack.
Eduardo : Fanny pack. Adorable. It's human. And now that you're joining the tribe, you won't be needing it anymore. I'll meet you by the clay banks.
[Eduardo retires flying]
Blu : Joining the tribe? He doesn't actually think we're moving to the jungle, does he?
Jewel : No, he's just excited we're all here. Let's not ruin the moment, okay?
[Jewel touches Blu's chest with her feathers]
Jewel : Besides, it won't kill you to leave behind the fanny pack.
Blu : All right, you win. I will leave the fanny pack behind.
[Blu enters to the nest to takes off his fanny pack]
Blu : Happy wife, happy li...
Jewel : [Blu see Jewel with them kids going flying to explore] Bye, Honey. Have fun.
Blu : Yeah. Sure, bye.
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Bia : We're almost there, right?
Blu : Hey guys, wait up.
Rafael : Come on, Blu.
Blu : Remember, birds of a... Nevermind.
Nigel : [Nigel, Charlie and Gabi are attached to the boat with Charlie's tongue on a float] They're getting away!
[Nigel hits Charlie]
Nigel : Wake up, you insect-eating idiot. Follow them.
[Charlie uses his tongue like a motor boat]
Nigel : Better. Now go ten times faster.
[Big Boss's boat passes and the lifebuoy moves with the current]
Nigel : River hogs!
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Tulio : It's a Macaw! Linda!
[Linda stops touching Tulio's Hat]
Blu : Let me go!
[Linda and Tulio are running behind the Blu sound]
Blu : Let me go, you heathens!
Linda : Blu?
[Linda and Tulio stop running before falling down a ravine]
Linda : I swear that sounded like Blu.
Tulio : That's impossible, Linda. He's back home in Rio, safe and sound.
Blu : I am an American citizen, you savage! I demand to see my ambassador! I know my rights! I know my rights!
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Linda : Your left! My right!
Tulio : My left? Left or right?
Linda : Your right leg, my left leg
Tulio : Okay.
Linda : Good! Good! Good!
[Linda and Tulio try to hold hands]
Linda : Now, go up.
Tulio : Go up.
Tulio : Reach! Almost there!
[Tulio hold Linda's hand]
Tulio : Linda... I'm so sorry.
Linda : As bad as this is... there is no place I would rather be in the whole world than with you. Even if it is tried to a tree.
[Linda see Blu flying and starts making bird sounds]
Tulio : Linda!
[Tulio starts making bird sounds]
Linda : Blu! Blu!
Blu : Linda?
Linda : Down here!
[Blu looks at Linda and Tulio tied up and begins to untie them]
Tulio : What? Blu?
Linda : What are you doing here? This is dangerous!
Tulio : That's incredible! It's a 2,000 mile flight!
Linda : Let's follow him!
Tulio : It's amazing!
Linda : [Linda and Tulio are running behind Blu] I told you I heard him.
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[Blu takes the explosives and flies high with the bomb so it doesn't explode in the jungle and Nigel hooks onto the bomb]
Blu : What? What are you doing? Let go! Save yourself! Come on, let go!
Nigel : Never!
Blu : Are you crazy? You'll bring both us down! Fly!
[Nigel grabs Blu in the air and they both fall]
Nigel : Déjá vu, Blu.
Blu : Nigel!
[the bomb explodes]
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Blu : [the macaw throws Blu and he pulls out a knife-shaped spoon from the Swiss army knife he had in his fanny pack] Back. Back, you barbarian!
[the macaw continues flying]
Blu : Yeah, that's right. It's an spoon and a fork. Be afraid! Be very afraid!
[Blu starts aiming at everything with his knife-shaped spoon and Rafael speaks to him from behind]
Rafael : Whoah! Whoah, buddy. Put the spork down.
Nico : [the macaw brings Nico and Pedro] Let me go!
Pedro : Bring it! Come on! You lucky I ain't big.
[the macaw throws Nico and Pedro, and Pedro lands on top of Nico]
Pedro : [Blu, Jewel, Rafael, Carla, Bia, Tiago, Nico and Pedro notice that the macaws are Spix macaws but covered in mud]
Jewel : I can't believe we found them!
Bia : Technically, they found us.
Blu : Okay, we're gonna need some nametags.
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Rafael : Blu, Blu, Blu! Calm down.
Blu : Calm down? We had a plan. Help Linda and Tulio find the flock and get home. But when I mentioned it to her she completely shut me down.
[Rafael, Nico and Pedro look at Blu confused]
Blu : And her father? A total nut job. He's got this weird thing about humans.
Eduardo : [Now from Eduardo's perspective] He's got this weird thing about humans! He loves them. He's a pet!
Roberto : [Roberto spits out the Brazil nut] A pet?
Blu : [Returning Blu's perspective] He called me a pet. I can't believe he used the P word to my face. It's like he thinks I'm the enemy or something.
Eduardo : [Returning Eduardo's perspective] He's not one of us, Roberto. Keep an eye on him.
Blu : [Returning Blu's perspective] And that Roberto? He is always watching. He is always hovering around Jewel. He is always singing something. I can't compete with that.
Pedro : You gotta bird up, bird! You gotta emancipate yourself from domestication.
Nico : Try to see this place trough her eyes. Taste the flavors she's tasting.
Blu : So I should eat a bug?
Pedro : That's just nasty, thinking about it.
Nigel : [Nigel dressed as Bob appears] Glitter. Where is my glitter?
Blu : [Nigel doesn't realize Blu is in front of him] I'm sorry. Sorry.
Nigel : I don't want apologies. I want glitter
[Nigel, Charlie and Gabi retires of the zone]
Nigel : Gllitter it's absolutely essential for a magical presentation.
Gabi : [Gabi realize Blu is in front of Nigel and tries to advice] Uh, Nigel.
Carla : [Carla appears] Guys! Rehearsals, big day tomorrow. Ring a bell? Come on. You're coming, right, Dad?
Blu : Oh, yeah, of course.
Pedro : That girl put the business in show business.
Rafael : Blu, remember...
Blu : I know, I know. Happy wife, happy life.
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[Blu and Nigel are unconscious due to the explosion, however they are tied to some vines and scream at the same time]
Nigel : You.
Blu : Oh, oh.
Nigel : You will pay a painful price for your pestilence!
[Nigel starts to attack Blu]
Blu : Hey, stop that! Get off me!
Nigel : [Nigel continues attacking Blu] A flurry of furious feathers in your face!
Blu : You don't have to do this!
[Blu tries to defend himself from Nigel's attacks]
Nigel : No, I just want to.
Blu : Hey, stop! Stop!
[Gabi and Charlie arrived at the area where Blu and Nigel are fighting with the porcupine quill covered with Gabi's poison]
Gabi : Oh, my goodness. Charlie! This is it. This is it!
[Gabi asks Charlie to give the porcupine quill covered with Gabi's poison to kill Blu]
Gabi : Steady. Steady.
Nigel : Slap fight!
Gabi : Shoot! Shoot!
[Charlie shoots the porcupine quill covered with Gabi's poison to kill Blu but the porcupine ends up giving Nigel and Blu using his peak and flies away]
Gabi : Nigel!
Nigel : Is this the end? I was too young... too beautiful to live.
[Jewel, Carla, Bia and Tiago hugging to Blu]
Carla : Bob?
Pedro : Hold up! That ain't Bob.
Rafael : I told you I knew him from somewhere.
Nigel : My final curtain call. And it's standing room only. Goodbye.
[Nigel throws himself into the void]
Gabi : No!
[Gabi runs behind him crying and anguished by what she did]
Gabi : No! What have I done? If I cannot liveth with thee... then I shall not liveth at all.
[Gabi commits suicide by tasting a drop of her poison, but not before singing like an opera singer until she faints and dies. The tribe starts clapping]
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[Rafael's wife, Eva, is singing really badly as she auditions for Nico and Pedro]
Eva : You can't see it coming. You won't find it anywhere else!
[her voice shatters the light bulb above them]
Rafael : Oh! Brava!
[Rafael starts clapping]
Rafael : Brava! Brava! That was amazing!
[he flies over to Eva and embraces her]
Rafael : Eva, darling, you hit every note. Huh, guys?
Pedro : Yeah, yeah. Along with a bunch of notes I never heard of.
Eva : Rafi!
Rafael : Ah-do-do-don't worry. I'll talk to them. We'll find the perfect spot for you.
Nico : [under his breath, to Pedro] Antarctica, maybe.
Eva : [to Rafael] You better.
[waving to Nico and Pedro]
Eva : Tchau-tchau. Bye, boys.
[Eva turns and flies off]
Rafael : See you back at home, my tasty mango!
Nico : None of these acts are inspiring. I'm just not inspired. Carnival is right around the corner and our reputations are on the line.
Pedro : Copy that. We need something that can make us wiggle. Something that'll make us jiggle. We need something that pops! Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop! You know what "pop" is backwards? Pop!
Nico : Next.
[suddenly Blu slides in and slams into some buckets]
Luiz : Sorry, bro!
Blu : It's okay, Luiz.
[he tries to get Luiz's saliva off his feet]
Blu : Good to see you, too. Ugh.
[Nico and Pedro fly over to Blu]
Pedro : Listen, Blu, we are looking for a singer, a dancer, the whole package.
Nico : Yeah, and you're more of a mumbler-shuffler. You catch my drift?
Blu : Oh. No, no, no, no. No, no, I'm not here to audition. Uh... I've got news. I am going to the Amazon. Yay.
